10 Piece Chicken Striptiana

Im Jordan, Im 24 years old and a fun fact about me is my brain is made of Swiss cheese like the moon

[fallingtowers]

i fucking haaate being a castle guard dude the king's coat of arms is fucking stupid and all the female courtiers laugh at my tabard. can somebody come usurp this guy already

[fallingtowers]

oh AWESOME someone sent the king this post and now i'm getting drawn & quartered for treasonous speech 🙄 real cool and mature sending my employer a vent post i made on my PERSONAL BLOG. thanks a million.

[fallingtowers]

LOLLLLLLL he got dethroned by his nephewwwww!!! execution avoided!!! someone will come along and free me from this oubliette soon i bet

[cryptotheism]

Messenger! What news have you from the Yaoi front?

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

i can't feel my legs

[cryptotheism]

A shame. Rest in the dining hall. The Yuri nuns will attend to your wounds.

[cryptotheism]

Egads. Perhaps you may wait here. The nuns appear occupied.

[defectivegembrain]

babygirl I'm bothered by noises you wouldn't even hear

[defectivegembrain]

wrote this about sensory issues but people relating because of hallucinations or tinnitus or anything else I am shaking your hand in solidarity if you are comfortable with that

[halondrus]

pussy had me like  yaaaaay~ ^_^

[goodzillo-deactivated20220127]

^_^ I didn’t say simon says *detonates the charges*

[fleshdyke]

me and the mutuals

[cheddar-baby]

bye gongeous (seals you in the tomb forever)

[linestorm]

when you imagine the months of the year, how do you visualize them?

in a line and they're going left to right

in a line and they're going right to left

in a circle and they're going clockwise

in a circle and they're going counterclockwise

I imagine some other configuration

I don't visualize them at all

Voting ended onJun 27, 2023

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[creepish]

baby girl i have avoided situations that don’t even exist yet

[heavenhillgirl]

[kissycat]

I am reasonably fun to hang out with and my company is enjoyed by well over 10 people worldwide

[best-sharks-bracket]

fine look shark in pool

[fungalfaggot]

stick yr dick in a girl and there's a horrible grinding sound and blinding pain and when u pull out your dick has been perfectly flattened and embossed with a t rex design and the name of the local natural history museum

[sevaria]

I'm his confidante, his best friend. His silly faggot. That's what I call myself.

[teathattast]

[turing-tested]

"Many species of polychaetes undergo epitoky whereby sexually immature worms transform into pelagic morphs capable of sexual reproduction. After fertilization, they release their gametes through rapid disintegration." worms are out here having insane sex we can't even comprehend

[turing-tested]

"what do they mean by disintegrate?" "oh yeah no he fucking disintegrated"

[kittycatcarla]

@crabussy