electric love

~a cute bi couple / ddlg / crossdressing~ we're Lily and Leslie, a monogamous bi couple, playing with some new kinks see our individual blogs @lilylovelocklovescock and @lesliethesoftboi

[genderjester]

Tumblr users making anything

[ID: A variation of the Cap'n Crunch "Oops! All (blank)" meme. It reads: "Oops! All Vanilla Extract" End ID]

[utopians]

why do I think he is bi well firstly I know and perceive the truth

[insomniac-arrest]

"I wasted my 20s", cool man, just in time for all the gay sex and weird tattoos you're about to have in your 30s

[epersonae]

fun fact: you can even waste your 20s and 30s and have the gay sex and weird tattoos in your 40s.

[ruffboi-mags]

Honestly you can have the gay sex and weird tattoos at whatever point in your life you come to them in.

[daughter-of-sapph0]

blacksmith women are hot

leatherworker women are hot

farmer women are hot

women with cool skills and professions are hot!

[daughter-of-sapph0]

I realize I'm just attracted to lesbians with the same jobs as minecraft villagers

[only-tiktoks]

[swan2swan]

Millions of Years of Immutable Evolutionary Law: “Cats shall have litters of many offspring at one time. Some will be weak or stricken with disease--they will perish to allow the stronger siblings to escape, and to satiate other predators in order to reduce competition and encourage the existence of more capable adults.”

Human Beings:

[itisi-asimplegay]

@albatris

[illusions-of-normxlity]

tease

[uncut-ass-fan]

[pervslampig999-deactivated20211]

Yum

[rawcockpig]

Fucking hot

[honeyrolls]

Strawberry Bat 🍓 / Peach Bat 🍑

[bunnyflab]

@vilesbian

[thestuffedalligator]

All the weird misinterpretations and revisions of Russian history aside, Anastasia is one of my favourite movies because its plot structure is so fucking weird

It’s a period piece romance. That’s cool, that’s all well and good, except that on the sidelines there’s an undead warlock who’s trying so hard to kill the protagonist, but all in ways that the protagonist either doesn’t notice or doesn’t accept as supernatural

And it isn’t a twist! The audience knows about the warlock! The warlock has a villain song! The warlock is one of the principal characters! But the protagonist spends 95% of the movie completely unaware of the warlock, and just spends the entirety of the movie doing period piece romance things while being repeatedly inconvenienced by the warlock until the climax, when the protagonist has to very suddenly

Acknowledge the existence of the warlock

Acknowledge the existence of the supernatural

See some real-ass goddamn magic

Kill the warlock

I have never seen a movie with a plot structure like this before, and I don’t think I’ll see one like it ever again. It’s like an adaptation of Pride and Prejudice that turns Lady Catherine into a vampire who’s just repeatedly trying to drink Lizzy’s blood, but Lizzy doesn’t even notice until the climax whereupon she stuffs Lady Catherine’s mouth with garlic and cuts off her head (an adaptation I would kill to see, by the way). There are two completely different genres playing out at the same time, and one of them is trying to kill the other

Anyways that’s why the stage musical is bad, thank you and good night

[13thsongbird]

The only thing I’m adding to this is that Disney’s Hercules has almost the same hero-villain dynamic in that the protagonist and antagonist think they are the heroes of two wildly different stories, and the protagonist doesn’t really know the antagonist exists until the endgame starts. It’s so fucking bizarre. They also both came out in 1997, and feature a red-headed protagonist who starts the story trying to find out who their parents are and falls in love with a shady brunette with dubious intentions who winds up trying to sacrifice themselves so the protagonist can live/be happy. I dunno what this means, but coincidence? I think NOT!

[deathcomes4u]

Listen that was just the vibe of 97 alright some shit went down that year

[depsidase]

[the-tree-line]

i forgot what the post was gonna be……. i made these n then my brain stopped after that step

[depsidase]

[actionandreaction]

[jimhensonreject]

This is the real photo

Who on God’s green earth photoshopped their butt cracks to be larger and smaller. Why would anyone do this.

[hunky-salsa-deactivated20240901]

[cutbu]

[heavenspit]

[kissedfrog]

Hey guys, our best boy Sparky is really in need of his medication. His seizures are always worse as the weather gets colder and it's getting really chilly here in New Mexico. We're 40 bucks behind. If anyone could help us, we would all be very appreciative.

His ppal: rainharbron

My vnmo: Dak-Ulfsson

0/40

[kissedfrog]

Hey guys, our best boy Sparky is really in need of his medication. His seizures are always worse as the weather gets colder and it's getting really chilly here in New Mexico. We're 40 bucks behind. If anyone could help us, we would all be very appreciative.

His ppal: rainharbron

My vnmo: Dak-Ulfsson

0/40

[callmebarbie]

tumblrinas will yearn for a vampire lover and then go worship garlic bread

[poodleteeth]

every time i give fresh greens to my rabbit and snail i also have to save a leaf for Twarożek, who gets angry when i don't give her something.

[tigerlily-monroe-deactivated202]

[beethoven]

i hope i think of this video in the last moments before i die