[asphodelusvenus]

kieran ⚰︎ she/he/it ⚰︎ agender & queer

7h purva ashadha venus Rx AK | 11h bharani mars AmK

this is my sideblog where i talk about anything related to my relationship and experiences with the divine, spirituality (witchcraft & astrology mainly), philosophy, and any other occult/esoteric topics.

i interact from my main @/manadolls

i'm an eternal devotee and wife of my ishta devata, shiva ♡, a tantric practitioner, and i run along the path of shakti — my general beliefs on the universe and our connection with the divine can be summed up as being akin to omnistic or panetheistic.

forms of the divine i venerate the most: shiva ([maha] kaal bhairava, rudra, hanumanji. i also syncretize deities such as dionysus (greek harihara), hades, set, anubis, lucifer, satan, ares, etc. with lord shiva), shakti ([maha]kali, the mahavidyas - & venerate them together as parvati/adishakti/mahadevi/shatakshi. i also syncretize deities such as persephone, nephthys, hera, demeter, inanna/ishtar, ereshkigal, hekate, aphrodite, lilith, etc. with maa), ra, bastet, loki, vishnu (krishna & i also syncretize apollo with vishnu)

alongside my general practice-centered posts, this is also majorly a vedic astrology blog.

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[dhumavati]

A Warning to All Women about the Men of the Jupiter Trine: Punarvasu, Vishakha, Purva Bhadrapada

Nicole Brown Simpson’s corpse being taken away

Ladies, please take note of this warning, because it involves actual danger to your well-being.

When you hear about Jupiter, you’ll normally hear things along the lines of compassion and gentleness and mercy, but the men of the Jupiter nakshatras are BY FAR the most dangerous and materially harmful to women.

Jupiter trine men in general are seen as weak and feeble by society, and this constant emasculation puts them in a highly frustrated and frenzied internal state, like a chihuahua that keeps getting bullied and taunted.

Jupiter nakshatra men in general do not dare to attack other men, so they direct their anger towards women, who are more physically and socially vulnerable. Their outbursts of anger are extremely unpredictable, and this is why so many sudden and shockingly violent attacks on women are so often carried out by Jupiter nakshatra men.

Punarvasu Men

One perfect example is the Punarvasu Sun and Moon MMA fighter Conor McGregor, who is famous for being defeated and humiliated in numerous fights by other men, where they beat McGregor into literal submission after all of his initial trash talk. This constant emasculation of McGregor is no surprise that he has a track record of allegations of physical violence against women. He allegedly punched a woman in the face on his yacht and kicked her to the floor. And this is just one of the many allegations against him in terms of his violence towards women.

Vishakha Men

Vishakha men tend to express their bitterness towards women verbally, criticizing and shit-talking women in the same way that mean girls do. Here’s a clip of the popular streamer Austin Show, who has Vishakha Sun, who unleashed a barrage of profanity against a woman who didn’t think he was handsome. Not to her face, of course. Only after he left.

Purva Bhadrapada Men

Purva Bhadrapada men take this violence to the maximum by simply murdering women. There’s the renowned O.J. Simpson, with Purva Bhadrapada Moon and Punarvasu Sun, who brutally murdered Nicole Brown Simpson by stabbing her with a knife multiple times in the head and neck. And yes, he did it. He murdered that woman. And of course, there is the very, very, very long list of Purva Bhadrapada male serial killers who brutally murdered numerous women. There’s a reason that the majority of the victims of serial killers are female.

So ladies, please, please, please, please understand this: All the gentleness and mercy and compassion of Jupiter nakshatra men go out the window when it comes to women. Always remember this, and please heed this warning.

[notgreatbob]

''i wasted those years'' who cares. you lived the only life you could've lived in those moments

[callmezeemonic]

You did the best you could with all you had and knew. That was then. Here is now

[castaras]

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[nowaintthatjustlikeme]

the darakaraka is not just “the spouse indicator.”

that interpretation is far too literal and reduces the entire principle to relationships alone.

the darakaraka is the planet with the lowest degree because it represents the area of consciousness that is the least developed, least stabilized or least integrated within the self. naturally, this becomes something the native seeks externally first like through relationships, projection, obsession, admiration, conflict, or attraction.

people tend to think the darakaraka simply describes the spouse, but more often, it describes the quality the native feels psychologically incomplete without.

this is why people are often deeply affected by those who strongly embody their DK energy, because the planet represents something that feels missing, inaccessible, unstable, or underdeveloped internally.

for example:

sun DK

often reflects difficulty with stable self-definition, authority, confidence in one’s own direction, or feeling internally “solid” in identity. these people are often deeply affected by strong personalities, certainty, status, recognition, or people with a strong sense of self because the solar principle feels underdeveloped internally.

moon DK

reflects instability in emotional continuity, receptivity, nurturance, or internal safety. there can be difficulty fully understanding or regulating emotional states, leading to attraction toward emotionally expressive, comforting, or psychologically intuitive people.

mars DK

often reflects difficulty with assertion, direct action, decisiveness, anger integration, or sustained force of will. these people may admire or seek individuals who embody confidence, initiative, protectiveness, or strong physical/psychological drive.

mercury DK

reflects instability around interpretation, communication, adaptability, analysis, or intellectual coherence. there may be overthinking, fragmentation, nervous mental activity, or difficulty grounding perception into clarity. attraction often forms toward intelligent, articulate, mentally quick, or observant individuals.

jupiter DK

often reflects difficulty with meaning, faith, internal guidance, wisdom, or trust in life itself. these natives may feel directionless internally or constantly searching for philosophical orientation, causing strong attraction toward people who seem knowledgeable, stable, wise, or morally certain.

venus DK

reflects instability around self-worth, pleasure, intimacy, receptivity, or relational harmony. there is often a deep longing for beauty, connection, affection, or emotional softness because venusian ease does not feel naturally self-sustaining internally.

saturn DK

often reflects difficulty with discipline, endurance, structure, consistency, patience, or psychological grounding. these natives may feel chronically behind, unstable, or unable to fully contain themselves, leading to attraction toward people who embody control, maturity, restraint, or reliability.

this is also why the DK frequently manifests through projection. the native unconsciously searches for the missing planetary principle outside of themselves before learning how to integrate it internally.

and this is only the planetary layer. the sign, nakshatra, house placement, aspects, dignity, and divisional chart repetition modify how this lack is experienced and what form it takes psychologically, which my next posts will be about.

[asphodelusvenus]

worst part about being into astro on the internet is wanting to post so many topics but not knowing which to start with 😮‍💨

[buttslushie]

Nakshatra Categories Notes

This was a nightmare. It starts as excitement that there are so many different ways to classify the nakshatras, then it sort of turns into a bit of overwhelm. The big thing I'm missing is the deities, which I plan to add on later. I will have to do separate notes on all the deities/gods to make sure I'm getting the appearances right.

I will probably leave certain things out like the gender categorical system, birds, trees, gemstones. I probably didn't need to bother making a chart for the directions/movements. Might also expand on existing notesheets if needed.

I'm going to pull my hair out if I come to realize later that I messed some things up.

Alltogether:

[dhumavati]

Vishakha Women: (ʘ ͜ ʘ)

Miley Cyrus, Vishakha Moon

You could just be going about your day, minding your own haggedy business, and then out of the blue a wild Vishakha woman appears like:

(☉ _ ☉)

And you’re like: “Um… Ma’am? Are you good… ?? Can I… help you… ??”

And then she goes:

(ʘ ͜ ʘ)

I guess this is what happens when Indra and Agni are mashed together because whew is it intense. This is also compounded by the fact that along with the Mars nakshatras, Vishakha is the main mean gworl nakshatra.

Rachel McAdams, who played the iconic Regina George, has Vishakha Sun. So imagine a mean gworl judging you and staring into your soul going:

(👁️ 🫦 👁️)

I mean it’s great. The hoes need to be kept on their toes.

Keep staring scarily and bitching nastily Vishakha gworlz!!!!

Tara Reid, Vishakha Sun:

Marcia Cross, Vishakha Moon:

Rebecca Romijn, Vishakha Sun and Moon:

Beverly D’Angelo, Vishakha Sun:

Tawny Roberts, Vishakha Moon:

Barbara Paz, Vishakha Moon:

Tori Spelling, Vishakha Moon:

👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹

[cosmicmemoirr]

The Ketu Experience through the houses in the Navamsa D9

Imagine being told:

“Here’s your favourite meal but we’ve removed all flavour from it.”

That’s how Ketu in the Navamsa feels over time.

It’s not painful or tragic…just spiritually empty.

That’s why Ketu doesn’t always remove the external thing immediately. Sometimes it removes the emotional hunger first.

Ketu in the 1st house:

the person slowly becomes tired of performing identity for other people.

Over time they stop obsessing over being “understood” correctly. Validation for their physical appearance becomes starts to become less important. They become more private and less interested in being seen and more interested in partnership and being seen with their other half. I believe Rihanna might have this placement.

Ketu in the 2nd house:

food, lineage, money, consumption

start losing emotional intensity over time.

Accumulation stops feeling emotionally meaningful in the same way. This person may disconnect from their lineage and culture altogether due to it feeling inauthentic to who they are.

Ketu in the 3rd house:

the person becomes exhausted by constant communication and social noise. The person may slowly disconnect from media, constant communication and social noise. Over time they may stop caring about staying updated on everything happening around them and become much more selective about what enters their mind.

They often become much quieter and more selective over time.

Ketu in the 4th house:

They may slowly emotionally separate from maternal bonding patterns, distance themselves from their mother, question whether their emotional conditioning actually belongs to them, and stop romanticising family or home life simply because they were taught they were supposed to. Their focus moves outwards.

Ketu in the 5th house:

the emotional attachment to validation through romance, creativity or attention starts fading. The person might find themselves less likely to seek out leisure for leisure’s sake.

Over time they become less the idea of doing creative work may literally start to feel empty to them. They’ll struggle to get fully involved unless it feels extremely meaningful to them.

Ketu in the 6th house:

the person becomes exhausted by constant struggle, proving themselves and conflict cycles.

Their soul gets tired of survival mode. Extreme disinterest for pettiness and political games. Sticking to a regular routine will feel soul sucking to them unless they’re doing something meaningful.

Ketu in the 7th house:

projection in connections becomes unbearable.

Over time the person becomes extremely sensitive to:

being misunderstood,

being consumed,

performative relationships,

fake intimacy.

They start to question whether they’re being seen properly or if the person wants them for shallow reasons. Over time this person starts to date less, and become more selective with who they spend their time with. They may also have a natural instinct for when the person is right for them.

Ketu in the 8th house:

the person becomes emotionally detached from chaos itself. Over time they become harder to manipulate psychologically. This person may become fearless when it comes to these topics and areas of life and their intuition may increase overtime.

Ketu in the 9th house:

the emotional attachment to inherited belief starts dissolving. This could be someone who chooses to leave the religious or cultural customs they were raised with. The person slowly forms their own worldview through lived experience instead as they start to question the authenticity of what they were taught.

Ketu in the 10th house:

public visibility, status, recognition, achievement starts feeling emotionally empty over time.

This is why some public figures slowly stop wanting to be public anymore.

Kylie Jenner is a good example. She has Ketu in the 10th house, she’s still young but has started to become less visible. This will continue and we’ll start seeing her less as the years go by because her soul is checked out from the publicity machine.

Ketu in the 11th house:

The person slowly disconnects from social climbing, popularity and group validation. Over time they may stop maintaining surface-level friendships altogether and become much more selective about who has access to them. They may start questioning whether they actually enjoy social environments as their focus moves towards their creative pursuits/children. Beyoncé has this placement and it’s pretty evident in how it shows up.

Ketu in the 12th house:

The person slowly disconnects from worldly attachment itself. Over time they may become increasingly private, difficult to access and emotionally withdrawn from constant external stimulation. Solitude starts feeling more emotionally nourishing than participation. This is someone who can find discipline peace when focusing on health, routines and maintenance.

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[dhumavati]

Why Is Krittika So Boring?

In the cosmic menagerie, there are many interesting nakshatras. There’s ragebaiting Mrigashira, demon spawn Rohini, piece of shit Magha, Satan Incarnate Anuradha, mail order bride Mula, mentally ill Shatabhisha…

But today, we’re gonna be looking at a nakshatra that is… barely talked about. No matter which platform you go to—Twitter, tumblr, YouTube, whatever the fuck—you’ll see that it’s generally just radio silence on Krittika. Even Cholera, before she took down all her old videos, didn’t even have a dedicated Krittika video back then. And the Krittika gworliez used to be all up in her comments begging for even the slightest squeak about Krittika, but it seems that even those poor wenches have completely given up. So what gives?

I’ll tell y’all. Hopefully my Krittika ASC helps in some way.

And no, there isn’t gonna be some twist to all this or some “oh-Krittika-is-actually-very-interesting-but-it’s-not-widely-known” kind of subversion of expectations.

Krittika is not talked about simply because it really just is that boring.

But I guess the silver lining here is that the explanation I give for this may be interesting to you.

Krittika is said by some to be the first nakshatra, and that it kickstarts the cosmic cycle, as opposed to Ashwini. Cholera has described Krittika as “the birth of the cosmic man”, attributing this to the name Vaishvanara, which refers to the archetype of the male as most know it. I’d like to add a little addendum to this, if you will, by saying that it’s not just the birth of the “cosmic man”, but the birth of the “cosmic woman”, and therefore the birth of duality itself.

I’ve seen it said in Vedic online circles that the birth of duality comes in Ardra, where the sexes are split and cast out of the so-called “Garden of Eden”, and so have to live in the dualistic world. But no, gurlie. The split happens way earlier than that. Just the very concept of male and female is a dualistic concept, and the fact that this exists in the “Garden of Eden” does not make this concept any less dualistic. As I said earlier, just as the “cosmic man” is born here, so too is the “cosmic woman”—don’t forget that in the classic texts, the Moon’s birth nakshatra is Krittika. As I’ve said before, Krittika women are some of the most traditionally and stereotypically feminine women you’ll ever meet. Both the solar and lunar concepts are birthed here, and there is no other name for this than duality.

This might sound interesting on paper. Oh, the birth of duality, where there is the interplay between the masculine and the feminine, the journey of the hero and the FEMALE PATH OF SHAKTI, he is the mantra, she is the yantra, he is the explorer, she is the path, he is Consciousness, she is Materiality, the gods split the hermaphrodite in two so the two sexes can find each other again in the grand adventure of life and so on, and so on, and so on. But let me ask you this, gworl.

Are you having fun?

One great thing about Krittika is indeed something that most people would say about it based on its public-facing popstrology descriptions. The nakshatra of the knife, cutting insight, sharp mental faculties, getting right to the point, slicing through falsehood and illusion and bullshit to get to the truth, etc. And so, in the spirit of Krittika, let’s get to the point.

Are you having fun?

Are you, as a woman, having fun dealing with this world? Are you having fun dealing with… males? Is this “cosmic dance” between the sexes as advertised?

I mean, take for example any random male on the street. Talk to them. What is the probability that you’ll have an interesting conversation? The most you’ll be able to talk to them about is the weather or some other mundane shit like where they’re from or what their ethnicity is. The split into duality manages to create such an awful, horrifying world that is somehow also so mind-numbingly boring.

Krittika males are very much into stuff that are stereotypically associated with males. “Logical” thinking, mathematics, the written word. These are listed in the classic texts as being associated with Krittika. The written word thing is particularly true (only in spiritual contexts, I must add), where Krittika males are completely obsessed with the written spiritual word, instead of the true essence behind the word. Things like the Bible and all other types of written religious texts fall under the domain of Krittika. This is the nakshatra of the priesthood, Brahmins, “sacred” rituals, mantras, stotras, religious rites, Puritanism, general organized religion… All that famously fun stuff.

Go pick up or Google the Book of Numbers from the Old Testament and read just the first page. Are you having fun?

This is the core essence of what Krittika is, especially with regard to males. Some of the most boring, depthless males you will ever meet are of this very nakshatra. Males who are always catching the game, cracking open a cold one, going hunting in the woods, talking about which football team they think is gonna win next season, objectifying women, taking millions of pictures of themselves holding a fish on a boat… this is the Krittika male. This is the male that you’ve heard of as being the other half of this “cosmic dance” of the story of the adventure of the tale of the universe. This is your dance partner.

Are you having fun?

Krittika women aren’t that much better. I mean yeah there is a Krittika woman archetype that is interesting (which is that of the Krittika woman who is adept at the verbal art of dragging a bitch), but by and large, Krittika women are very traditional and stereotypical. Honestly they might be more of a trad-wife than even Hasta women. I mean just think about that.

And if you wanted to blame all of this on civilization and went out into nature and the great outdoors to have fun, you’ll see that it really isn’t all that either. Just as the male-female dichotomy is romanticized, this material world is also romanticized by the various religious texts as being “God’s Wonderful Creation”. If you went into the Amazon rainforest right now, with no material possessions from the modern world, would you be having fun? You would be suffering immensely at first, and if you managed to come up with a means of survival, surviving would just turn into another routine. Boredom. If you went into a desert with nothing, you’d quickly get bored too. You can only stare at sand for so long before you lose your mind. “God’s Wonderful Creation” isn’t as advertised either.

My point here is that existence in society or nature both fall under the umbrella of “God’s Wonderful Creation”. At the end of the day you have to eke out a living and survive to stay on one side of the Alive-Not Alive dichotomy. You generally either 1. Struggle or 2. Are bored. After a while you’ll start wondering what the point of it all is.

This very concept of the same old boring shit also known as dualistic existence is brought to you by the dualistic foundation formed in none other than Krittika.

So, yeah, why would you wanna talk about Krittika?

I mean…

Are you having fun?

[dhumavati]

Lakshmi Is NOT Equal to Vishnu

This was an interaction I had on my Lakshmi post a little earlier, and I felt the need to share this on the main page, because it points to a very subtle method of manipulation that patriarchal agents use to deceive women. This is very similar to what I was referring to in my earlier post on Dhumavati’s temple.

In a lot of these patriarchal “spirituality” circles, one thing that you will hear a lot of is how the goddesses are “equal” to their male counterparts (🤮) while also saying that the woman’s duty is to please, support, and cater to her husband with every existential fiber of her identity. She does not exist outside of her marriage while males are given the green light to be millions of different things outside of marriage.

The woman is asked to sacrifice every part of their being to marriage while the male does whatever the fuck he wants. And this same woman is then told she is “equal” to the male, and sadly, she is happy to continue being enslaved as long as she hears that she is “equal”.

Ladies, let’s please wake up from our collective slumber. We cannot and must not tolerate this shit any longer.

P.S.: credit to @calmlystupendousenchanter for truly being open to discussion on these matters and moving forward in a productive manner

[venusianlingam]

a piece i made with lord shiva yesterday 💖🌙 we joked around that i gave him dick ears LMAO 😭

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[the-cosmic-cauldron]

where u find success- ur north node house 🌞😊💡💵

1st house: success for u is a selfish victory, not a sacrificial one. ur meant to spend time crafting who u r as a sculptor does clay. life is about getting to know u, finding ur strengths and leading with them, looking at ur insecurities and healing them. u r the talent, project, and success. if life isn’t about the path u take, u will lose urself to the voices of others.

2nd house: ur life isn’t about spending, its about investment. ur life is a series of long-term decisions to keep u and those closest to u comfortable. ur not meant to splurge and to be reckless, u have a sacred connection with money where it needs purpose. ur life is meant to gain assets and to choose the path of financial freedom.

3rd house: success for u is a person who shares their knowledge with others, u r built in with wisdom, intuition, and knowledge, ur life is a series of opened tabs, journals with notes, seminars, classes, and exploration. ur meant to expand the minds of others through ur due diligence urself. ur not made for gossip, ur made for instruction.

4th house: success for u is a fortress. ur not meant to be surrounded by others, instead u find peace away from the noise and the crowds in a soft space u create. u r a built in creator or softness, comfort, and sacredness. ur not meant to scatter energy, ur life is a constant reiki healing session, a yoga class, a hot home cooked meal from ur mother, and watching little kids run around with beautiful smiles.

5th house: success for u is a fun life. ur not meant for the mundane or the shadows. ur a person made to entertain and laugh with ur gut. u r built for the entertainment field, creativity, and doing what ur heart feels called to, ur not meant to play by rules or climb ladders ur meant to share ur spirit with the world. when ur laughing, traveling, making new friends, and running with children u r right where u belong.

6th house: success for u is found in wellness. it’s found in a balanced breakfast, a neat journal, a bedtime routine and time for u to master a skill. ur body is related to ur success when u nourish it u find that u move about the world with energy and discipline. ur meant to survey the health food store, sign up for yoga, and run a marathon. ur built for solid routines and a life where goals are worked towards. ur life is meant to bring calm to ur nervous system and results that u can track.

7th house: success for u is best shared in romance. ur not meant to be at the heights of happiness alone, ur smile has to be reflected in a partner equally happy for u. ur built for romantic dinner dates, walks in beautiful parks with ur lover, soft kisses after work, weekends where ur partner is ur bestfriend, a wedding with supportive people. u r built for a soulmate, for ur other half, for ur happily ever after.

8th house: u r built for a spiritual life, a life where u cant recognize who u r at the end of it. ur not meant to be the same person, ur not meant to find comfort in the skin u were given, ur not meant for those u grew up with, or for the mundane. ur meant to live on the other side of life, in the shadows, the healing, the occult, the world that hasn’t been explored, ur meant for discovery and moments where u question everything. life is meant to be a place that keeps u on ur toes and unravels new perspectives, ur meant for intensify and truth.

9th house: ur meant to be a wanderer. ur not meant to build a fortress, but build fortresses. success for u in life lives in GO BIG OR GO HOME! ur not supposed to play small. ur supposed to stray away from home, explore places that are unrefined, ur made for travel, for learning, for exploration. anything that doesnt trigger curiosity and knowledge is meant to be a door closed. ur built to teach and to learn.

10th house: ur built for achievement. ur DNA holds the power to master skills, refine ur talent, and hold power in ur endeavors. ur not built for hobbies and “ for fun”… u r built for making something out of nothing, taking ur craft serious, singing because u want to be a singer, and going to college with a genuine career path u have planned for. u r meant for organization, and structure, for doing things because they’re apart of a big story. ur meant for nights in the house writing down ur 5 year plan and lunch with a mentor. ur meant for travel with purpose and friends on the same path as u.

11th house: ur built for community, success isnt a path of the lone wolf but one with a wolf pack. ur biggest wins involve people who cheered u on the entire time. ur meant to feel ease and support, ur best ideas involves others, when u live amongst love life feels real and joyful. ur meant to be apart of something with a larger purpose. ur guided by higher ideals not just immediate needs and desires. u r meant to think bigger and to collaborate on projects. ur not simply a neighbor, ur a member of a group. ur not built for friendship for fun, ur built for a group of those who are tied together by the belief in something greater.

12th house: success lies for u in a hidden way. it’s not typical or even normal. it’s personal and spiritual…something only ghosts and psychics understand. ur meant to integrate ur shadows into ur human reality. ur meant to heal, to learn to unburden urself from pain, to connect to ur spirit guides to find a purpose ur existence. ur meant to allow energy to flow through u. ur meant to not just feel ur darkness but make it something that fuels ur wholeness. ur meant to find a way to ground urself on this earth, while feeling the pull of something formless.

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[iliothermia]

🌟✨☀️ Lumen ☀️✨🌟

[vor-leser]

helen of sparta but its a redraw of that one shadow trend

I know im late to the party on this but someone had to do it

[asphodelusvenus]

🌙♡MASTERLIST

a constant WIP ♡ latest update: NIL 🌺

ENTITY WORK, VENERATION, ETC.

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VEDIC ASTROLOGY

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OUTER PLANETS (URANUS/NEPTUNE/PLUTO), ASTEROIDS, ETC.

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[i-like-to-eat-cotton]

One thing I love about chola dynasty statues,is how they blend this almost cartoonish art style with actual good anatomy,especially around the belly areas,if you look closely.

Anyways,I was drawing Mohini(the female form of Vishnu) based on the chola dynasty statue,and it's a very rough sketch,but she looks pretty,so I'm posting it

And here is the statue of her that I was drawing

[martian-astro10]

Low key hate when women have 7th lord in Vishakha, cuz men with this be getting the hottest, the smartest, and the funniest wife and then women with this be getting stuck with community dicks 😭. Everytime I see this in a straight woman's chart, I pray to lord that she wakes up the next day wanting to fuck women instead

on the other hand, LOVE when straight women have 7th lord in Uttara Phalguni, cuz these women be bagging the hottest, the gentlest, and the most devoted men ever. The other good one is Ashwini, I know only 3 straight women with this, but all of them are married to men who look at them like they're the best thing to have ever happened to them. I know more people with UP as 7th lord so that's a concrete fact. Gotta meet more Ashwini before I add it to my favourites list.

If I had to compare it to tarot cards, Uttara phalguni gives you a man like the emperor, very responsible, super protective towards his family, a pillar who makes sure that you never have to bear the weight of the roof.

The ashwini, on the other hand, is the sun, charming, sweet, and so very adoringly enthusiastic. The type to treat you like an equal and make you feel only warmth even on the coldest winter day.

OH WAIT, add revati to the list too, I personally do not like it, but I have seen that women who have 7th lord in Revati and hold gender essentialist beliefs, are very very happy in their marriage.

You will also notice how these 2 nakshatras are the rarest 7th lords among female celebrities and you can guess why......... The slightly negative thing is, that people with their 7th lord in these tend to get married quite late, like....28-35, makes sense, after all, it takes time to find such a partner.