we gon get free pizza and wings

Maura-23-New York-Mermaid-Intersectional Feminist-Queen

[lindsaybuilds]

A modern forest home for a family of five creative, gamer sims.

All of the CC you will need:

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[dirtyrottenlovesongs]

made this instead of doing my phil reading 😋😋

[black-nata]

whoever said scooby doo isn’t intellectual: explain this then

[ripndipcl]

[powerburial]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[raychjackson]

Say it ain’t so!!

[perceptur]

[fasterfood]

[no-obviously]

[oneapatheticwinter]

It may be the end of

20-GayTeen

But now we can look forward to

20-BiTeen

[dajo42]

fred and george weasley on the top floor in hogwarts trying to get slinkies all the way down by predicting the pattern the stairs are gonna shift in

[dajo42]

they actually figure it out, they calculate the exact pattern, and start distributing it

suddenly, students are barely ever late to classes any more and there are significantly fewer incidents of getting lost around the castle

everything goes wonderfully for a week, all the professors are baffled but pleased

until the end of the week when the true purpose for the pattern’s distribution becomes clear. schoolwide slinky race. a thousand conjured slinkies all let loose at the same time. the rustling of the swarm of springs echoes through the halls of hogwarts. the house elves refer to the dreaded Slinky Sunday for centuries

[dailypattondoodles]

I am not a Harry Potter fan, but this is hilarious

[kpopco]

I love to talk things out but don’t necessarily always start by wanting to. Yet I immediately find that if I talk to someone — just to personify whatever is happening and acknowledge it for what it is instead of catastrophizing about it — it feels so much better.

[gryffon]

you see out of context this looks like brad was helping me on some academic or professional cover letter and being a supportive friend, but in reality we were trying to write a short, 3 paragraph letter together convincing the admin of a car sex website that i am a young man in love with brad’s 1999 Honda Civic. we did this in hopes he would be convinced enough by my plight to approve my membership and give us access to an exclusive, closed forum for people in sexual or romantic relationships with their cars, trucks, boats and planes. it worked. we’re in. we’re going to read so much sexy car fanfiction we might die.

[gryffon]

ive only been at this for 15 minutes and im in teaRS i cant BREATHE THESE PEOPLE HAVE FAMILIES AND JOBS THEDKSFFADSK

[grandearianaarchive-deactivated]

Tutorial Tuesdays with Rihanna

[cutest-animals-here]

(Source)

[dua-daily]

DUA LIPA photographed by Guerin Blask

[prominent-nipple]

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

the college I went for my associates had a river that ran through campus where my friends and i swam between classes and I just ran into a girl who graduated with me and she told me that since the river just ran right behind her dorm sometimes she’d put on a swimsuit and put all her stuff in a dry bag and get on an innertube and float downstream to campus and then just get out and put on her clothes and go to class and I’ve been thinking about that all week

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

i thought i was being wild i was like “yeah sometimes i’d swim in my clothes after field labs and go into math a lil damp” and she looked me in the eye and killed me on sight 

[3blush]

[gabieplease]

I’m tryna channel this energy