astrobi

24 | she/her | poet | not affiliated with astrobi on AO3

[astrobi]

Ikkimel - FUSSBALLMÄNNER

Yukipoyo - Te-Te Gyaru

Lum & Orisha - Grillz

Call that the Axis of Baddies

[k1ntsug1-r0b0t-g1rl]

a surprising number of people see the term "social construct" and think that it means something is not real when it actually means something is so very real because it was created by us and is constantly enforced, often violently

[k1ntsug1-r0b0t-g1rl]

[astrobi]

I need someone to write a Aizawa & Monoma fic where they hold hands for comfort after the war.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

everyone jokes about the pope's hat but most people don't know it actually serves an important purpose! evolutionary threat display to assert dominance against rival bishops

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

now you might think THIS is a plummage mating display

but popes are bred to aggressively seek territory and hierarchical power, not potential mates. so anytime you see something like this, it's still very much a standard threat display

[hairbrainedprojects]

Common misconception, but popes are not bred. Rather, like the matriarchy of clownfish, when a pope dies, the strongest of the bishops takes his place

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

actually it's more akin to a hive (with strict gender-based hierarchical work division) where larval bishops are fed queen jelly, prompting their transformation into pseudo-popes, at which point they are left to death battle it out winner takes all

[i-dont-think-thats-true]

I don’t think that’s true

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

no it's true i checked

[gilgameshhimself]

(Getting swindled by a genie) it’s like talking to a fucking tumblr user with you

[higglety]

the genie: how dare you say I'm fucking a tumblr user

[mawofthemagnetar]

What do you mean “chat” is now referring to ChatGPT and not twitch chat? What? What? What the fuck? No?

When I address chat I am speaking to a presumed Greek chorus of real human people shitposting on their lunch break, not a machine that devours lakes to covert electricity into slop.

[soulren]

“Ghosts are real” I can see how you could believe that

“Ghosts aren’t real” it’s very fair and rational that you believe that

“Ghosts aren’t real anymore” I’m about to hear a poem or very sad story

“Ghosts aren’t real yet” the fuck are you going to do

[avocad0ess]

I wonder who I would be today if I didn’t develop an obsession with fanficion when I was 11

[pukicho]

If I wasn’t so sleepy you’d all be soo fucked

[noobkiller2009]

Just sleep

[astrobi]

when is chapter 14 of a cruel summer with u coming out i am starving

Ok so I'm not the astrobi you're looking for. My tumblr coincidentally has the same username as their AO3 account, but it's not me.

Sorry about that. I've put it in my bio, but ppl seem to still be confused lol

[astrobi]

Sasori (Naruto) as a good guy would be the type of artist who turns loved one's ashes into paintings.

[dearakashi]

talking about this because it's been over 10 years and the fandom still hasn't learnt. and yes this is directed at MULTIPLE people.

IF YOU NEED TO DEMONIZE AKASHI SEIJURO'S MENTAL DISORDER IN ORDER TO GET YOUR PLOTLINE / SHIP WORKING AND GOING, YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG.

never in a million years would you ever need to push the agenda that people with disassociative identity disorder are dangerous to keep your story going. if you're casting seijuro as a villain in your story mainly because of his mental conditions, you're sick.

and no, he is not getting in the way of your aokuro kagakuro midotaka whatever the hell maybe he just has better chemistry with the leads. stay mad

[astrobi]

Hi! Do u have any other social networks besides Tumblr?

Not with this name! I've been getting a lot of notifications about astrobi on AO3 and I wish them the best but that is absolutely not me.

[astrobi]

Do it by Stray Kids is so overstimulating I'm suprised it doesn't come with an epilepsy warning. Like damn.

[astrobi]

Idk why but everyone in my bus has just been dropping shit

[astrobi]

You're my world, and if I wasn't so fucking lazy, I'd definitely be into world domination.

[eraserheadadult]

tbh the current default state of operating systems & internet browsers looks fucking indistinguishable from when i gave the family desktop one billion viruses downloading Free Neopoints Hack in 2005

[eraserheadadult]

not to be a millennial but back in my day getting blasted in the eyeballs by ads on your desktop the instant you turn on your computer used to mean something was extremely wrong