Dreams Arent How They Seemed When You Were Young

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[lafix]

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via Stephen Bell)

[hedonist--poet-deactivated20240]

Things that has a drug effect on people: Love, music, shopping, politics, religion.

Hedonist Poet (via hedonistpoet)

[anaveragesalmon-deactivated2016]

Seeing this gif makes me so angry because why the fuck would you Photoshop Harrison Ford’s face on Harrison Ford?????

[genuinewarmdecentfeeling]

Consider this: Finn stealing a fry off of Rey’s plate because he heard that’s a cute thing couples do and he wants to balance out their “I’LL SAVE YOU!” emotional intensity with some cute things, only Rey freezes and Finn’s like, shit, I just stole food from someone who grew up without it, what Attack Mode did I just activate. But then she just fucking dumps all of her food on his plate all “I’LL FEED YOU, YOU’LL NEVER GO HUNGRY WITH ME” and they’re right back in the emotional intensity, and Finn doesn’t even like fries that much.

[thecommonchick]

This just gave me chills

[tastefullyoffensive]

[legolokiismighty]

i would hire him for this flyer alone

[micdotcom]

This perfectly symmetrical Instagram account is soothing our souls

[enchanting-landscapes]

marateaman

[bahookies]

~Modern Art ~

[bahookies]

[roddyroddyroddy]

[outragedbird]

THE ULTIMATE RECEIPT

[teamnice-dynamite]

Maybe this was the best thing that could’ve happened to you. How did you figure that out, genius?

[bob-belcher]

[sototallyoveritliketotallyoveri]

you can see the hesitation where he doesn’t want to waste perfectly good teabags. 

[bygrabthars-hammer-deactivated2]

you know you’re british when your britishness gets in the way of your britishing 

[somecleverreference]

I found a pun that works in both English and Spanish

Where do cats go when they die? Purrgatory.

¿De dónde van los gatos cuando mueren? Purgatorio.

[theload]

[waiting-unknown]

Dude it works also in Italian! ‘Dove vanno i gatti quando muoiono? Nel purGATTOrio’

[envahissantecapucine-deactivate]

could also work in french: “où vont les chats quand ils meurent? Au purCHATtoire”

[warning--known--fangirl]

The ultimate pun

[itsmealis]

IT ALSO WORKS IN PORTUGUESE

“Para onde os gatos vão quando morrem? Para o purGATOrio”

[thedinosaurprince]

WE HAVE ACHIEVED PEAK PUN

[learningtoacceptchange]

The pun heard ‘round the world. 

[mcdolans]

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot” in their ask box

[semememes-blog]

HOW

[lexiwestiiee]

I WANT TO KNOW YOUR SECRET

[takemewherethewildthingsare]

SERIOUSLY THOUGH WHAT ARE YOU

[clariphonete-deactivated2014111]

I GOT THIS AND I WAS LIKE WHAT THE 

[wrappingpaper]

there are over 128,000 notes and i still got one

how

[bbassam-deactivated20151227]

i reblogged this less than 2 minutes ago

how the actual 

[d0nn0-deactivated20150125]

legit how, in like 30 seconds i got one and this has 500k notes

[deadassmanigga]

All those times I didn’t give a fuck… I saved one for this occasion..

[meladoodle]

The “everybody knows shit fuck” dance (x)

[chargeupandjo-deactivated201602]

never forget

[deformutilated]

Ice suspended around a tree trunk after flood water has receded

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