1. Aries - good toxic sex. Everything is done well but only for their ego. Has minimal interest in cuddling if they aren’t in love with you. Doesn’t have the patience to lead you on, so will not talk to you after sex if they aren’t interested as it’s more fun to find a new one anyway. Flirts by giving you shit, turning everything into a game (and taking it way too personally when they win, but gracefully if they lose), and fucking on the first date
2. Taurus - thinks licking honey or peanut butter off of you sounds fun. Will literally devour you if they’re attracted, but you may feel like you were purchased by them to be enjoyed. You probably won’t mind. Cuddling is an excuse to touch you in other places. IMO most likely to be a misogynist, will be very old fashioned in pursuit and want you to dress either masc or femme to appreciate the full visual
3. Gemini - talkers! Cuddling is whatever. Will just talk straight shit the entire time; prepare to know their dirtiest thoughts while their hands work you or themselves. They’re not toxic, they’re just not into you. Their sin is they’re too busy intellectualizing their emotions that they, too, are also not sure why they’re playing games - or they’re very aware, which you won’t know but their friends will. A consistent memelord if interested in more, expect political commentary and sharing books as flirting
4. Cancer - hope you love head, cuddling, quiet missionary, and talking about your childhoods and watching old reruns in bed afterwards. Will assume you’re dating afterwards or at least will apply for the position. They flirt by folding your laundry while you’re at work and finding art that reminds them of you
5. Virgo - thorough and perfect technique. Does not open up so much as show you their feelings with their technique. Will pick little spoon position in hopes you like them but will stop once secure. Pretty sure you have to gently guide these folks if you want more
6. Leo - showy! Sex is only kinky if you make it theatrical with them. Would totally film a porno with you but would take it so seriously lmao - buy them a ring light to introduce the idea. Cuddling is a chance to show off how much they spoil you. Will put on a romantic performance if they’re into you
7. Libra - afraid of not looking pretty when they finish, has a hard time relaxing into things. Can be convinced to relax. Cuddling is only happening if you pass the ✨v i b e c h e c k✨ Would be super into a reciprocal home spa day as a 3rd date.
8. Scorpio - sex is the only time they’re self-assured and confident. Shy and awkward and socially clumsy in the streets, know how to seduce you also in the streets. Can make you wet with just a look, it’s pretty wild. Loves loves loves cuddling, hates hates hates asking for it. Will like to observe you from afar, won’t admit to this if they’re able. Is *shy* anxious and a little weird af. Their first move is to sting the threat making them feel anxious, but tbh this always backfires on them pretty much immediately. Instinctively seduces, will try to make the first move but it WILL be clumsy and awkward
9. Sagittarius - build a blanket fort in their bedroom and fuck them in it. Get high and go to the bookstore and come back and bang them again in the blanket fort. Get rid of the bed frame and turn your bedroom into a giant secret fort with the mattress having a tent over it. Loves the idea of cuddling but won’t be super into it. Wants to fall asleep talking to you, otherwise please leave lmao
10. Capricorn - loves cuddling. Probably more into gender swapping than comfortable admitting. If they see you as put together, they’ll carry a torch for you forever. Sex is a job, your pleasure is a job, and they want to do all jobs well. Amazing in bed because their pride is on the line if they can’t take care of you. Arrogant and uncompromising but my god the sex. Will be very formal in their pursuit (and cheap until they’re sure it’s mutual and serious, Jesus Christ).
11. Aquarius - exploratory sex. Wants to cuddle if they’re obsessed with you, otherwise indifferent. Will obsess over every sensation until they’ve figured each sensation out, but will never be satisfied and insist on larger data sampling. Will talk about existentialist ideas in the middle of the act but it’s foreplay. If they want more they’re just always around and don’t make you wait, which is better than roses imo. If they find you amusing they ✨🍄a d o r e🍄✨ you
12. Pisces - bottoms. Loves cuddling. Throw them down and rough and gag them and do things with them they never thought they’d allow but here they are begging for it. Romantic to the extent of never seeing you as an individual. Easiest to be toxic because they really don’t see it: Is totally content to make up your whole relationship together in their head and can’t compute their false reality apart from actuality. Really fun in bed though lol