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Bad things happen because I am stupid [X]
i thought yall were exaggerating about love never dies but no it is a bad self-indulgent fanfic that completely destroys the integrity of its characters. however this music?? beautiful. absolutely frickin gorgeous.
Bisexual culture is being attracted to both of these people:
And both of these:
Also, let’s be real, you also have at least a tiny part of you that ships Jack and Elizabeth.
Kate Winslet and Saoirse Ronan in AMMONITE (2020) dir. Francis Lee
H ★ M I L T O N composed by Lin-Manuel Miranda
Here’s some fun facts about one of my favorite stories being told in Hamilton: this is Ariana Debose, who plays a special role within the ensemble known as The Bullet. She’s killed for suspected espionage right after You’ll Be Back, and is the first one to die (not counting Hamilton’s mother or cousin who hangs himself). After this moment, she becomes an omen of death. At the beginning of Stay Alive, she carries a shot that narrowly avoids hitting Hamilton. In Yorktown, she helps Laurens kill a redcoat, shakes his hand, then Laurens is the next to die. In I Know Him, she’s the one bringing the message to King George about John Adams and symbolically heralding the impending doom of Hamilton’s political career. During Blow Us All Away, she’s the one who tells Phillip where to find George Eacker, (and flirts with him! Phillip is literally flirting with death!) then Phillip is the next to die. In Your Obedient Servent, she brings the desk on stage and hands Burr the quill to write the first of several letters that will eventually lead to Alexander Hamilton’s death. During the final duel, she again catches a bullet (fired by Burr), and if you watch her, she gets closer and closer to hitting Hamilton while he’s doing his soliloquy until Eliza pops onto stage. At this point, The Bullet is stopped by other members of the ensemble, the time freeze is abandoned, and we all know what happens next. (soure: JC Payne)
Wow anyone else feeling called out???
Wait, doesn’t everyone do that???
Keira Knightley 20 January 2018
Does anyone else remember the story about that poor lesbian who came out to her mother and her mother cried and said “it’s all that damn Keira Knightley’s fault, I knew I shouldn’t have let you watch pride and prejudice as a child” because I’m really feeling that now
Bonus
I’m screaming
listen i respect y’all’s elizabeth bennets and elizabeth swanns and especially y’alls bend it like beckham babygays realizations but
DID Y’ALL MISS DOMINO (2005) ????
LOOK AT THIS FRESH DISASTER. THIS ABSOLUTE DREAM OF A MESS
DID Y”ALL MISS THIS
AND THIS
AND LOOK AT THIS GAY ANNOYANCE???
oh and at the end lucy liu shows up and interrogates her and it is v intense and lesbionic
in conclusion i had this haircut for 7 years and still want to kiss keira knightley
I can’t believe this Princess of Thieves erasure
she cuts off her own hair and dresses like a boy to protect the crown prince
also she’s amazing at archery. legolas whomst?
I recorded this on VHS commercials and all and watched it pretty much until the tape wore out. Totally in a heterosexual way though.
When I was 12, a drunk adult man shouted “You’re the hottest girl I’ve ever seen!” at me.
My reaction was to turn around and shout back, “Then OBVIOUSLY you’ve never seen Kiera Knightley!” and in retrospect I should have realized some things sooner than I did.
I know at this point this is basically a highlights reel of Keira Knightley’s whole filmography, but I present for your sword & sandals consideration, Keira as Celtic Guinevere in “King Arthur” (2004):
This post gets better every time I see it
STOP, IM ALREADY GAY!
Every conversation between Rand and Ba'alzamon seems to go about like this:
*The Dark One appears in a dream/vision, audience groans*
Rand: GET OUT, FATHER OF LIES!
Dark One: You shall go mad with the power you have, Dragon! Serve me and you shall live forever and have all power!
Rand: NO! I refuse you!
DO: Everything you do serves me! You are bound in the Wheel of Time. I shall destroy the wheel and you will die once and for all!
Rand: GET OUT!
DO: SERVE ME! OR YOU CAN DIE AND SERVE ME THEN!
*audience is confused*
Rand: GEEZ LOUISE, CAN I NOT JUST HAVE ONE NIGHT’S SLEEP WITHOUT YOU COMING IN AND BEING A PAIN?!
HENRY CAVILL Henry Cavill Explains Everything You Need To Know About The Witcher’s Sword
this gif is my entire sexuality
OMG
I love this so much💙
All those jokes ab Cardan waiting for Jude to realise she can pardon herself were not jokes at all I-
Like how many times did we say it?!
queen of nothing spoilers
cardan:
“Jude never loved Locke.” My face feels hot, but my shame is an excellent cover to hide behind. “She loved someone else. He’s the one she’d want dead.”
GIRL SNAPPED OH SHIT
Cardan in Queen of Nothing