[while incredibly drunk in the club during the rose landry era]
ilya: i am done with it all. dating. romance. is all fucked. love is dead. there is only fucking. i can get laid anywhere. women love me. i don’t need anyone
marleau: yeah okay roz. i’ve seen the way you look at her texts. you’re a fuckin romantic
ilya: marly. marly. listen to me
ilya: i look it up. massachusetts was the first state to legalise gay marriage. i have a proposal for you marly
ilya: as my best friend. my brother
ilya: if we are both not married. when we are 45–
marleau, the immortal: it is far too late for that bro
ilya: what
marleau: what














