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lady-lazarus-13

Pope is the hottest he's ever been (in canon) when robbing 5 banks on his own because he's worried about Lena.

It also might be the stupidest fucking thing he's ever done too trying to get this money deposited the same day.

inonibird

A dumb comic about Grievous’ collection~

correctopinionhaver

frailgun

at any given moment between 40 and 100 percent of my mental bandwidth is occupied with thinking about the cover photo and title of shel silverstein's 1973 album Crouchin' on the Outside

mostpeggablemilf

You Have To Kiss Evil Woman. She Can't Spell Mwahahahaha Without Mwah. Do Your Part And Kiss Evil Woman Today.

sentimentalslut

trying to explain to tumblr that the Middle Class in not their enemy

sentimentalslut

saw someone say that someone complaining about only having 7k in savings makes them contemplate “doing something bad”

you know that 7k covers like. one hospital visit WITH insurance, right?

sentimentalslut

“people who make six figures shouldn’t be allowed to complain —“ most people who make six figures are, these days, solidly middle class. where i live, a combined household income of $110k is *lower middle class*.

“people who can afford homes —“ are typically 400-600k in debt for them. also if “can own your own home” is your threshold for the rich you are contemplating eating, i think you are genuinely stupid

“boohoo your investments dropped, stop complaining rich boy” idk how to tell you this but. most of us have a retirement account. you should probably open one

dirt-mann

seanofbeankeep

Imagine getting expelled from school for being an atheist and years later that school builds a monument to you but of your dead drowned corpse with your dick out.