looks like october is…. octover
i’m queueing this for next year
Its nowvember

blake kathryn

shark vs the universe
$LAYYYTER
One Nice Bug Per Day

Janaina Medeiros
Monterey Bay Aquarium
i don't do bad sauce passes
AnasAbdin
hello vonnie

Product Placement
wallacepolsom
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
Keni
Not today Justin
art blog(derogatory)
Peter Solarz
KIROKAZE

Kaledo Art
Cosmic Funnies

Origami Around
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@astralesha
looks like october is…. octover
i’m queueing this for next year
Its nowvember
this is so funny
as someone who is starting a new uni at 23 but is blending in perfectly with the 18-year-olds i'm curious and i need to ask
how old do you look?
older than your age
younger than your age
exactly your age
feel free to reblog and tell me in the tags what age do you get mistaken for, and do you find that to be a bad or a good thing :))
kevin, sobbing: my left hand is broken
medicated andrew: did you try putting it in rice
andrew, staring at his car after the ravens’ fans wrecked it:
kevin, walking up to him: you should try putting it in rice
LEAVE HIM ALONE
fictional women
are fucking badasses so list ur top 5
suggested by @crowgenius
mine in no order ;
jude duarte
inej ghafa
juliette cai
alisa montagova
avery grambs
npt ; @catastrxblues @reminiscentreader @herondalesbooklover @sunnieshineeeee @novas2cool4u @bookish-phile @booksovertherapy @bookish-swiftie13 and anyone else who wants to have fun !!
YAY thanks for the creation of this extremely difficult game!
In no order as well because it is very difficult to choose:
- Yamilet Flores (LOVE her)
- Vivienne Duarte (wish I was Heather)
- Zoya Nazyalensky (no explanation needed)
- Lady Crier (I also wish I was Ayla)
- Evangeline Samos (she’s so evil and would do anything for her gf what’s not to love)
I CAN’T FIT MANON BLACKBEAK NO MY FAV 😭
Tagging: @typingwithmyhandstied @bookscorpion73 @astraeasparrow @gayoticbeing @yes-i-exist-shutup @dandelions-fly-in-summer-skies
AHHH YESSSS IVE BEEN WAITING TO BE TAGGED IN THIS
In no order there all tied for first hahaha
Inej Ghafa (I’d let her stab me and thank her)
Zoya Nazyalensky (she could incinerate me and I’d be happy)
Jude Duarte (I’d also let her stab me and thank her)
Nova Artino (I think I actually want to be her)
Annabeth Chase (my og fav I couldn’t leave out of the list)
It was so hard why are there so many amazing badass fictional women?! edit: sorry @crowgenius I forgot this in my drafts lol
npt 🖤🖤🖤
@astralesha @long-live-the-pumpkin-king @thatdelusionalnerd @livtrashcollector @imthatweirdratinthecorner @imlovelace @no-1-rosalind-lang-apologist @gay-for-zoya
ty ty i’ve thought long and hard about every one of these:
Pip Fitz-Amobi
Juliette Cai
Annabeth Chase
Blue Sargent
helphelp help last spot this is so hard uhh Isabelle Lightwood
@typingwithmyhandstied @dancinginsepia @sky-neverending @holdmyteaplease @rvieskie
I need everyone to take this quiz right now and reblog what element they get
i got grass. took it again and got feline
I usually despise quizzes but this one is actually a vibe
tagging @illumiost , @indy4304, @misstextures, anyone else who wants to try
Calm down dude
I don't trust this one tbh
Tagging. Let's say @amongussexgif @tallyhoot @wigdevil ???
SILLY I GUESS
TAGS: @terrencetheshark14 @willowplantcat & anyone who wants to join!!
looks silly :p
"Excellent memory" "the jocks" sure whatever you say
:p (i suck at both)
turns out i did an awnser wrong so i redid it
Not a picrew but Tag team: @terrencetheshark14 @tallyhoot @will0wisps @joethebeau @hanavesinauttija @bakersfield-row @hyacinth82 @bluepotatorw @rain-droplet @wizardchicken @ncsasp @the-avr-dude @snickeringdragon @soysocks777 @dowotdashdotdot @falsegrey @cliffburton @shitass-broadsword
who woulda guessed rain got water ?
(tho I'm not independent, I need hugs now)
no pressure tags
@ostrigjpg @eliasthemindfuck @crashedonplanetearth @voidthewizardcat @summer-gh0st
npt: @falloutchemicalday @imthatweirdratinthecorner @decapitated-coffee @obsessed-geeky-nerd @person4924 @maybe-l-was-boring @whostolemygoldfish @asweettranssoul
okay wow this is scarily accurate?
npt: @bookscorpion73 @tinyexpertcoffee @swift-of-corvids @butyoupaintedmegolden
I feel like this quiz has copy and pasted my personality onto the results?!
npt @astralesha @no-1-rosalind-lang-apologist @crowgenius @thatdelusionalnerd
not a perfect summary of me but some of these i’m like oh damn that’s relatable
@ketterdam-snack-bar @thatpersonwithbooks @birdiesgolden @bookish-swiftie13
down the block, there's an antique shop and something in my head said, "stop," so i walked in on the counter was a cardboard box and the sign said, "photos: twenty-five cents each" black and white, saw a '30s bride and school lovers laughin' on the porch of their first house the kinda love that you only find once in a lifetime the kind you don't put down and that's when i called you and it's so hard to explain but in those photos, i saw us instead and, somehow, i know that you and i would've found each other in another life, you still would've turned my head even if we'd met on a crowded street in 1944 and you were headed off to fight in the war you still would've been mine we would have been timeless i would've read your love letters every single night and prayed to god you'd be comin' home all right and you would've been fine we would have been timeless ‘cause i believe that we were supposed to find this so, even in a different life, you still would've been mine we would've been timeless i had to smile when it caught my eye there was one of a teenage couple in the driveway holdin' hands on the way to a dance and the date on the back said 1958 which brought me back to the first time i saw you time stood still like somethin' in this old shop i thought about it as i started lookin' 'round at these precious things that time forgot that's when i came upon a book covered in cobwebs story of a romance torn apart by fate hundreds of years ago, they fell in love, like we did and i'd die for you in the same way if i first saw your face in the 1500s off in a foreign land and i was forced to marry another man you still would've been mine we would have been timeless i would've read your love letters every single night and run away and left it all behind you still would've been mine we would've been timeless ‘cause i believe that we were supposed to find this so, even in a different life, you still would've been mine we would've been timeless time breaks down your mind and body don't you let it touch your soul it was like an age-old classic the first time that you saw me the story started when you said, "hello" in a crowded room a few short years ago and sometimes there's no proof, you just know you're always gonna be mine we're gonna be i'm gonna love you when our hair is turnin' gray we'll have a cardboard box of photos of the life we've made and you'll say, "oh my, we really were timeless" we're gonna be timeless, timeless you still would've been mine we would've been even if we'd met on a crowded street in 1944 you still would've been mine we would've been down the block, there's an antique shop and somethin' in my head said, "stop," so i walked in
God bilingual people are so cool. I'd love to be bilingual someday.
"Aren't you alrea--" Shut the fuck up I've never spoken any language in my life
The thing people don't understand is that mathematically speaking, being slightly bilingual actually makes you LESS bilingual than people who are monolingual. I've created a helpful chart to assist:
This is known as the I'd Rather Die Than Attempt to Converse With A Native Speaker paradox, and it has befuddled scholars for centuries
monolingual: an idiot in one language
bilingual: and a fucking moron in a second
Petting an animal's back like woah you got a spine in there good job fellow vertebrate
Hey 👋
Favourite swift songs are..?
hey!! either all of the girls you’ve loved before or timeless fs
please can we do inbox trick-or-treating this year. can we make that a thing on tumblr. please please please please please
Posts only scientists and high schoolers taking chemistry find funny
well. at least i’m bisexual. it’s like i always say At Least I’m Bisexual
german words i wish existed in english
a messy and incomplete list
nachvollziehen (v.) -- to understand, but less empathetic. i.e. i see the steps that brought you to that conclusion, but i don't understand you.
doch (interj.) -- you're wrong and really it's the opposite of what you said. often said with a healthy dose of sass. i.e. "this isn't a good movie." "doch. (it is)"
frech (adj.) -- somewhere between naughty and sassy and silly. when you're being a bit of a brat, you're being frech.
dreist (adj.) -- audacious, but far more colloquial. when you have the goddamn audacity, you are dreist. i.e. to park that far over the line is dreist as hell
heimat (n.) -- home, but stronger. a home is wherever you have built a life, but heimat is where your roots are. heimat is where you feel pangs of nostalgia when you go to visit your family for christmas and see the shop at the corner.
weltschmerz (n.) -- literally 'world-pain'. the world sucks and sometimes you just sit feel the pain of it all. that's weltschmerz.
existenzberechtigung (n.) -- the right to exist, often in a comedic context. i.e. pineapple on pizza has absolutely no existenzberechtigung.
fernweh (n.) -- literally 'far-ache'. the opposite of homesickness, the desire to go far away. i guess wanderlust is similar, but that is also a german word, and this is more painful and visceral
schweigen (v./n.) -- the act of not speaking. silence, but more deliberate. the palpable feeling that people are withholding their voice.
verschlimmbesserung (n.) -- when an update with the intention of making something better actually just made it worse. looking at you @staff
she’s not a saint and she’s not what you think she’s a mattress whoaaa
don't put me in the dreamhouse when i want the mojo dojo casa house of your heart
Meet my Half-Blood Oc, Icarus!
The other oc depicted belongs to @northstarx-of-the-night and her name is Ophelia :>>>>