[turnways]

[swarnpert]

im going to start a false crime podcast where i explain crimes that never actually happened

[dunmertitty]

i’m going to do the crimes you explain, forcing you into having a true crime podcast

[drunkwhenimadethis]

It’s literally dark by 4pm. Do you think that’s good for me? Do you think I am loving that

[emailmore]

oh hey youre finally awake u hit your head on a brick ouch.!! glad youre ok ^_^.... (holding a second brick behind my back!)

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

worst part about winter… da cold toilet seat… da frozen throne

[askinnyblackman]

i know i talk about pokemon go a lot but like. the summer of 2016 where pokemon go was released? i’ve never seen anything like it in my life. shit was absolutely insane

[askinnyblackman]

i gave my phone to a stranger who jumped a fence to get a clefairy that was in a restricted area

[riversongandthedaysthatnevercame]

I had a baby that summer and all the pictures we took of him for two whole months include a pokemon

all of them. are. like. this

[sweetsicks]

Bro where are you from

In there

[omruc]

[goldpixy-deactivated20230510]

[medievalspinster]

I’m both

[rhymingwithpurple]

the kitchen is for high drama and the couch is for soft but fraught conversations and emotional closure and the doorway is for comedy

[phantomrose96]

Sometimes I go to myself "you know, I don't understand what NFTs are" and then I go look it up again and discover, yes, actually I do know what NFTs are. It's just that every time I read about them again I'm left going "this CAN'T be it, there has to be something else to make this make sense" and the answer is always no.

[phantomrose96]

[angelicguy]

*in a fake body cast, interrupting your conversation* i just think its cruel how not one of you has mentioned my… condition.

[carathebloom]

[thegleampt2fromtheglowpt22001]

did u guys kno thee little lad that loves berries and cream is nonbinary. unprecedented W for they/thems

[bluegrasshole]

God gives his hardest lemonades to his toughest Mikes

[byjove]

why is there no Barbie mortician career doll