no drums no fun

cool girl in cool places doing cool things

[astrog1rll]

[robotclownindulgence]

ah yes the two genders

[transgenderization]

hope tumblr lasts another 20 years so i can liveblog my midlife crisis

[benjacksonstanaccount]

I'm sorry but this is just too funny not to put here (not my screenshot)

[astrog1rll]

Things I am currently insecure about which will hopefully seem ridiculous when I write them out

My height (tall)

My shoulders

My eyebrows

My figure

My jawline

My eyelashes

The colour of my teeth

My hair (it’s too thick)

[astrog1rll]

And I’m going to go to the party with girls who are prettier than me and funnier than me and I’m going to pretend to enjoy myself while looking out of the corner of my eye at the prettier and funnier girls talking to the boys and I’m going to remember how in my head the night was going to go a completely different way and feel disgusted with myself for wanting attention so badly

[astrog1rll]

I wish I wasn’t so sensitive/easily excited

[astrog1rll]

I know it’s unhealthy and I shouldn’t feel it but I’m so jealous of my friend. Not in a way where I’m wishing her bad because she’s so lovely and a brilliant person, but I just want to know what it’s like to be her. Like, so many boys have asked her out/like her, and she just treats them like a minor annoyance: “oh yeah and this guy keeps liking all my posts” but if this was happening to me I would be over the moon. Idk and there’s this guy in my class that I kind of like, he’s sweet and funny, but of course he likes her. I try not to feel these things cause ultimately it’ll just harm me, but it’s so difficult

[astrog1rll]

and while we’re at it I didn’t grow out my hair because I was bored with short hair, I did it so that I would be more conventionally pretty

[astrog1rll]

Genuinely all I want is for a boy to obviously like me and want to be with me and I hate myself for it cause it’s so shallow and my own self esteem should be enough but I feel so undesirable and not like a real girl

[deusben]

me after doing nothing to initiate interesting things: omg why is nothing entertaining happening to me

[stupid-twink-girl]

all my homies hate oganessum

[gaybichon]

not even funny how true this is for me

[thememedaddy]

[hauntedchronicler]

the mutuals are getting mythological about the trials of modern life tonight on tumblr dot com

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Ok so lemme get this straight the boys get advertised their body weight in protein powder and girls are told to get by on uncooked foliage and I’m supposed to believe that the observed differences in gender are strictly because of sex chromosomes with no cultural influence at all uh huh sure hey buddy what kind of idiot

[your-local-granny]

Hm

[seven-winged-liar]

four line sentences are good and okay. its cool. you dont need to end your setnence or that thought! add another comma or an em dash. everything will be okay. it makes sense and flows well. #awesome #mybehemothsentence