ooh wee ooh i look just like puppy doggy

real dog

[adamsmasher]

WE WERE ON JEOPARDY!!!!!!!!!!

[rouge-the-bat]

thank you for coming to my this #mythis

[hungwy]

*strapped to a chair, staring at a screen*

Me: uhhh... white shirt

*I flail in my restraints as electric shocks race through my body*

Intercom: the oversized beige cowboy snoopy shirt was optimal for this outfit. next.

*screen changes*

Me: uhh... ummm... baseball cap

Intercom: which one?

Me: uhhh... Plain black one

*I'm zapped again, longer this time*

Intercom: the denim snoopy baseball cap was optimal for this outfit. Remember, three times in a row and you will fail the test. next.

*screen changes*

Me: *squinting through the sweat dripping into my eyes* D-dress shirt with a little snoopy over the pocket?

Intercom: good. The embroidered snoopy dress shirt shows you mean business but in a fun, approachable way. Next.

[catboybiologist]

Ice beam is low-key a sauceless "standard" move for its type

[catboybiologist]

Earthquake? That is THE ground move. The ground quakes beneath you.

Surf? A giant wave of water that your pokemon can ride. A thunderous tide. Invokes the ocean.

Thunderbolt? Arcing flashes of electricity zap you.

Flamethrower? Fire breath, fire throwing, an arc of propelled flame is classic.

Ice beam? It's a beam. Of ice. Could've been a gust of frigid wind, or a frost incursion, or being entombed in a glacial slab, but noooooo it's a beam. Of ice.

[catboybiologist]

I have the same beef with shadow ball and energy ball tbh

[catboybiologist]

Dark pulse is on thin ice

[m1dori-fangirling]

I mean fair enough about ice beam, but I think shadow ball and dark pulse get a pass. In real life if you hear that someone got "killed by the ocean" it makes you think probably a giant wave that knocked them out or capsized their boat or whatever and if someone gets "killed by the earth" it's an earthquake, those are classic and easy to picture, but if I tell you someone got "killed by Ghost" or "killed by Darkness" it doesn't exactly bring a clear image to mind of what the fuck that means.

[catboybiologist]

Yeah this is why the post is primarily about ice beam and not those two. Still feel a bit under sauced but not completely dry the way the beam is

[conzoop]

had one beer #onebeer #mybeer

[adz]

macklemore “thrift store 3”

standing at the sink while i wash my wounds

when i’m finished i watch cartoons

the man on the screen reenacts my death.

[angelicguy]

context: my friends and i forced a capture the flag game to last an hour and a half because we had a gigantic engineer nest and the entire time i was mad-dogging the other team by saying “dance puppet” every time they talked. we ended up winning and i got this message right after

[angelicguy]

dance puppet

[angelicguy]

dance puppet

[innerchildabortionclinic]

genuinely almost choked laughing

[innerchildabortionclinic]

average fetish after re-education:

[deadandwalking]

hey kitten. daddy needs to talk to you. your kink blog is great, but you are not highlighting the words correctly. kitten. stop highlighting. this is shit. did you seriously highlight that period. kitten.

[cheaphalloweencostume]

my least favorite literary smut turn of phrase is when a guy is like “im gonna ruin this pussy” “im gonna wreck this pussy for anyone else” like stop.. thats not yours…!

[goofda]

“Imma destroy that pussy” my friend 😔

[unalivejournal]

[bisexualityjunkie]

[roscolux]

need to beam this tweet directly into everyone's minds right now

[milquetoaast]

source

[guooey]

Hehe :)

[melynnwaters]

the joyous giggler here at last to spread merry mirth ^_^

[littleguysdaily]

[papayajuan2019]

my life dream is become a sweetie pie

[threedollarsdotcom]

yaouch! that hurts me when you hit me until I'm blood

[suspiriously]

this time i’m really gonna do it