[hyrude]

when u wake up a little and are like “i know what would take this from a 10 to a 100” and u roll over and experience mind melting euphoria before u fall back asleep… best part of being alive. humans were made for beddy bye

[jmfenner91]

I’m on a kick with this style lately. It’s just a lot of fun and relaxing.

[kronkk]

I'm going absolutely bonkers over this

[snowberry-pie]

hang on babe let me just transcribe my last terrified words into this journal so the next adventurer that enters this crypt will have some semblance of environmental storytelling

[dingdongyouarewrong]

the fact that in the truman show truman doesn’t know about the product placement is so funny. imagine you’re a coffee company and you spend thousands of dollars to have truman’s fake wife talk about how great it is and truman tries it and is like this coffee tastes like shit actually

[crushondonald]

“Lately I’ve been thinking about who I want to love, and how I want to love, and why I want to love the way I want to love, and what I need to learn to love that way, and who I need to become to become the kind of love I want to be…and when I break it all down, when I whittle it into a single breath, it essentially comes out like this: Before I die, I want to be somebody’s favorite hiding place, the place they can put everything they know they need to survive, every secret, every solitude, every nervous prayer, and be absolutely certain I will keep it safe. I will keep it safe.”

— Andrea Gibson (via thehopefulquotes)

[forystr]

DHAAHDAA I AM A FOOL I AM UNWORTHY I AM IMBECILE

[forystr]

to elaborate;

[regging]

“coming of age” books and movies are so stupid like being a teenager isn’t about having sex and going to parties it’s about staring out your car window after hanging out with your old best friends who you haven’t seen in months and realizing that you aren’t actually friends anymore and that your childhood has been well and truly dead since you were thirteen

[guerrillatech]

[kaban-bang]

[toastbutteregg]

[polkadotmotmot]

Sonya Sklaroff - Rainbow Flag, 2017

[camillebozabdos]

[eternalgirlscout]

miss piggy puts up with so much as a woman in show business and her response to misogyny is never to turn the other cheek or take the high road. it's to physically attack people. and she's right.

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

specific favorite dynamic is “depressed person and the immoral but funny parasite monster/alien theyre host to”

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

well,

[nicejewishguy]

This is my favorite onion article title bar NONE

[spelldealer]

THIS is the bear cave painting i was talking about, the line weight, the proportions, the fine details around the face, and the fact that this all had to be drawn from memory, idk man, it’s incredible to me. if i could meet one person from history it’d be the person that painted this bear 30,000 years ago