Welcome to my Swamp

-bisexual botanist- -they/them plz-

[cubert000000]

huh

[cubert000000]

HFGFHFGHFGKJYGHHJ

[ichise]

[blurryhaveitjoeway]

tops: you sure its gonna fit?

powerbottoms: i’ll make it fit

[ruleroftrash-kin-deactivated202]

[chicposting]

[fatherharlot]

[onsighthoe]

[specialty38-deactivated20200930]

this shit so funny lmaoooo

[blackfemmejeanvaljean]

[my-slideshow-wmv]

[tiktokarchive]

[sour-charity]

[notlikingbestgirl]

Out of Touch

[indiffribot]

Out of touch Thursday is genuinely the only thing keeping my concept of time stable while in quarantine

[nerdjpg]

if i was billie eilish i would tweet who the fuck are the beatles and turn off my phone

[aextra]

same energy

[solidsnakesasscheeks]

[majoraz]

[starridge]

at first i wanted redd to put the fake venus and nike statues around my town so it would just radiate lesbian energy

now i still want that but knowing that the fake art is super haunted it makes it 100x cooler and sexier

[that-dog-steve]

[starridge]

oh yeah the fake art is sUupER haunted

This painting has a figure on the back

The fake Girl With a Pearl Earring opens her eyes??

One of the fake statues floats if you interact with it?The counterfeits are straight up cursed in this game!!!

[furbearingbrick]

Me: art’s haunted

Blathers: what

Me, cocking a shotgun and heading back into the museum: art’s haunted

[snugglebunchesofeyes]

you bought items from a Kitsune. What did you expect.

[i-hate-chick-fil-a]

I saw a video of a white lady in a group at a park that was closed get arrested after saying “arrest me then”. Somebody commented that she’s going to tell everyone she’s the next Rosa Parks 😂

[imperialtrash]

Darren Bader - Sculpture #1

[swordoftheberserkgutsrage]

Badass

[lostgaytestsubject]

[leefi]

[squidbroom]

homophobes are not allowed to use computers because the inventor of the computer was gay

[local-chibi-girl]

People think this is just a joke but Alan Turing was the inventor of the computer and his sexuality was illegal in his time (which was not even 100 years ago) and he was arrested. They put him on drugs that destroyed his genius brain and committed suicide a year after being covicted. He was gay and a war hero as well. He helped to break enigma which was a German code that they put all their messages through. He shorted WWII by two years and saved so many lives in the process.

[anticritical-lapis]

Friendly reminder that if not for Alan Turing you wouldn’t be reading this post and we might be ruled by the nazis

[addycted]

The Alan Turing statue on my campus

[andhumanslovedstories]

I started using Head and Shoulders ten years ago for itchy scalp and dandruff, and then for ten years I have not had itchy scalp and dandruff, so I thought "why do I still buy shampoo to combat itchy scalp and dandruff when I do not have itchy scalp and dandruff," so I stopped buying the shampoo for itchy scalp and dandruff and can you guess I have now? Can you predict what currently afflicts me? It's alright if you can't because apparently I fuckin couldn't either

[andhumanslovedstories]

Cutting something out of your life because you think you don't need it any more only to realize that it was in fact working as intended and preventing a problem that will return should you stop doing this is a good experiment to run periodically with something small like dandruff shampoo, lest you start to think it would be a good idea to do this with like let's say public health and the social safety net and vaccines

[heckboymoved-deactivated2016033]

behold the most moving voice acting of all time

[yahenni]

IT BELONGS ON A GREAT BIG FIYAAH;yi

what ah you so excaitedabaaht MAYQUAY

eeeh eeh eeeh

mmmmh i think i’ll adopt it and takeit withmeeeeehhh

[sushinfood]

i always watch this like five times whenever it comes back around