I drew vuk being freaky and stuff because my friend that doesn't know two things about yugotalia commented that he looks like the embodiment of "to mi radi" from sha-ila and i couldn't get it out my system for days now.
when an artist draws fem versions of male characters but makes them skinnier smaller and less muscular................im not saying this is illegal but when their heart will be put on a scale it ain't gonna be lighter than a feather
when. when there's a female character with something deeply wrong with her. just an absolute freak of a sad creepy wet failwoman with manpain. i experience an intravenous unadultered shot of put HER in the pringles can #FEMINISM
Nyo! Serbia as a pilot because i can and i drew her for an art competition. She barely resembles Vuk personality wise but who gives a damn, i ripped 11 hours of my life on this
Yugotalia characters as my canon events but im a total loser and should be publically Stoned.
(yes i am aware i am ridicilously late to this trend, shush. Let me have my moment.)
Serbia: kicked a door down clean off it's hinges at my ripe age of 10 on a field trip because the boys locked me out of my own room.
+ i yelled out loud "šipčimo po strminama i jendecima ko braća partizani" to reference that kid from Tito i ja while walking through a forest track. The problem was i said that out loud in the middle of a field archery competition right when a judge popped up next to me. I almost got my whole group disqualified.
Croatia: was practicing archery in my backyard when i shot an arrow out the yard and into an open field. I hopped over the fence to go look for it (arrows are fucking expensive). In the process i comically fell into a big prickly bush that was masked under grass. I fell into it waist deep and every move pricked me. Being the stubborn bastard i am i struggled for half an hour because i was too proud to scream for Help.
Bosnia: smoked a prima štapić in school grounds for some fucking reason.
+ also smoked an iqos stick without the burner thing, not knowing how they worked and wondering why was it so short. (I am actually not a smoker by some strange wonder)
Herze: my ex-boyfriend was known for getting smacked around by me. In my defense, he always teased me to the Point hitting him was the mute button.
Montenegro: my cat climbed into my bed while i was sleeping and shat on my head. What a way to wake up on a saturday morning.
Vojvodina: i am so recognizable i could be easily identified as "the purple haired chick with glasses". Might be because there Aren't many alt people in my vukojebina.
+ tried to get wasted on new years and split a bottle of vodka with my Sekana. The day we discovered both of us have high alcohol tolerance despite the fact we're both scrawny.
Macedonia: cannot shoot a gun to save my life but i can shoot a target with a traditional recurve bow 30+ meters away.
+ in first year of highschool, my geography teacher thought i was using my phone in class and hid it under my legs on the chair. With full confidence she said "spread your legs let me see what you have there" A very smart thing to say in a classroom full of teens. For months i have been plagued the old geography lady in her 50s-60s wanted to get in my pants.
Srpska: got so lost in the sauce while gooning once i fell off my bunk bed and didn't break anything by some miracle.
+ i was such a professional hater of my best friend's boyfriend i broke him into a spiral where he thought i was evil but put on a "mask" while talking to everyone except him.
Slovenia: while i was working in a maxi market as an omladinac, i was a phenomenon because i had a strange coincidence of people locking me in the big ass refrigerator's where the vegitables were several times. The damn thing could open and close from the outside but not the inside for some reason.
+ while on the topic of my shift misshaps, one time i got stuck in a shelf "stepbrother im stuck" style while i was restocking ajvar onto the shelves.
Takes place around 1920s-1930s. Still heavily referencing Leyendecker.
More headcanons ⬇️
In the 1920s-30s, Alfred uses his immortality to test new plane models. 1/3 because he likes planes, 1/3 because he likes the thrill of near death experiences, 1/3 as service to his country. Crashing is rare - he usually parachutes out. Usually.
Matthew likes acting as the police, rather than the military. He doesn't like the commitment and international conflict associated with the military. Unfortunately, as the 1930s rolls around, he can't avoid war much longer.
Alfred has never been a huge smoker. He usually turns to sugar, exercise, hiking, or binge drinking + eating. Matthew tries to tame his anxiousness through addictives he can easily carry around, such as cigs, drugs, fidget toys, or books. Half the time he doesn't bother lighting the cig because he forgets the lighter and just chews on the end until it disintegrates in his mouth.
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