pain.mp4

lets all just have a good time ☆ 25, she/her ☆ call me meg ^q^

[dogpuppy]

At the local hamburger shop and they said yelled out “order 167!” And three middle school age kids yelled in perfect unison “ 6 7!” Life is sometimes so beautiful

[twinkhole-destroyer]

“nobody wants to work anymore” yeah because everyone wants to kill themselves

[despazito]

Another one for "objectively funny crimes should not be punished"

[cringeunworthy]

I'm gonna get so much mileage out of this one

[gh0stienj0yer]

i need to get off tumblr i’m at the aquarium admiring the fish and my brain goes “posts that make you want to get in the water” what are you talking about. these are live fish in the room with you. what post.

[loveridden1999]

[maidthings]

i really like how the milkman exists as an entirely fossilized character who now serves no purpose other than to fuck people's wives for the punchline

[lakevida]

walking around the dashboard at four in the morning stepping on all the creaking posts loud as fuck

[freakoutgirl]

"all you ever do is complain" that's not true. I also resent.

[freakoutgirl]

and love..........

[linolinoing]

guys pls don't die from the heat i love playing tumblr with you

[timberwind]

you can post on tumblr even when you're trying to take a break from social media it literally doesn't count. it's like pepsi max, or pescatarianism

[animatedglittergraphics-n-more]

[iamoutofideas]

*puts my cigarettes out on you*

[frogmoss1]

*wuickly smokes it all before you can reach me*

[iamoutofideas]

oh a wise guy huh? *rolls up my sleeves* why I oughta…

[frogmoss1]

*wuickly rolls your sleeves back down before you can hit me*

[armandology]

i love being single except every few months when i want to be loved so bad that it eats me alive and makes me physically ill for two weeks but like the rest of the time im chill

[wajb]

ragebaiting lemonade stand owner with one simple order

[door]

this is great. slowly we will build a house

[scarlettaagni]

so i think the solution is to give dachshunds a third pair of legs right in the middle