sad sad nerd

Avid reader of fanfic, sometimes writer. Multi-fandom blog

[coffincoitus]

a scene must be included PRIOR to sex where the characters READ their birth certificates OUT LOUD so the reader will know they were born on the SAME DATE to avoid any disgusting AGE GAPS

[camille-lachenille]

[homunculus-argument]

Nothing slapped my shit back into place like someone pointing out that the "genius gifted child with so much potential who got burnout and mental illness" is just the nerd equivalent to the jock "could have been a pro at sportsball if it wasn't for the injury".

[superman-icecream13]

Charlie Kirk would not feel bad in the slightest if I, a teacher in America, was shot and killed while doing my job.

So why should I feel bad that he was shot and killed doing his?

This IS the cost of having second amendment rights, he just never thought he would have to pay it.

[nethnad]

i cant believe charlie kirk got fucking tackleglomped on 9/11

[shit-hdb-would-say]

I know this is a bit outside what you do but I found this on bluesky and thought it would amuse you

Harry du Bois would say this.

[crimsonsoulpower]

Adrian Chase should be raw dogging Chris Smith in every episode actually. That's all!

[gumy-shark]

hey check this out *dies in front of you in every universe*

[gumy-shark]

[lemon-wedges]

[lunarrlaine]

Weighing in here, I think the peacemaker season 1 intro is better than the season 2 intro.

Better peacemaker intro?

season 1

season 2

Voting ended onAug 24, 2025

[3liza]

everyone is sick of reading everyone else's list of personal problems at the top of their blogs, we've been over all the reasons why this is a bad idea both interpersonally and as an online safety thing, however i think it should also be mentioned that just showing me the big list of what's wrong with you first thing when i click on your blog counts as spoilers and ruins the narrative tension. i clicked on your blog to find out over time, through a series of mysterious flashbacks and delightful subtextual nods, what's wrong with you. youre taking all the fun out of it

[cipheramnesia]

I think "slop" is a strong contender for world of the year 2025, as it seems to be universally recognizable as a description for the majority of output produced in the name of Return on Investment.

Sure it means algorithmically generative slop now, but look at housing construction, durable appliances, food, automobiles, you name it and tell me it's not just more slop. If enshittification is the process, slop is the result.

[leebrontide]

Ok, loves, so we've all got the message that joking about suicide is bad for your mental health. Now we need to get on "joking that the planet/all of humanity has no future" is bad for societal health/encouraging resistance to bad shit."

[doctor-octiddius]

i love fandoms where one side of it is toxic dudebros and the other just wants to see two guys fuck

[shouldibeawakeprobablynot]

Literally CK

[testosteronetwunk]

my favorite celebrity non-controversy was when lorde wanted to express her love of baths so she posted a picture of her bathtub captioned “and iiiiiiiiiii will always love youuuuu” not realizing that whitney houston died in a bathtub

[testosteronetwunk]

like oh my god. it’s such a non issue but it’s so so funny

[datafags]

this is the type of thing my anxiety thinks is gonna happen every single time I say something

[fuck-customers]

[sataniccapitalist]

Same bullshit, different year

[alltears]

girl who is playing disco elysium for the first time in 2025

[shamebats]