Various Lizords

She/It; Silly bundle of freaks (Warn: there will be derangement, I.E. NSFW) (Speaking of, body’s 19 years old) Funky reptile creature(s), Far LibLeft Marxist, absolute fruitcake, dyke even. System-y thingy. Oh yeah I/we also do art and things.

[sanguine-raven]

abababawawabawa

[k1ntsug1-r0b0t-g1rl]

many experts are saying this

[rodentwithmanners]

oh no i slipped and sucked on your thumb all sloppy while looking up into your eyes and zoning out

[hexandersblog]

This is your sign to take that sad windows user and turn her into a Linux girlie. It's just better for her and she'll be so much happier.

[picatinny]

Not to sound too obsessed with hdg but I really like the use of the word "sophonts" in a setting with various intelligent forms of life... I'm adopting it. You can't stop me.

[spacebughugs]

devious and evil dragon gf using her nefarious mind control powers to make you keep cuddling her in bed instead of getting ready for work

[atalkingdragon]

tgirls yearn to climb the megastructure

[atalkingdragon]

why the fuck do words get highlighted all weirdlike in hornyposts

Is this supposed to be arousing

[fallout-lou-begas]

girl who's mixed up being plural with being poly: so they're all inside you at once? 😳 woah 😅

girl who's mixed up being poly with being plural: (grabbing you by the collar) HOW DID YOU GET THEM OUT HERE WITH YOU. TELL ME PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE I'M DESPERATE

[hdg-shitposts]

UNETHICAL AFFINI LIFE-HACKS

part 1

You can replicate human brains and then collect statistical data and make observations about 1 individual.

"how do you know that I like blueberry pancakes?"

"don't worry about it, Mama just knows what's best for her petals"

[mylifeisroosterteeth]

you know what you shouldnt do? constantly tell your child how expensive they are to take care of. because eventually, that child gets scared of asking for money, and doesnt feed themself at school, doesnt go places with their friends that require money, because she doesnt want to be expensive. it really does get into their minds, that theyre too much money and that they shouldnt do anything.

[mylifeisroosterteeth]

you know what you shouldnt do? constantly tell your child how expensive they are to take care of. because eventually, that child gets scared of asking for money, and doesnt feed themself at school, doesnt go places with their friends that require money, because she doesnt want to be expensive. it really does get into their minds, that theyre too much money and that they shouldnt do anything.

[mylifeisroosterteeth]

you know what you shouldnt do? constantly tell your child how expensive they are to take care of. because eventually, that child gets scared of asking for money, and doesnt feed themself at school, doesnt go places with their friends that require money, because she doesnt want to be expensive. it really does get into their minds, that theyre too much money and that they shouldnt do anything.

[mylifeisroosterteeth]

you know what you shouldnt do? constantly tell your child how expensive they are to take care of. because eventually, that child gets scared of asking for money, and doesnt feed themself at school, doesnt go places with their friends that require money, because she doesnt want to be expensive. it really does get into their minds, that theyre too much money and that they shouldnt do anything.

[ashes2caches]

giving a trans girl so many kisses that she had to hide her face to avoid showing how much she’s blushing.

[tgirl-tamag0tchi]

It’s kinda funny having a whole conversation with a girl, about how neither of you are really expecting or in the mood for sex… and then like 30 min after you get to her place she’s pulling off your dress and you’re whimpering like a dog in heat.

It’s a little funny.

[princess-rosiebird-nsfw]

Ulelelelelelelelelelelelele

aababwbababw a a w a abab

[ashenmind]

a princess maintains her majesty when eating children’s cereal in a tanktop and spotted panties