The Odd Bird Life

Just a place to put all of my sarcastic and odd ramblings into one place. I like random. It keeps things interesting.

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Wish List by ptyfashvic featuring a brown bag

Acquaverde jumpsuit / Dolce & Gabbana wedge sandals / AmeriLeather brown bag / Call it SPRING gold jewelry, $20 / Fedora hat / Butter London nail polish

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Wist List by ptyfashvic featuring a brown bag

Acquaverde jumpsuit / Dolce & Gabbana wedge sandals / AmeriLeather brown bag / Call it SPRING gold jewelry, $20 / Fedora hat / Butter London nail polish

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I haven't worked with color pencils in a looooooooong time, until now. Not to bad, right? #art #artist #flowers #coloring #colorpencils #drawing #craft #crafting #atlanta

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Getting some creative juices flowing today by watching Project Runway . Who wants to color with me? 😋 #artist #creatordie #creative #colorful #colorpencils #drawing #coloring #instaart #atlanta #PRAllStars

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Valentine's Classy by ptyfashvic showing how to wear handcrafted jewelry

Safiyaa peplum evening gown / Jimmy Choo high heels stiletto / BCBGMAXAZRIA white handbag / Tiffany Co 18k gold bracelet / Halcyon Days black gold bracelet / Kate Spade handcrafted jewelry / MARC BY MARC JACOBS heart jewelry / Estée Lauder lipstick

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Okay, really?? An air conditioner on the back of a van.... #odd #comeonson #Atlanta #atl #airconditioner #isitthatcrucial #van #workvan #justno

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My first man scarf of the season.. More pix to come on the blog soon! #crochetscarf #scarf #scarfseason #crochet #crochetaddict #yarnaddict #yarngeek #craft #crafting #goodwithmyhands #instacrochet #instagood #hooker #Atlanta #smallbusiness #handmade

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Golden Stuffed Oreo's must have Crack in Them

Hello. Me and The Boo went to the store on Wednesday to get supplemental things since we were snowed in. One of these things happened to be Golden Stuffed Oreo's. They're so good and easy to just throw in your mouth when you feel snacky. They are also the purest form of evil known to man and will turn you into a sugar fiend. I love them. I have deduced that they are so good because they have crack in them. Why else would they be so addictive?? All around tastiness? Nope. The fact that it has a million grams of sugar? Nah. It's the crack man. I'm tryna tell you. Crack. Do you disagree?

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What you know about that mac n cheese and hotdogs! #dinnertime #Kraft #mealtime #macaroni #whatiate #instagood #cheese #hotdogs

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Winter.. You Can Go Now!

It's still snowy here in Atlanta and oddly and luckily enough my job has let us leave early on Tuesday! I jumped in joy when I found out this news and immediately started to shut down all of my computer programs. I bundled up in my Adidas coat, fingerless gloves, large infinity scarf, and threw my purse over shoulder and made a beeline to the front door! I knew it would be bad out in the streets, but I had no idea how bad... I've driven in the snow plenty of times so I thought it'd be fine. Living in upstate New York, you have no choice but to drive in the stuff.. However I forgot that I live in Georgia. A state where they aren't used to snow and ice and don't have salting truck ready to go. A trip that normally takes fifteen minutes took forty-five minutes! I found out later from a friend that it took her f-i-f-t-e-e-n hours to get home!! I honestly couldn't even fathom. The city literally did shut down! The interstates looked like a zombie apocalypse happened and nothing but a car graveyard was left.. Cars were abandoned, because there was nowhere to move, some were stranded with no gas, others were huddled together in collisions, and its still bad in spots. I heard about places like Kroger and Home Depot taking people in and letting them spend the night, because they had no way to get home and others simply walking out in the streets handing out food to those that were stranded. On the opposite side of things, there were talks of police ticketing peoples cars that were abandoned and others charging the people around them for the snacks that they happened to have on them. I guess you will see the good and the bad in times of crisis! My place of work was closed yesterday and open a half day today and I was grateful that I could get out of my complex to go make some coins. Unlike some other places........... my job will not pay us or allow us to use vacation time or PTO to make up for time that was missed while the business was closed. Which is completely bogus in my opinion!! You could at least let us use or own vacation time to help us still get paid. However, I digress.... I could go on forever about that subject. But I won't. ;o) Quite frankly, I'm over totally over winter.  I like living in Georgia because we normally have very mild winters. This time last year we were in the seventies.... Oh elusive Spring, please come do your sultry dance down this way and bring life and warmth in your wake. I'm ready to pull out the sundresses and sandals! Who's with me? What's your weather like where you live? I'll be here. let me know. :)

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Spreading a little positivity for today!

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This decor confuses me..  I'm in a Mexican restaurant, but it looks like a log cabin and has 'wooden' branch chandeliers? I don't know about this choice guys.. Did you buy it from someone else and just decided not to change the decor because it was cheaper to keep it this way..  Do better..

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Spit... It really works..

Hi. :) I’m Ariana. This is my first blog post on here. Let’s not get too caught up in introductions,  right? Let’s just talk shall we?

I’m currently sitting at my desk at work, bored out of my mind. In the midst of forcing myself to work, because well it’s Friday and who wants to work.. a rogue eyelash decides to jump ship right into my eyeball. My mother told me to lick my finger and the spit will get it right out.

I didn’t believe her.

I tried it.

It most definitely works.

It’s like all this time your spit had some sort of super power that you didn’t know about. Did you know about it?

-A