Just Trash

[sheeprilyn]

Finished this Mystic Messenger print of Rika vs MC! Hoping to have this ready for Holiday Matsuri! *confetti*

[homumaki]

I reblog again lol

[smalls-and-nerdy-deactivated201]

Omg poor yoosung 😢

[cliffnotesofanerd]

PSA: if you smoke marijuana, please tell your anesthesia team.

They’re not going to rat you out. They’re going to adjust your anesthesia dosage so you don’t WAKE UP IN THE MIDDLE OF SURGERY.

[switchimpulse]

Some anesthesiologists will refuse to put you under if you’ve smoked cannabis within the past 24 hours – and let’s be clear, this is NOT because they’re morally against it – it’s because THC and anesthetic react in unpredictable ways and waking up in the middle of surgery is slightly less of a concern than SLIPPING INTO A COMA OR DYING. 

So there’s that.

[cliffnotesofanerd]

Yes, this too. Should have included this. It just wasn’t on my mind when I made the original post because my mind was full of NOPE NOPE NOPE after, you guessed it, one of my patients woke up in the middle of her surgery because she didn’t tell her anesthesia team she used marijuana.

[angelbabyspice]

this goes for local anesthetic too….if you go to the dentist and you smoked within the last 24 hours they will have a very, very difficult time numbing you up. you’ll be in pain :(

[diazhang]

[digg]

this tip tho!!!!!!!!

[rikkipoynter]

I need to try this for trips I only bring a carry-on to.

[rattlecat]

I use to do this all the time in the military. Just forgot how to over time o.o

[dancing-coyote]

I wish I’d known about this when I was homeless.

I could’ve taught it to all the other ladies at the shelter and Darlene could’ve sucked a sour one because she never would have been able to bitch at us for “having too many clothes.”

[mxalmighty]

reblogging this to have it forever because holy god damn

[writing-prompt-s]

A depressed guy moves into a haunted house with 7 demons, each corresponding to a deadly sin. But, they’re all trying to help him get back on his feet; Pride helps with self confidence, Lust helps him get laid, etc.

[whomst]

Every horse movie

Sarah aynn: “no one understands me I hate you Mom for making us move out here in the middle of no where there’s not even cute boys” *runs away and finds mysterious farm* Old man wilkinson: “this right here lil lady is a hourisey if yer can tame t it’s yoires if not it’s goin back to the horse factory” Sarsjh: *walks up to horse and starts to pet its nose* “see girl? You and me aren’t so different after all” Old man wonka: “why I don’t believe it she done tamed ol’ misery I reckon she ought to sign her up for the horuse show and save the farm” *cut scene of Sarah sneaking out the house to ride her horse everyday until her mom finds out* Mom: “young lady you are GROUNDED!!!! You are not allowed to compete in the horse show” Staryah: “no Mom please” *runs away and almost gets hit by car but then the horse pushes the car out the way" Mom: “fucjkfidnb maybe that’s a good horse after all”

[thatsnotrelevant]

What the RFA members have each other named as in their phones

Random heacanons @vallraiene and I came up with because contact names can be funny as shit

Zen: Yoosung - Little bro Jaehee - Coffee Lady☕️ MC - 💕Princess💕 Jumin - Trustfund Douche Seven - SEVEN STOP HACKING INTO MY PHONE AND CHANGING YOUR NAME V - V Saeran - The other tomato dude

Yoosung: Zen - Narcissist Jaehee - Mom friend™ MC - Rika? Jumin - Scary rich guy Seven - DEFENDER OF JUSTICE 707 (Seven insisted that be his contact) V - ASSHOLE Saeran - The Edgy Twin

Jaehee: Zen - ❤️Zen❤️ Yoosung - Yoosung Kim MC - Best Friend💕 Jumin - Kill me now Seven - LOLOL YOUVE BEEN HACKED V - Jihyun Kim Saeran - Oh god not another one

Jumin: Zen - trash Yoosung - Future Assistant MC - Future Assistant #2 Jaehee - Assistant Kang Elizabeth the 3rd - ❤️The perfect being❤️ Seven - Luciel Choi V - Jihyun Saeran - Seven???

Seven: Zen - the almighty albino™ Yoosung - 💛Cutie💛 MC - The main ho Jaehee - Scary coffee lesbian Jumin - Mr. Grey ;) Elizabeth the 3rd - Elly❤️💛💚💙💜❤️💛💚💙 V - Aesthetic Tumblr dad Saeran - Evil Twin Vanderwood - Mullet Daddy

Saeran: Zen - Annoying Yoosung - Needs a life MC - Who even is she??? Jaehee - Cool Judo Lady Jumin - Pretentious Douche Seven - Annoying brother V - Traitor Vanderwood - What even is your gender

BONUS

V: Zen - he Andrew Yoosung- you song MC - MC Jaehee - Josh are you coming Jumin - German Seven - Lucille chili Saeran - Sarah enjoy

[galaxybean]

@gossamerflamedancer

[mysticmessenger-reactions]

KIA JFC

TAG YOURSELF IM SCARY COFFEE LESBIAN

[lucifers-heartbeat-deactivated2]

😂😂😂 @promiscuous-jalapeno

[promiscuous-jalapeno]

Ahah I really hope I’m listed as “the main ho” in everyone’s contacts

[drawingden]

Bruises Tutorial by Bunsiebox

[dat-goat-boi]

Visit Original Link

My content gets shittier every day.

[yuumei-art]

Tribute to my best friend. You were always there for me, through sunshine and rain. When my dysfunctional family was crumbling down, when I was bullied in school, when the entire world seemed so bleak, you wagged your tail and smiled at me. And suddenly everything was going to be okay. We dug giant holes in the backyard, filled it with water, jumped in and covered ourselves in mud. The best days were when we got to go to your favorite lake. You really loved to roll in duck poop and dead fish. I held you in my lap even when you smelled like rotten fish. I had to shampoo you twice and it was all so much fun. With each divorce and remarriage, we had to move and give you away when the new place didn’t allow dogs. But somehow you always made it back to me. When emotional trauma gave me amnesia for one year, I couldn’t remember the people in my life but I remember you. If my mom had gone through with the suicide, I would have been okay because I had you. I grew up and you grew old. Now I’m old enough to be okay on my own, and it was thanks to you. I’ll always miss you. Thank you for the 17 years of unconditional love.

[butt-berry]

Passionfruit flower Bulbasaur!

My parents had these growing about eight years ago and they are the craziest flowers

[just-shower-thoughts]

A teen’s fear of getting a boner in class must be insignificant compared to a teacher’s fear of getting a boner in class.

[cutiesaeran]

707 + text posts

[cutiesaeran]

707 + text posts

[seerofmike]

[seerofmike]

I am 27 years old and know far much more about fandom than you. I am a practiced lawyer. I could end your pathetic life where it stands. I know you and her are planning something. I'll figure it out. For now my message stands here for all your potentially new followers: Beware the boy who runs this blog. Beware of the fact he will force his hate down your throat. Beware the grimmly dark beeste that hides behind its computer to plot. You strip at the BSD fandom. But I will not let it go.

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[ryuusushi-deactivated20191208]

I am 27 years old and know far much more about fandom than you. I am a practiced lawyer. I could end your pathetic life where it stands. I know you and her are planning something. I’ll figure it out. For now my message stands here for all your potentially new followers: Beware the boy who runs this blog. Beware of the fact he will force his hate down your throat. Beware the grimmly dark beeste that hides behind its computer to plot. You strip at the BSD fandom. But I will not let it go.

[devilmanlady]

I am 2️⃣ 7️⃣  years old and know 👁‍🗨 far much more 🌌 about fandom than you. 💣💣💣 I am a practiced lawyer. ⚖️I could end 💀 your pathetic life 💩 where it stands. 🔫 I know 👁‍🗨 you and her are planning something. 👥 I’ll figure it out. 👁 👁 👁 For now my message 📢 stands here for all your potentially new followers: 📢 Beware the boy who runs this blog. 📢 Beware of the fact he will force 🔪 his hate 🔪 down 🔪 your throat. 📢 Beware the grimmly dark 🕳 🕳 🕳 beeste 👹 that hides 👤 behind its computer 💻 to plot. 🗣 You strip at the BSD fandom. But I 🕵️ will not let it go. 🔫🔫🔫

[lenin-it-to-win-it]

i Am 27 yEaRs oLD aNd KnOw FaR mUcH mOrE aBoUt FaNdOm ThAn YoU. I Am A pRaCtIcEd LaWyEr. I cOuLd EnD yOuR pAtHeTiC lIfE wHeRe It StAnDs. I kNoW yOu AnD hEr ArE pLaNnInG sOmEtHiNg. iLL fIgUrE iT oUt. fOr NoW mY MeSsAgE sTaNdS hErE fOr AlL yOuR pOtEnTiAlLy NeW fOlLoWeRs: bEwArE tHe bOy WhO rUnS tHiS bLoG. bEwArE oF tHe FaCt ThAt hE wILl fOrCe HiS HaTe dOwN yOuR thRoAt. bEwArE tHe GriMmLy DaRk BeEsTiE tHaT hIdEs bEhInD iTs CoMpUtEr tO pLoT. yOu StRiP aT tHe BsD fAnDoM. bUt I wIlL nOt LeT iT gO.

[poobirdy]

“If I can’t be happy, neither can you.”