i don't think it's a phase anymore, boys

I just want to have fun and enjoy the things I enjoy enthusiastically. Like these little spiky bitches (main blog is lynbeck, art blog is garuye!)

[rocketbirdie]

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[kujakumai]

what I like about Yugi is that he is definitely in that "kind non-violent all-loving friendships-everyone" protagonist archetype but most of the time we expect those sorts of characters to wear their hearts on their sleeves or solve their problems via communication and understanding, whereas one of Yugi Muto's defining character traits is that he'd rather die than admit he has a problem. you can pour soup directly in his lap and he'll be like "oh that's okay ^_^" while internally burning with such an unquenchable incandescent rage at you that 30 minutes later his evil shadow self confronts you in a back alley and forces you to play something called Knife Pogs (a game he just made up that's like Pogs but the pogs are knives so every time you hit the stack a bunch of knives fly out and stab you in the kneecaps). so that's fun

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Remember when Yugi's class lost their good school fair table to another class because a bully was a bit overbearing about it so Yami invented Gunpowder Air Hockey and blew him up? That was great. I don't think they'd introduced the card game yet at that point.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#dont forget the part about gunpowder air hockey where the puck was made of ice with a gunpowder core and it was on a hot plate#so A: every second spent with it in play it was melting#and B: every single hit chipped away at the ice#second favorite yugioh moment#only second to the taser torture scene#yugioh

The taser torture scene was so cool he fuckin fried those motherfuckers

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#what the fuck is the plot of yugioh

Oh you do not want to get into something as esoteric as the plot

[swadloom]

STOP saying the otherworldly powers are corrupting my mind godddddd. You literally wish you were us. I mean us. I mean me.

[foxgirlmindcrank]

pot of modest desire

[foxgirlmindcrank]

this card allows to me to look at the top 2 cards longingly

[dreamspacewanderer]

Yugi but not Yugi..

[judgedarts]

a little yubel doodle from earlier this month

[namonaki-arts]

hiii do you wanna hang out in my head, like, forever? (yes)

[pngheavy]

[pngheavy]

collab with @theholeyness

[girlnephew]

[millennium-ribbon]

To reference a post here on Tumblr, “He who is the Sun”

SOURCES: deci-dono | sesshy380 | The American Research Center in Egypt website | The Rosicrucian Egyptian museum website | nevertem | Hozier - Sunlight | Yu-Gi-Oh! The Dark Side of Dimensions (2016)

[rocketbirdie]

FREAK OF THE WEEK!!!

[iactivatepotofgreed]

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[rocketbirdie]

i love seeing my non-ygo followers in my notes going "what the actual Fuck happens in yugioh" because there is no adequate way to answer that question. everything happens. everything you can possibly think of that could ever happen, happens in yugioh.

wait a minute ok. i was about to start listing a bunch of absurd shit that goes down in this series but instead i'm just going to make my point by making it everybody else's problem instead

Which one of these events did NOT happen in the original yugioh manga or anime

Yami sets a man on fire in broad daylight at the local burger joint

Malik mind controls a mime and turns it into an unstoppable killing machine

Yugi confesses his love for Joey then gets dragged to the sea floor by an anchor

Seto stops a guy from shooting him by blocking the gun's hammer with a card

Ancient Egyptian laser beam battle

Bakura gouges out a man's eyeball and licks it

Yugi's grandpa tries to beat a ghost to death with a frying pan

Seto sacrifices god just so he can play another blue eyes white dragon

Yugi almost gets hanged to death by the yo-yo gang

Joey straight up dies (he gets better though don't worry)

Voting ended onSep 1, 2025

[rocketbirdie]

7. YUGI'S GRANDPA DOES NOT TRY TO BEAT A GHOST TO DEATH WITH A FRYING PAN. Congratulations to the 25.8% of people who voted correctly!

here's the receipts lol

thank you all for participating in the What The Fuck Happens In Yugioh Poll! bonus events that weren't included as poll options can be found under the cut.

[rocketbirdie]

i love seeing my non-ygo followers in my notes going "what the actual Fuck happens in yugioh" because there is no adequate way to answer that question. everything happens. everything you can possibly think of that could ever happen, happens in yugioh.

wait a minute ok. i was about to start listing a bunch of absurd shit that goes down in this series but instead i'm just going to make my point by making it everybody else's problem instead

Which one of these events did NOT happen in the original yugioh manga or anime

Yami sets a man on fire in broad daylight at the local burger joint

Malik mind controls a mime and turns it into an unstoppable killing machine

Yugi confesses his love for Joey then gets dragged to the sea floor by an anchor

Seto stops a guy from shooting him by blocking the gun's hammer with a card

Ancient Egyptian laser beam battle

Bakura gouges out a man's eyeball and licks it

Yugi's grandpa tries to beat a ghost to death with a frying pan

Seto sacrifices god just so he can play another blue eyes white dragon

Yugi almost gets hanged to death by the yo-yo gang

Joey straight up dies (he gets better though don't worry)

Voting ended onSep 1, 2025

[rocketbirdie]

7. YUGI'S GRANDPA DOES NOT TRY TO BEAT A GHOST TO DEATH WITH A FRYING PAN. Congratulations to the 25.8% of people who voted correctly!

here's the receipts lol

thank you all for participating in the What The Fuck Happens In Yugioh Poll! bonus events that weren't included as poll options can be found under the cut.

[kaibasego]

This is a banger…

Reblog if you sang it in your head

[gingerninja8]

Shot through the heart with what though? Feels? I mean it clearly wasn’t a gun.

[skarfly]

Guess again.

[foolishburial999]