Reid was supposed to leave Rise in the spacecraft but he wasn't about to leave his little buddy behind oh this crew man
I'd rather be in outer space šø
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@dadbodyinthetrunk
Reid was supposed to leave Rise in the spacecraft but he wasn't about to leave his little buddy behind oh this crew man
Letās have technical difficulties with mama
You cannot possibly guess where this is going
I aināt even ashamed how many times I watched this.
Lmao this is the content I am here for.
big if true tbh
looking it up, apparently this was an artist who made signs like this to parody the actual city council's signage, just told apart by his logo in the corner, "christchurch city confusion", and they had locals rly confused for a bit. my favorite is this one!
@ominous-signs
HUGE fan of trees growing in places they should not reasonably be able to
upside downĀ
sideways
out of a rock
upside down in a freakin LAKEĀ
Ā out of an Indiana courthouse
out of ANOTHER
GODDAMN
TREE
none of that is a reasonable expectation!!!
i like trees
if u ever think ur being overly petty and bitter just remember there once was a portuguese prince whose dad assassinated the woman he loved & when he became king he literally had her body exhumed & placed upon the throne as his queen & forced the portuguese nobility (aka most of his fatherās supporters) to pledge their alliance to her & kiss the hem of her clothes so that they wouldĀ ārender her when dead that homage which she had not received in her lifeā (x)
WHERE DO YOU PEOPLE EVEN GET THESE STORIES FROM???! DO YOU LIKE MAKE THEM UP OR SMTH??!
yeah⦠or iām portuguese and know my history
okay so like, this is one of my favorite parts of Portuguese history
and itās not because I have the same name as her or anything (even tho itās definitely a factor - because how cool is that?!? - and I kinda used - and sometimes still use, letās be real here - that as an excuse to call myself a queen because reASONS and shut up you would do the same)
but because that shit is like the stuff of legends and there is a whole myth surrounding their love story and the supposed place where she was killed - on the kingās orders near a fountain in the farm where she secretly lived with prince Pedro - because thereās a red stain there and itās said that when she was stabbed she cried for the kingās men to spare her children (if memory serves me right) and her tears landed on the fountain and turned red because she was terribly devastated and in pain thinking only of her children and how she was going to leave them without a mother when in the last moments of her lifeā¦
and also, you know that prince? before he did that thing when he exhumed her just to make her ~officially~ his queen - and have everyone who ever opposed to them and their love kiss her clothes to pay her homage and the respect she did not have in life?? like that shit savage bro - he did another thing, even more savage than that
he searched the whole country for the two dudes who stabbed her (there was a third but I think he died or smth), even went to spain because one of them fled the country after the king died, and he fucking RIPPED their hearts out (one from the front and one from the back, because InĆŖs was stabbed from both sides too) and tortured them in public, y'know, as you do
and that, my dear friends, is why the story of Pedro and InĆŖs is considered one of the best love stories on our country (and I would say the world too because that shit better than anything Shakespeare or Nicholas Sparks ever wrote and it was fucking real)
my boy Pedro didnāt fuck around when you fucked with his lady, and you lyinā if you say you donāt want you a freak like this - this Extraā¢, this ride or die, this savage - when it comes to love.
listen up, girls and boys, take note: follow their example and get yourselves a freak who would crown you queen after you were killed
TL;DR: basically Portuguese history has the best love story in the world and its the most savage thing you could imagine. go look it up - the story of Pedro and InĆŖs. *mic drop*
Reblogging to add even more awesome contest to a previous reblog
People thinking this is fake is genuinely why I insist there is more history outside BBC shows about the Tudors. Yall are missing on some prime telenovela shit here on the little iberian peninsula
merlin lowkey has no reason to be in arthurās court like heās kind of been co-opted over the centuries into some sort of advisor character but that is simply not what is going on 90% of the time. he just shapeshifts into different people and tells horrible prophecies and gets trapped in some rocks and dies. no motive no method. helps no one. purely there to cause problems. rest in peace to the least helpful person of all time
An opinion without 3.14159 is just an onion.
Guys this isnt even funny. Please stop.
Il troll di Photoshop
Imagine being this good at photoshop and using it for evil.
He isnāt evil, heās just working on genie logicā¦.you need to be REALLY specific
Well, that made me happy. šš āļø
Horse detected!
Shout out to the guy at the municipal waste dump who tried to sell me weed but used slang that I am so incredibly unfamiliar with that he had to keep simplifying his sell until he literally settled on "I am selling weed, do you want to buy some."
similar art:
once on the subway, some investment banker guy was hitting on me and trying to invite me to a party with [indecipherable slang]
and i asked him to clarify, so he used some other [indecipherable slang]
thereās like five iterations of this until it finallyĀ āclicksā and i accidentally blurt, for the entire packed subway car to hear,Ā āOH, YOU MEAN LIKE COCAINEā
dude is glancing over his shoulder, looking like he wants to die on the spot, and clarifiesĀ āyes, i mean like cocaineā
i smile and goĀ āno thank you, but i hope you have a good time with the drugs!ā
he gets off at the next stop even though i knowĀ his party was like eight stops away, smh
Exact opposite vibes of my new boss who last week asked me, a Portlander, if I was "aware of cannabis".
half of tumblr wants to fuck, the other half wants to die
i wanna fuck and then die
cicadas the lot of you
Hey anyone notice how google translate is being pretty liberal with their translations as of late? Takin some real liberties to infer tone.
ask and ye shall receive: When I write in Japanese I usually also throw it in google translate to double check that I'm not using the wrong kanji by mistake, and two years ago it gave me very dry and literal translations.
I was doing it today and noticed it had a pretty strong voice added to the output
For reference, to give a dry translation I would put: Lately I'm into in Hanafuda. Nobody seems to know anything about it here, so they probably wouldn't understand my brilliant jokes. I guess you guys will never be able to understand "Mister November and the Scary Cave".
I have a fluent friend who is able to check my work for me and give me tips on hitting the correct tone (I was going for a comically casual feeling), so I'm confident that I'm expressing the feeling I'm intending. While Google is also hitting the same emotion, I really don't like knowing that it's assigning tone in the first place.
To check if it was editorializing based on informal grammatical choices, I formal'd up the writing to be more polite and remove any non-standard vocabulary.
I'm just like... what is anyone who is translating what I'm thinking into their own language going to think when a translation app decides that it knows my intended tone? When online communication is already so complicated and nuanced? I'm a non-native so I'm spending ages agonizing over 117 characters, but when I'm chatting in English I'm not being so deliberate. How likely is it that tools that 'naturalize' are going to make choices that don't reflect reality and lead to insulting misunderstandings? I spoke with an English learner just yesterday who thought they were being bullied (they were not, the commenter in question was just excitedly infodumping about sociology) because something was lost in translation, and I wonder if it's because of tools making choices like this. I'm just a luddite I don't trust stuff like this. stinks of ai asking me if it can rerwrite my email in a more quirky style.
What do you mean I'm just using the browser versi-
I AM SO SICK OF DEFAULT AI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ānice blogā
thank you im really good at clicking reblog
Reblog if you are really good at clicking reblog