and if I said transfem lestat detested claudia bc claudia complained about being stuck in a girl's body when that's something lestat never got to have. what then

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and if I said transfem lestat detested claudia bc claudia complained about being stuck in a girl's body when that's something lestat never got to have. what then
The Vampire Lestat (2026)
she's half transgender on her mother's (?) side
lestat but he's a baker:
I have the blood of focaccia in me
the "girl with one eye" edits of armand after the finale are gonna go crazy
I'm still thinking about Devil's Minion understanders Eric Bogosian and Assad Zaman saying that Armand's approach to Daniel is like a kid's approach to their most beloved tattered stuffed animal. Daniel is Armand's most prized possession. Daniel is Armand's security blanket. Daniel is Armand's best friend. Daniel exists because of Armand's love. Daniel is being destroyed because of Armand's love.
"Can you go in there and tell me if it's her?"
lestat being the voice of reason??? the toxic show pony with a personality disorder???? louis you better take this as a sign
armand was actually on twitter on that ipad
body mods jason todd
in love with the idea that after rejoining the family and adhering to the no-kill rule, jason needs a different outlet for all of his angst and fuck-the-system energy, so he goes crazy with body mods. sure he won't piss off bruce by shooting ppl anymore but he will come to dinner with a septum ring, an industrial, and a full neck piece just to see the miniscule way bruce's jaw tics from across the table. he loves knowing that the big bad bat won't say anything about his new style out of fear that jason might break their still-tentative alliance
They should block chatgpt on uni WiFi the way they used to block coolmathgames
the art in every Panera is just like "Woman Playing Saxophone That Is Also Bread" and contains this intrinsically whimsical cubist quality that I feel like so much early AI art (think: Dall E) attempted to replicate but could never grasp. and that is because the art inside every Panera was made by someone with soup in their very soul, which machines are incapable of experiencing on account of being filled with wires
jason doesn't really know how to be an older brother yet but he does know all the risks associated with missing a spleen because he dove into the medical literature after tim lost his. and he downloaded the puzzle games damian likes on his phone so they can compete on the leaderboard now. and he's begun watching ballets so he can have a greater appreciation for what cass does.
he's so "I love the way men love" to me:
"are you man enough / to take the blame for this" but it's bruce wayne changing his dead son out of the robin uniform and into civilian clothes, making sure certain details don't make it into the official autopsy, concocting a false testimony to give everyone who asks him how jason died for the rest of his life, all while fully knowing he'll be crucified in the media for being a naïve, hedonistic, spoiled, too-young father whose adopted son died in a foreign country while bruce was supposed to be watching and protecting him.
bruce did so much inexcusable bullshit in the wake of jason's death, but I can't imagine how lonely he must've been.
heated rivalry season 2. add gritty and my life is yours
REBLOG IF IT IS OKAY TO COME INTO YOUR INBOX AND SAY THE RANDOMEST SHIT I CAN THINK OF BECAUSE I REALLY WANT TO INTERACT WITH YOU.
ilya rozanov at every queer hockey player in the league:
I keep saying toxic old man yuri and old lady yaoi by accident. it was annoying at first but now I think my eyes have been opened to new possibilities
toxic old man yuri is cherik somehow. yes they're toxic, yes they're old men, but to the enlightened, they're also fundamentally lesbians. in spirit. are you with me