The Valiant (inactive)

Text posts about the Silmarillion, especially the House of Finwë and Fingon the Valiant 

[astaldofindekano]

been gone for a year huh, i really miss this place

Edit: I will still be on this account and you can chat with me and stuff, i just wont be making new posts sadly 😔

[astaldofindekano]

Your icon is so pretty did you make it?-@outofangband

Not entirely, I found the cool images on pinterest but I put them together myself ☺️

Thank you for the ask! 🫶

[astaldofindekano]

Some Noldor: *pulls out a knife*

Basically Anyone: oh no

Some Noldor: *uses the knife to open a box*

Everyone: oh ok

Some Noldor: *pulls a freaking sword out of the box*

Everyone: OH NO-

[astaldofindekano]

Finwe: I need a nine letter word for disappointment. Feanor: "Fingolfin" Fingolfin: Finwe: No-

[astaldofindekano]

Celegorm: Moryo has anger issues. Caranthir: No I don't, I just have low tolerance of stupidity. Celegorm: Then what about that time you yelled at me for asking whether i can shoot a knife with a bow? Curufin: Or that time where you almost hit me in the head for wondering if a dagger can be used as a sword? Caranthir: Maedhros: I think you just proved his point.

[astaldofindekano]

Maedhros: How did none of you hear what i just said?

The Ambarussa: I’ve been zoned out for the last two and a half hours.

Celegorm: I got distracted about halfway through.

Curufin: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.

[astaldofindekano]

I am sorry for the inactivity, I won't be around for the next two weeks as well

I'll try to get back to posting as soon as possible once my exams are over.

[astaldofindekano]

Fingon: Look Dad, I got straight A’s are you proud of me?

Fingolfin, to himself: He gets all straight A’s but does he look straight to you?

[slumbering-lore]

Fingon: Pass the salt, daddy?

Fingolfin and Maitimo: *reaches for the salt*

Fingon:

Fingon: I-

Fëanor: *picks up salt* *gives it to Fingon*

Fëanor: Welcome to the family, son-in-law.

[astaldofindekano]

Fingon, raging: What are you, three? Maedhros: Yeah, three heads taller than you. Fingon: Maedhros: No wait I'm sorry don't kill me please

[thatfeanorian]

Fingon: Come on, that’s just your doubt talking. And what do we say to self-doubt?

Maedhros: You win.

Maglor: Just steal a child to make up for your mistakes.

Curufin: you’re wrong, and just to prove you wrong I will now kill 10 thousand people.

Caranthir: I’ve already told you, it doesn’t matter how badly we fail as long as we come out of it with money!

Celegorm: Oh no… my ass really was flat this whole time?

Fingon: …

Finrod: …you won’t know until you try??

[alystraea]

Accurate.

[inwiste]

Maedhros: Hey, wanna help me commit a felony?

Fingon: What the hell?!?

Maedhros: Oh, sorry, my bad.

Maedhros, whispering: Wanna help me commit a felony?

Fingon, whispering: Of course, dude, what do you need?

[astaldofindekano]

Fingon: Who hurt you?

Maedhros, sarcastically: Do you want a list?

Fingon, drawing his sword: Yes.

[astaldofindekano]

Maedhros: do you ever just...

Maedhros: *kinslays*

Nerdanel: ...

Turgon: ...

Fingolfin: ...

Finarfin: ...

The Valar: ...

Melkor: ...

Fingon: ...No, Nelyo, do you need a hug?

Maedhros: YES.

[astaldofindekano]

Amrod and Amras: Hey Kano what’s the time now?

Maglor: I don’t know, hand me my harp.

Maglor: *plays harp*

Caranthir, (or alternatively, any of the other brothers) from another room: I know its decent music but WHO THE F*CK PLAYS THE HARP AT 2 AM?!?!

[laurelsblue]

You have two cows: Silmarillion edition

Warning: has very little to do with economics (or anything really).

Feanor: You have three cows. Morgoth steals all of them. You vow revenge.

Maedhros: You have two cows. You give them both to your uncle.

Caranthir: You have two cows. You charge people a lot of money for the milk.

Fingolfin: You had two cows. You wish you hadn’t been so quick to eat them.

Turgon: You have two cows. No one else knows where you hid them.

Aredhel: You have no cows and you don’t care.

Finarfin: You have two cows. You decide to stay home to take care of them.

Galadriel: You have no cows. You leave home to find some.

Thingol: You have two cows. Your wife builds a magic enclosure for them.

Sauron: You have two cows. Both are were-cows.

[prackspoor]

Maglor: You have one cow. You throw it into the sea. Celebrimbor: You have three cows. You hide them away to keep them out of your terrible ex-colleague’s hands who’s coming after them with stakes and pitchforks. The Valar: You have an entire continent full of cows and people fighting over them. You sink the continent.

[cygnete]

#maglor: you stole two calves and were like guys look

(via @imindhowwelayinjune)

[alders-quotes]

Fingon: Come on, ok? You're beautiful, you have nothing to be insecure about

Maedhros: That is way to emotionally supportive and you need to lock that shit down