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Emma | 19 | aquarius sun | leo moon |aquarius rising |

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The Zodiac Signs as Billie Eilish Quotes

Aries: I’ve always done whatever I want and always been exactly who I am.

Taurus: If I’m in a bad mood, or if I’m uncomfortable, it’s probably what I’m wearing that’s making me feel that way.

Gemini: Words are more powerful than some noises. Noises won’t last long. Lyrics are so important and people don’t realize that.

Cancer: When I do have free time, I spend it with friends, or I spend it at home writing or making something.

Leo: Pretty much my whole life, I’ve been a performer and have loved singing and writing songs in my room for my own ears.

Virgo: I had a period in my life where I decided that I would never be bored again and that, if I had any free time at all, I would make plans, and I would always be doing things.

Libra: Clothing and fashion are kind of my security blanket.

Scorpio: I don’t really get nervous that much, or if I do, only I know. It’s all inside me, I am good at hiding everything.

Sagittarius: In real life, I’m a really smiley person, I smile when i talk and laugh.

Capricorn: Time is kind of an amazing thing because you can do so much with it. I think people underestimate time…I don’t want to just sit on my phone for hours.

Aquarius: I’m a really particular person. I want it my way.

Pisces: I’m not going to say I’m cool, because I don’t really feel that. I just don’t care at all, and I guess that’s what people think is cool.

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The Signs as Cereals

Mini Wheats: Leo

Froot loops: Gemini

Frosted Flakes: Sagittarius 

Lucky Charms: Taurus

Crave: Aquarius 

Cherrios: Cancer

Oreo O’s: Capricorn 

Cookie Crisp: Libra

Shreddies: Scorpio 

Cap’n Crunch: Pisces 

Corn Pops: Aries

Honey Combs: Virgo

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Signs As Ariana Grande Videos

7 Rings: Aquarius 

God is a Women: Leo

Dangerous women: Taurus

Break Free: Capricorn

The Way: Virgo

Problem: Scorpio

Put Your Hearts Up: Gemini

Thank You, Next: Pisces

Love Me Harder: Sagittarius 

No Tears Left To Cry: Libra

One Last Time: Cancer

The light is Coming: Aries

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Signs that are part of Egg Gang

Egg Gang: Aries, Aquarius, Pisces, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Leo

Not Egg Gang: Taurus, Virgo, Libra, Capricorn, Cancer, Gemini

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The Signs As Boyfriends (and wants)

Aries: outgoing, wants to spoil you, wants makes you feel comfortable

TURN ON: foreplay

Taurus: caring, wants a love story, wants to hang out all the time

TURN ON: booty

Gemini: charming, wants to be admired, wants to be infatuated

TURN ON: lingre

Cancer: lovey dovey, wants attention, wants good conversation

TURN ON: being wanted

Leo: suave, wants spontaneity, wants passion

TURN ON: intensity

Virgo: intellectual, wants good conversation, wants common interests

TURN ON: intense initiation from their partner

Libra: flirtatious, wants chemistry, wants someone who wants them

TURN ON: lip biting

Scorpio: mysterious, wants to open up to someone, wants genuineness

TURN ON: lustful eyes

Sagittarius: cool, wants someone to vibe with, wants faithfulness

TURN ON: spontaneous dick grabs

Capricorn: intuitive, wants good energy, wants a lifetime

TURN ON: passionate makeouts sessions

Aquarius: wild, wants good memories, wants someone to be themselves around

TURN ON: straddling

Pisces: understanding, wants to be loved, wants respect

TURN ON: neck kisses

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the signs as couples

affectionate insulting: aries + virgo

scrapbooking couple: cancer + capricorn

finish each other’s sentences: libra + sagittarius

too much pda: aquarius + leo

builds blanket fort at 3am: pisces + taurus

quit their jobs to travel and now scrub toilets: gemini + scorpio

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Most to least likely to shit them self

Sagittarius

Pisces

Cancer

Aries

Gemini

Virgo

Aquarius

Scorpio

Taurus

Capricorn

Leo

Libra

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Most to Least Likely to Make the First Move

Leo

Gemini

Cancer

Aries

Libra

Sagittarius

Aquarius

Scorpio

Taurus

Capricorn

Virgo

Pisces

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The Signs As Girlfriends

Aries: keeps it real, adventurous, not usually "lovey dovey", don't touch her unless she touches you first

Taurus: honest, will laugh at all your jokes, tries her best, compliment how she looks

Gemini: awkward at times, still very cute, charming, call her a cute pet names sometimes

Cancer: makes sure you're happy, SUPER clingy, can be cheesy, cuddle with her every chance you get

Leo: wild, wants to have fun, wants to be the best for you, grab her waist and kiss her

Virgo: can be shy, shares all her interests, lowkey, hold her hand

Libra: flirty, spontaneous, a bit insecure, always find time to makeout

Scorpio: always herself, finds things that makes both of you happy, high sex drive, kiss her randomly

Sagittarius: cute, uses humor to skip the awkwardness, likes doing coupley things, surprise her with hugs from behind

Capricorn: serious about relationships, faithful, highkey, grab her thigh and she will melt

Aquarius: just wants to be treated right, loves little surprises, wants to makeout, play with her hair and she'll love you forever

Pisces: very chill, wants you to remember the little things, make her blush, touch her butt and she'll be happy

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Tries to fight everyone but is a tiny cupcake baby squad

SCORPIO

Cancer

Sagittarius

Aries

Libra

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earthling v alien

earthling: libra, leo, aries, capricorn, cancer, scorpio, gemini

alien: aquarius, pisces, sagittarius, taurus, virgo

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Signs applying makeup

Eyeliner wings so perfect they could fly away: Libra, Cancer, Scorpio, Pisces

Does well until the final steps and has to redo the makeup: Leo, Aquarius, Gemini, Sagittarius

Uh… this pink liquidy stuff is foundation…right?: Taurus, Aries, Capricorn, Virgo

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Melody or Harmony

Melody: Aries, Cancer, Leo, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Aquarius

Harmony: Taurus, Gemini, Virgo, Libra, Capricorn, Pisces

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Beauty lives in your..

Eyes: Aries, Cancer, Scorpio, Pisces

Smile: Taurus, Gemini, Leo, Capricorn, Aquarius

Movement: Aries, Leo, Libra, Sagittarius, Aquarius

Mind: Gemini, Virgo, Sagittarius, Capricorn

Heart: Cancer, Virgo, Pisces

Soul: Taurus, Libra, Scorpio

Your beauty,

Your beauty flows like a trees roots: Cancer, Scorpio, Pisces

Your beauty glows like a street: Taurus, Libra, Aquarius

Your beauty radiates like a diamond: Gemini, Leo, Capricorn

Your beauty intoxicates like alcohol: Aries, Virgo, Sagittarius

Your beauty is made of,

Pastels: Gemini, Cancer, Libra, Pisces

Neons: Aries, Leo, Sagittarius, Aquarius

Neutrals: Taurus, Capricorn

Darks: Virgo, Scorpio

All in all,

Aries: is an electrifying attraction

Taurus: is a gentle blushing beauty

Gemini: is a sparkle in the moonlight

Cancer: is a princess story come true

Leo: is a sunshine beam striking straight to the heart

Virgo: is a mysterious beauty unlike anye

Libra: is a graceful swan

Scorpio: is the deep dark ocean of intense beauty

Sagittarius: is a wild dream come true

Capricorn: is as beautiful as a tigers eye

Aquarius: is a beauty full of color

Pisces: if an unreal dream

Check Venus, rising and moon!

[queen-of-astrology]

The Signs and Time

Always early: Virgo, Capricorn, Sagittarius & Cancer

Always late: Scorpio, Pisces, Taurus & Aquarius

Always on time: Aries, Gemini, Leo & Libra