sleepy butterfly kitty

horrendously gay | 21 | it/its

[newtype-lila]

rb to tell prev they're being so brave right now and pat their head a little please

[byeclownguy]

I appreciate the thought but you cannot reach my head

You are a tiny little man

@cityyliights 

[cityyliights]

you have 24hrs until i jump over you and crush you like a goomba

[swivelsaysno]

i’d like to see you try

[cityyliights]

swivel. please . you can't do this to me . not you too..

[swivelsaysno]

you know i can and will

[cityyliights]

after everything we've been thru.. pleas e.. not like this ..

[swivelsaysno]

i am 11 inches taller than you this is unavoidable

[cityyliights]

alr that's it say goodbye to your shins

[aspyn-eclipse]

i do not use tumblr but this post was how i found out that i am 9 inches taller than you. little man has fighting words

[avridoodle]

three of swords

[charlotteathena]

last friday night remix (3 remixes in one??? i dont really do music stuff to "make songs" it's just my personal touys-playing u know)

[beardedmrbean]

[poetrylesbian]

this sculpture is from 2011 by artist sara swink

[killer-fille]

cats have been bothering humans since at least 2011

[midnightstillness]

Waking up feeling like shit and giving myself grace like

[winduppup]

girl who develops a god complex and changes her pronouns from she/her to She/Her

[nyancrimew]

plural system called "various artists"

[flygoing]

laptop overheating?? pour water on it to cool it down!

[chastittie]

i trusted you

[flygoing]

Do not trust people like me. I will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. I will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. And when I leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people

[four-leafed-queer-gal-deactivat]

THE ORIGINAL?!?!?!?!?!

[ciearcab]

those summers with you

[kingsillysmilez]

queer dogz :3c

[kaban-bang]

[sandmandaddy69]

[oarfjsh]

they probably cant love me back in a human or even mammalian sense, but my goldfish with their smooth pea-sized brain have learned to trust that i will make them better when they are sick. i feel like crying about this often

[cantabilechaos]

Maybe Princess the tarantula never had anything resembling what we as humans know as emotions, but she still came out of her burrow and up to the glass when we’d talk to her and used to stare at the drawing I’d tape to her terrarium. Maybe she couldn’t even comprehend what we were, but she knew we were there to take care of her. And even if she never showed that sort of curiosity or trust we’d still love her.

[gay-jesus-probably]

Idk if Munchie the praying mantis felt love for me, but I do know he trusted me enough to climb onto my hand when offered and was comfortable with allowing me to carry him places despite me being absolutely massive in comparison to him. So that's close enough in my book.

[anarchistmemedistro]

[nyancrimew]

reblog this to let a curious kitten explore your dash

[transgenderization]

i fucking hate maid training theres so much to remememeber

[maidling-deactivated20260401]

I have a Sakuya icon in this screen shot ^ +2 Maid Coins

[transgenderization]

i want 2 maid coins too. can i have some maid coins too please.

[maidling-deactivated20260401]

Get back to work.

[lakesbian]

its fucking crazy how regularly people on this website who really earnestly consider themselves Radical and Progressive vitriolically mock polyamorous people

[lakesbian]

i support equality and oppose oppression. however im going to insult people with an identity society generally regards as ridiculous/unethical/worthy of derision & makes 0 accommodations for/refuses to acknowledge the existence of, and then compare them to a religious cult if they react negatively to this

[lakesbian]

it's like if there were a bunch of like. cishets on here who regularly post about progressive politics but will every so often make a post that goes "lol gay people are cringe + ugly" and then react to accusations of homophobia by doubling down on how gay people cant take a joke. and everyone else reacts like it's normal and not a ridiculous and embarrassing way to act for someone who considers themselves to be in opposition to all forms of oppression

[lakesbian]

wheres that one tweet thats like. its just a joke bro. a joke that's rooted in political ideology that i'm reinforcing 😈

[crtter]

My dad told me a Queen Elizabeth x 9/11 combo joke but idk if it works in English

[crtter]

It goes something like this

Q: Why can’t Americans play chess against the British anymore?

A: Because the British are missing the queen and the Americans are missing two towers (rooks).

[crtter]

To whoever unfollowed me for this: I didn’t even come up with the joke myself, you should unfollow my dad instead.

[astrayan]

As a part of the Chess Fandom™️ and also from a colonized country, this was the first image I saw the day the Queen died on my whatsapp chess club group:

So yeah, that’s how the news broke to me.

[froginakettle]

an incredible update to this post

[kaijuno]

“this is my HBO max profile.

i have shared my password with dozens of people and told them to use any profile except Chet.

if they click on Chet, they will be taken to locked Kid’s Profile set to TV-G which they can not exit without obtaining a PIN number from me, which I entered without looking and have no way of ever remembering.

i do this to feel.”