ethereal.

the city of binaries; of zeroes and ones.

[ithelpstodream]

[wattpadfic-deactivated20170213]

teacher: here’s ur topic me: oh jeez i hate that topic teacher: pick your own topic me: oh jeez im not a decision maker

[ltc-kilgore-deactivated20181027]

heyy everybody this is uhh harvey weinstein and im going to speedrun sex addiction therapy, ok lets go

[waluigi-in-clownworld]

Say it with me kids

Words are not oppressive. It’s your choice to be offended by them & give them power. Stop being a pussy.

[cremia-deactivated20210626]

oh lets listen to the guy pretending to be waluigi on the internet they seem to clearly be rational and smart, much like i know waluigi to be

[waluigi-in-clownworld]

Yeah me having a waluigi themed account clearly negates my ability to have a fucking valid opinion. Ok.

[rileyaurelia]

You shouldn’t have let his words have the power to upset you, Waluigi

[reservoirdogs]

My brother is in Malala’s course in oxford and he just sent me this from their groupchat

[pakistanning]

i cannot believe we are living in a time where we can witness a real-life nobel peace prize nominee, a young woman who has been face-to-face with a terrorist and not only survived but went on to spend every day of the rest of her life confronting the world’s most powerful head-on and saving the world, a living legend, a real-life superhero, using smiley face emojis in a facebook messenger groupchat with her classmates

[tideartist-deactivated20171102]

Needed this to cheer up–

[disgustinganimals]

please watch with sound on

[betterbemeta]

You have a thing at 2:00 PM so you set a reminder for 1:00 PM because you don’t want to be late, but you should eat by 12:00 PM. That means you should start preparing food by 11:30 AM, but you want to double check or confirm the appointment before 11:00 AM before everyone goes to lunch. So if you want to finish your other tasks by 10:00 AM, you ought to start at 8:00 AM, which means you’ve got to wake up at 7:30 AM and you may as well get ready to go out then ahead of time, and that’s how something that starts at 2:00 PM effectively starts at 7:30 AM and lasts the entire day.

[myworldinboxes]

ME. ME. ME.

[depsidase]

[kaprika]

This is from the actual delta take off video instructions

[nevaehtyler]

[just-shower-thoughts]

An assassin is really just a serial killer who takes requests.

[m0thlien]

Excuse you, they take commissions

[stygianmoon]

“hey man can you kill this guy?”

“alright that will be 10k”

“ugh cant you just do it for the exposure? whatever you suck at murder anyway”

[zagenta]

Honestly shoutout to The Social Network for giving us the line “you’re going to go through life thinking that girls don’t like you because you’re a nerd. And I want you to know, from the bottom of my heart, that that won’t be true. It’ll be because you’re an asshole” because if that doesn’t epitomize women’s feelings for entitled male nerds I don’t know what does

[snakelinksonic]

I feel that if I don’t repost this somewhere every year at some point, I’m living my life incorrectly.

[noble-snows-deactivated20220106]

What is even..

[lilac-keeper-deactivated2022112]

Some backstory. In FFXIV, for a very short spurt of time, there was a glitch where the upper body of a model would lock and freeze in place while the rest would still perform animations from other emotes and attacks. The results were pretty incredible for those that could get the lock to happen.

It was quickly hot-fixed out, but not quickly enough for the above video to get made, un/fortunately.

[meekusah]

mood

[gallows-walker-deactivated20170]

[vastderp-placeholder]

Meet the Mona Lisa of the Prado, the earliest known copy of Da Vinci’s best portrait. Similarity in the undersketch of the painting indicates that this was very likely painted concurrently with the original Mona Lisa, by a student of Da Vinci.

There is much controversy in the art world over the question of whether or not to clean the fragile Mona Lisa, but her sister has been restored and some fairly odd later alterations removed to show the original vibrant colors and lighting. Some details, such as the sheerness of her shawl and the pattern on the neckline of her dress, have become utterly obscured in the original, but in the restored copy they’re perfectly clear.

It blows my mind a little bit to look at these two sisters side-by-side and imagine how much vivid detail could be hiding in the Mona Lisa under 500 years of rotten varnish. 

[the-theatre-ghost]

THE COPY HAS EYEBROWS

[rxseblue-archive]

Your response to a beautiful piece of artwork done by Leonardo Da Vinci himself is “SHES GOT EYEBROWS”. Alright. All intelligent life has been lost.

[vastderp-placeholder]

Yo Snooty McSnotwhine, the Mona Lisa’s vanished eyebrows have been the subject of debate and analysis in the art expert community for hundreds of years, long before your parents squirted water at each other from across the clown car and then honked their bicycle horns to indicate they really wanted to make a smug, insufferable little clown baby together. 

[mmkayn]

this continues to be the best reply to a criticizing comment on this site

[joaquinterrero-archive]

if u don’t kiss ur cat on their tiny soft little forehead wtf are u even doing

[pussylightlytoasted]

Yelling at her for trying to eat plastic

[lightlydodie-deactivated2018120]

gay culture is wearing the same flannel twice because closed flannel and open flannel with a t shirt underneath are two completely different outfits

[burnedbymarshmallow]

Really want to see this

[johanirae]

With the expert athletes on the sidelines yelling tips