I scream for i do not know

Take a shot everytime Lan Wangji says "Wei Ying.." and see how straight you can walk (She/They/He) Please credit me if you repost my art.

[atallglassofsoymilk]

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My art, please credit me if you want to repost it somewhere.

Jin Ling, Lan Sizhui, Lan Jingyi.

[atallglassofsoymilk]

Art by me! If you wanna repost, please credit my Tumblr!

Edited to say that Wen Ning is my second ultmost favorite ;v;

[atimeofmagic]

every single criminal minds episode

prentiss: oh boy can’t wait to go gambling this weekend

reid: i personally will be eating an encyclopedia 

hotch: sorry guys, we have a case

prentiss: uch

jj: seven women were found dismembered 

Garcia: d1sm3mbEreddd????

hotch: wheels up in twenty

*at local police precinct*

officer: thanks for coming to help out

Morgan: no problem

prentiss: the bodies have stab marks–

all: SEXUAL SADIST

hotch: we’re ready to deliver the profile

jj: white male

reid: late twenties to early thirties

Morgan: he’ll likely insert himself into the investigation

hotch: he’s trying to regain control over his life

*in serial killer’s lair*

serial killer: I love you

woman: we just met

serial killer: STAB STAB STAB

*back with BAU team. Morgan is on the phone with Garcia*

Morgan: give me what you got, baby girl

Garcia: you’re looking for Evil McEvilface, his father tried to kill him seven times, his mother ran away with the manny, and he lives at 6969 sad street

Morgan: you’re a miracle worker

Garcia: why don’t you come over and see what kind of miracles I can work

Morgan: *smiles and hangs up*

*back at serial killer lair*

serial killer: *about to kill woman*

all the BAU agents: FBI, PUT YOUR HANDS UP

serial killer: *puts knife to the woman’s neck*

prentiss: what happened to you as a child wasn’t fair, but you can’t hurt other ppl

serial killer: *starts crying, drops knife*

voiceover: *obscure quote*

*back on plane*

reid: did you know that there are seven leopards in existence. you have blinked twenty-two times since we boarded this plane. I am smart

all: *laughing* Reid 

[atallglassofsoymilk]

Coffee & Whiskey

Sun down.

Son gone.

A car crash at the brink of dawn.

Another bottle of whiskey he looks upon.

His head pounded,

Another shot grounded.

A former star detective,

But soon he crashed down and wrecked it.

Another victim to depression,

A man lost all of his expression--,

To bottles of booze.

Cold coffee,

Memory foggy.

An Android replacement.

Set in trance.

To fix what he has done.

Another chance, another son.

"Lieutenant, it wasn't your fault."

[oh-noes-its-rose]

Connor: I have been programmed to hunt down deviants an-

Markus: Hi

Connor:

[atallglassofsoymilk]

What did Bryan do with that hooker that made the total cost rack up to $700? That's pretty expensive, right?

[fumintomo]

I felt this was important to share

[senzaki-kuro]

Connor

[juuriawashere-deactivated201808]

we’ll get em next time

[dontbe2cool]

I’m super happy to have you guys

[nuka-rockit]

hot take: Connor chase sequence but androids can only naruto run

[nuka-rockit]

[dangoblr]

How to protect a sunshine’s cinnamon roll by Lieutenant Anderson

[atallglassofsoymilk]

Hank is A plus father

[brendabirkin]

Eden Club

[lovely-stucky]

Detroit Become Human: everything is the same but when one of them dies the windows xp shutdown plays

[nathanprscott]

DETROIT: BECOME HUMAN 13/?       Luther, my man, I’m a huge fan.

[grumposaurr]

Markus [Detroit: Become Human] appreciation post (1/?)

Little smiles (✿◠‿◠)

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Im constantly thinking about how Connor is a detective android, made to fight, investigate, and negotiate but can not jump through a window properly. And how Markus, an android who has been in a house caring for an old man, knows parkour.