(shadowcat screams)

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[astralisopod-moved]

hey i moved !! im still at @astralisopod and its an artblog now ayy 

[chessys]

making friends with new girls is the spiritual embodiment of eating a perfectly toasted bagel

[clock-heart-deactivated20251220]

If you have the time could you please draw Feferi in the cute little ponchos???

check out that little fish tail

[batou]

[writing-prompt-s]

While cleaning your attic, you find a box of glass balls with names on them. You accidentally drop one, and as soon as it shatters, a person appears.

[ukeealyptus]

“Dude,” your brother said as he opened the door to the attic. “Stop breaking stuff.”

[scaliefox]

I love these clever subversions of fantasy writing prompts to give them an mundane punchline.

They give me life.

[soup-erb]

[calocera]

Murdoc vapes his own piss

@astralisopod, 2017 (via deweyart)

[astralisopod-moved]

susan crushbone's dick smasher

[calocera]

Sportarobbie in C3

[weirdmageddon]

[murkbonearchive]

dawn is my favourite pokemon player character…i want to get pokemon platinum…someday…

[vengeancect]

an untextured man was last seeing t-posing and sliding away from the underpass at 7:52pm

[discipleofpuck]

Date a boy who’s part wolf, part mech, part rabbit, part fox, part sunglasses, part dragon, part dad, all dad, all knives. If you unbutton his shirt, a bunch of knives will fall out, and then he’ll die, because he’s just a bunch of knives under there.

[adultswinmoved-archive]

i did some headshots as warm ups for the past few days and decided to post them 0:

im tryna balance out traditional + digital art

[idlebums-remade]

call out post

@astralisopod

-reblogged the same post 240+ times

-snorted fundip

-ate my girl scouts cookies, they were thin mints

-stayed up with me 

-got on the boat

-is singing wonderwall

-wants to steal my cat

-arts

-didnt do their homework thats due tomorrow

-rip sam’s followers

[astralisopod-moved]

dam ive been called out

[idlebums-remade]

@astralisopod

[astralisopod-moved]

hubris

[astralisopod-moved]

10 year old me: who are you

me now: im you but im allowed to say fuck