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she/they yes

[sapphling]

WAIT FIVE GUYS ISNT A MASC HOOTERS???

I want to print this ask out and frame it and keep it on my nightstand so it's the first and last thing I look at every day until I die

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

whenever i see a baby in public i wish i were like a powerful faerie god mother character who could give the baby a gift like “you’ll never get a cold” or “math will always make sense to you” or something like bein’ great with string instruments but I don’t have any powers that I know of but it doesn’t stop me from trying so every time I see a baby in public I tell the adult with it “what a beautiful baby” and it makes them smile and then I pretend I can take the goodness of their smile and I look at the baby and I think very hard “you will have a good life, even if it’s hard, you will end up happy” and I’m just hopin’ the magic kicks in at some point

[not-cuidarnos-deactivated202312]

i'm tired of flirting. let me know if you want to eat pizza and sleep together

[gunsandfireandshit]

Oh cool, we're back to c. 2012 Tumblr "touch my butt and buy me pizza" posting, good to see we've come full circle!

[jetergentstar]

What actually are Gerard Way’s pronouns?

A lot of people seem to believe that their pronouns are he/they, which is fine, its not all that incorrect. But i do see a few people getting angry at other over using she/her for Gerard, so i wanted to make this post.

You can use whatever pronouns you want for them

Previously they said this about their pronouns:

Gerard Way’s most recent and accurate pronouns are ‘ANY’.

[trashthemorgue]

all my mcr horror movie poster edits so far!

[guooey]

favorite genre of images. cat you just know had a pasta

[angelsaxis]

This country claims to be democratic but 9 unelected people who's values and opinions formed decades prior, who can get into this position without strong or even any valid credentials, can decide to negatively impact or even destroy millions of lives and they cannot be held accountable for it. They can't be impeached or voted out. It's only the most convoluted combination of election-year voting, voter suppression/lack thereof, and idk fucking cowardice from both sides that got any of them to where they are now. 9 people who are cemented in their beliefs and then use the law and constitution to justify their moral opinions that they insist don't influence their rulings at all. We can't vote then out. We just have to hope they retire or die under the presidency of someone who doesn't want to actively kill everything, and eve then we have to contend with any given republican or spineless Democrat in the Senate.

And even then, we cannot get rid of them. Nine people make decisions for 300+ million, affecting their ability to defend themselves, to live peacefully, to lead healthy and happy and safe lives. Nine people can ruin lives for decades to come.

Nine people. Nine. People.

[lowpolyanimals]

Crypt Rat from Old School RuneScape

[greatlordfluffernutter]

you’re telling me THIS guy’s voicing Mario?

[mikkeneko]

[kalichnikov]

YOU’RE TOO LATE SPIDERMAN! YOU’LL NEVER GET YOUR TURKEY DEFROSTED IN TIME! THANKSGIVING IS DONE FOR! NYEHEHEHEHE

[ophiuranesque]

posted this on my insta a few weeks ago

now w icons! (credit me if you use them pls!)

[retrogamingblog2]

Pokemon Halloween Stickers made by TheMoonborn

[jaubaius]

[lezbianz]

chris mclean could do saw but jigsaw could never do total drama

[valtsv]

ra ra rasputin is objectively the funniest song ever written it's like "rasputin was an advisor to the romanovs and honestly he was a bit of a power-hungry conman (oof)... but you're not here for a history lesson! you want to know how much he fucked, don't you? well i'll tell you: he fucked. he fucked often and severely."

[valtsv]

and it's a banger

[writing-prompt-s]

Scientists uncover a stone with writing on it that no one can make sense of. When you see it for the first time, you can read it perfectly.

[ofthefog-deactivated20220221]

[emotions-oper9r-deactivated2021]

[senatorwiggles-deactivated20241]

this meme is like 2 years old please let it die

[tevruden]

Hahah you sweet summer child:

Loss, and the meme of making fun of loss, turns ten this year

[sarcastic-clapping]

happy 13th birthday to this icon

[dongcroncher]

The fact that Dante created the most popular image of the afterlife with absolutely no theological basis for it will still be the funniest thing to me

[dongcroncher]

Church: Heaven is eternal connection with God, while Hell is total separation from Him. Anything else is only speculation.

Dante: Actually Hell has layers like an onion, and the devil is big and mean and also frozen. People are fighting and there’s a mountain to get to Heaven and a nice place for babies. Also I know this because I went there with my friend :)

[normal-horoscopes]

Dante: I had a dream where I astral projected into hell with the famous poet Virgil who I am totally Best Bros with. I wrote a poem about it if you wanna read it idk

Several Popes: Thank you king I am commissioning fan art of you

[dreadmarshal]

Isn't Hannibal problematic...

no, but i understand the confusion! it's a common misconception, but serial murder and cannibalism are okay in real life.