[slimereveler]

btw it's fantasy, you really don't need to worry about your world map making "sense" geologically or whatever. make that river flow backwards from the sea into the mountain.

[taulupis]

Wait are you saying I don't have to take plate tectonics ocean currents and mineral deposition into account when I make this map? But how will I know where the mountains with gold mines are, or what shores would have the best fishing spots? If I don't map out this entire world in intricate detail, how will I know if this kingdom falls on a major trade route or is sidelined to the periphery of the classical empires?

[slimereveler]

TOLKIEN SPOTTED!!! C.S., OBLITERATE!!!!!!

[ceescedasticity]

Are you kidding me? Tolkien was terrible about geography making sense! He had the world flat and then round with no apparent latitude-varying expansion/compression! He regularly had regions devoid of vegetation but experiencing no erosion! All known volcanic activity was linked to demons!

[escuerzoresucitado]

[catchymemes]

[dalishious]

Arguably the funniest Dragon Age retcon to date is the one where Leliana goes from saying the Divine believes the threat of a mage uprising in Kirkwall is the biggest danger to Thedas since the Qunari invasion and is planning on an Exalted March on the city in DA:2, to then her saying actually that was all just rumours in DA:I when suddenly we're supposed to mourn her death askldfhsgjf

[ilikeit-art]

[marghen-deactivated20240228]

The porn bots are coming back in another wave so I'm putting these garlic flower garlands up everywhere to keep them away. do not move them or throw them away

[squshface]

Oh ya I thought those were super stinky and gross so I threw them away. Also I opened the windows because it was stuffy. Hope that helps!

[marghen-deactivated20240228]

(Van Helsing voice) Oh, how we are beset!

[jv]

I'm loving this Dracula Daily pregame

[glumshoe]

[glumshoe]

Man I made this as a joke but I keep coming back to it and going “this is cool as hell actually”. I rescind my irony.

[catasters]

[ltwilliammowett]

Bark Europa off the South Shetland Islands, 25 Feb. 2023

Video was made by Duncan Murrell

[couriernewvegas]

ace attorney is 90% ridiculousness but then once a game it sits u down like hey . what if this kid believes he was at fault for his fathers murder and then was raised by someone who reinforced that idea and isolated him and raised him to be unrecognizable from who he was as a child and what if he also had so much trauma from this incident that elevators and earthquakes still paralyze him with fear over a decade later and also what if he is so entrenched in his self loathing that he is willing to go to jail for a crime he didnt commit and what if even after his childhood friend who he was separated from for years helps save him he still has to leave because he has to process all of this and revaluate the person he has become as a result of his childhood . anyway what if we also had a parrot as a witness . would that be fucked up or what

[itstimeforcomics-blog]

its time for the tantrum hole

[sandycohen420]

it’s easter

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[selfundiagnosed]

crabeater seal teeth

[beyonce-knowles-carter]

We lose more women to marriage than war, famine,  disease, and disaster.

ONE HUNDRED AND ONE DALMATIANS (1961)

[transreigender]

the three genders: male wife, girlboss, and silly rabbit

[thechicken-master]

[optimisticbananaharmony-deactiv]

>implying roger isn’t a malewife

[leviathan-supersystem]

roger is a malewife and eddie valiant is a silly rabbit. what’s not clicking.

[catchymemes]

[crancisfrozier]

[madamewesker]

First the walls are see through then the giant thing just fkn grabs you and walks around with you. What a day.

[electricpentacle]

That hawk had the expression of a cosmic horror protagonist two pages off from the end of the story, and for more or less the same reasons.

[kim-jong-chill]

i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake

[mattheuphonium-blog]

fabulous 

[tockthewatchdog-deactivated2020]

i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.

[counterpunches]

#HAPPY GOOD FRIDAY