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[asofterhockey]

[199] or, as i like to call it, my wedding

[asofterhockey]

[379] Anyway, I’m off to the gym.

[asofterhockey]

[727] let’s be the quiet realization that our time has passed.

[asofterhockey]

[1022] I EXPLAINED THAT.

[asofterhockey]

[735] surrounded by terrified fishermen.

[asofterhockey]

[719] and this is why.

[asofterhockey]

[882] I love you, is what I’m saying.

[asofterhockey]

[567] well, he won’t forget getting kneecapped.

[asofterhockey]

[1085] I just smile and say ‘compared to what?’

[asofterhockey]

[434] I want it. But will I never want it more?

[asofterhockey]

[1010] i’ve wasted a lifetime pretending to be me.

[asofterhockey]

[580] so there.

[asofterhockey]

[51] you have a nice living room.

[asofterhockey]

[821] right in there.

[asofterhockey]

[1219] that was our chance.

[asofterhockey]

[670] it’s mathematics.

[asofterhockey]

[233] or they better fucking not.