President Of Poultry

A Spectacular Pile Of Memes And Garbage

[possumsarenice]

Shout everyone else taking the vow of silence today

[crimsonflowerz]

was so well-behaved the dentist let me put my fingers in his mouth too

[dknightlight]

Posting this iconic piece of media that I just NEVER found online isolated except in an archived reddit thread

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

[deepspacepirate]

One of my favorite tropes is post apocalyptic towns being named after dilapidated signs with missing letters, like Novac (no vacancy) and Eaden (dead end). There’s something inexplicable about it

[togepipi]

catch me in the city of fre shavaca do

[hisuizorua]

they call it amtrak because the trains am on the trak

[1dietcokeinacan]

I’m sorry WHEN did he do this

[1dietcokeinacan]

Screeeeeching

[rottencore]

This post keeps making me cry laughingg

[vaporwavesimulator]

any of you ever stand with your hands kinda touching together sorta like this

[lazypoststhings]

[vaporwavesimulator]

you’ll be reduced down to a single atom once im done with you

[kiki-or-bouba]

This post is: Bouba

[ruinedchildhood]

[supersoftly]

[fangorn-forest]

not enough secret gardens and hidden passageways and bookshelves that open to a mysterious library these days. get working on that girls.

[paperjoshi]

on it boss

[paperjoshi]

trapped in the catacombs boss

[discount-supervillain]

[galaxywarp]

[gay--dog]

punches you but my hand is coated in ibuprofen dust so it immediately cancels out and doesnt hurt

[axolotine]

hugs you but my torso is coated in nasty spikes so it immediately cancels out and doesnt nice

[yimra-deactivated20250209]

Steve Harvey is the only host of anything that I can appreciate

[yimra-deactivated20250209]

This feels like a fucking comedy skit, like Steve Harvey has the pacing and comedic timing amazing

[13threbagel]

[ Video Transcript :

Host : Well, your name is Obu?

Obu : Yes sir!

Host : And your last name is Obu?

Obu : Yes sir

(Audience laughter)

Host : Obu Obu

Woman, off screen : You should ask him what his middle name is

Obu : Steve not ready for that (2x) (incoherent audience laughter)

Host : You don't know how ready I am! (Audience laughs) As a matter of fact, we not doing a damn thing until we find out! (More laughter) What is your middle name, Obu?

Obu : It's Obu. (Louder audience laugh)

Host : Obu Obu Obu

Obu : Yes sir! ( Audience laugh) Gotta show some ID?

Host : (softer) now you gotta show them id. You got it on you?

Obu : So the process I go through, go on check that out!

Host : I'll be damn. (More audience laughter and clapping) Your-- who, who named you, Obu obu obu?

Obu : My father.

Host : Father still livin' ?

Obu, pointing off screen : Yes, sir, he's right up there. (audience claps) Yeeaaa my pops yeeeaaaaaa

(Host walks towards the camera and camera flips back n forth to reveal Obu's dad, followed by more audience laughing n clapping)

Host : Yeeaaa yeaa that's who I'm lookin for! (laughter) What's your name, sir?

Obu's dad bellows with echoey sound : Oo~obuu~

(More audience laughter)

/End transcript ]

[straightboyfriend]

mike’s hard bubble tea

[emeraldfoxface]

It’s just marbles

[allsadnshit]

Being an adult in this recession and being like wow I am totally "splurging" on 3 new sets of cotton underwear and 3 pairs of socks like whoaaaaa hold your horses duke of the land where's all this money gonna come from

[the-forest-library]

[the-forest-library]

Love it when a post finds its intended audience