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affirmations they will not kill me at work today. it is not in my job description to get killed. if they did kill me at work that would be weird and probably not worth it for them

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proud victim of the tumblr accent. it's fading out of public consciousness as the tik tok accent takes precedence; a linguistic evolution that makes the tumblr accent 85% funnier to unsuspecting civilians. it's like releasing a disease on a non-inoculated population. coughing baby versus hydrogen bomb.

so i watched the first 4eps of hr with my roommates and their friend (all gay men, varying degrees of catholic), the verdict: they don’t hate it, thought it was fun but found the first few eps very triggering because of the communication issues - also questions about representation - and daniel and michael were really confused why i liked it and why women in general would care about a show about a relationship between two men, which led to daniel interrogating me for a good 25 minutes about fujoshi culture.

highlights include: "do you pay more attention to your gay friends’ love lives than your straight friends’?" and "how do you - a woman - even end up finding stories between men how is there that much of a draw?" and "there are lesbian fujos????? why????" and "how can you judge realism of a story if you have no lived experience? is it all not just pure fantasy?" and last but certainly not least, completely unprompted "do fujoshi like mpreg?"

#michael and markie liked the show well enough esp markie #but daniel was like ‘the whole time i was just thinking why’ he was so confused #and i don’t talk about my fandoms with him really not like i do with markie so #heated rivalry #personal

hudson making niche references to hr around ppl that dgaf we are besties we are the same

watching this celebrity guess who and bowen left up connor as someone who's "probably texting a few people at once" and this is water cooler gossip with absolutely no basis but iktr okay

#his roster is deep as ilya's that is the vibe i get #connor storrie

vebokki

loosen up cucumber broooo

achillesinhighheels

my sexual tantasy Is to have someone notice my absence and wonder about me

wuntrum

utility pole paintings for april / may / june !

ik it’s basically a year away still but it’s going to be so odd getting to see new heated rivalry episodes after i’ve reheated the 6 eps we have now literally 50+ times. like it just feels so odd just thinking about it, this time next year there will be so many more shane and ilya moments to reblog and rewatch and quote and obsess over like that’s weird

#that is if the fandom doesn’t fully implode before next season #heated rivalry

i’m cat sitting and last night i put my glasses on the window sill by the bed before going to sleep and the cat must have played with them because now i cannot fucking find them, and i’m like. majorly blind without my glasses and i don’t have my backups with me bc why would i, and now i have to decide if i keep blindly searching or if i take the metro home to get my backups

#i don’t know how this happened or where they could have gone that i can’t find them like this #😭😭😭😭#fyi how blind i am i am holding my phone three inches from my face and i can’t make out the words i’m typing #i’m like a few steps away from being legally blind #personal