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it’s so funny when people online act like women reading trashy romance novels is like. a new phenomenon and a sign of the downfall of society bc this has never been a thing before. this has been an extremely popular genre of book for ages. the only difference now is that they’re written by women who wanted to fuck kylo ren. which i guess is annoying. out of every man in star wars like be so serious. they had harrison ford in those movies

theshitpostcalligrapher

yall the comedy wildlife photography results are coming out atm and

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LOOK AT THIS LIL MAN

THANK YOU BRIAN MATTHEWS HOLY SHIT HES GOT SUCH A CASE OF THE MONDAYS

tunnaa-unnaa

It's a crime not to link the whole thing, they are all fantastic! https://www.comedywildlifephoto.com/gallery/finalists/2023_finalists.php

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Bonk

teaboot

Personal fave

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Jessie what the fuck are you talking about

misspsychotic

Personal fav - so spherical

theshitpostcalligrapher

whenever you feel sad simply google ptarmigans

they are a perfectly shaped being

dadbodyinthetrunk

The 2024 list is available now

https://www.comedywildlifephoto.com/gallery/finalists/2024_finalists.php

This is my favorite from this year

theshitpostcalligrapher

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

sorry i am so fucking excited for this

senatortedcruz

I am a beautiful woman and I deserve to eat two enormous pastries before 9 am

yesterdaysprint

Feather River Bulletin, Quincy, California, March 20, 1924

gablehood

austin-butlerian-jihad

HAPPY HUNDRED YEARS TO THIS JOKE

veeranger

the whole “i used to be a teen who hated authority only to grow up to become the authority that hates teens” is a bad bad thing that practically every other generation has fallen into and we all need to make an extremely conscious effort not to repeat the fucking pattern

jezi-belle

Studies have shown that the shift starts to happen around age 30. If you’re close to that, make a conscious effort to be open to and accepting of younger people. I’m 31 and paying close attention to how I react to young people and new trends and shit and trying to keep myself from developing those thought patterns.

bmwiid

noted

should-be-sleeping

It is imperative you befriend people other than those of your own generation. It’s harder to lump people together if you know some of them. This is why you should also pursue friendships beyond your race, ability, religion (or lack thereof), and class. Humanity relies on relating to each other.

lakevida

morally grey/evil scientist characters are always like biochemical engineers or nuclear physicists or whatever but the people want VARIETY give me a story about a fucked up geologist for once

snowgray

shitacademicswrite

lycanthropicture

tumblr is so good. whole website dedicated to BITCHING and MOANING. and television

depsidase

#i am Unwell

lentilsdotcom

sibling relationships are so strange... like i love you. you will never understand me in a way that matters. we are the same person in drastically different ways. we are sewn together. we don't talk. we are attached at the hip. you wish i was never born. can i call you. let's eat together. i forgive you. etc

lentilsdotcom

i don't have enough photos of you on my phone to make one your contact picture. we got the same tattoo completely by coincidence. why do you always get to be mario. i love the meals you cook. we live in different universes. you can stay at my house if you need. we have never been friends. you are more important to me than anyone on this earth