Lunar Bears Terrify Me

Just think about it. Bears. On the Moon. It is beary spooky.

[maskdoll]

fuck i’m trying to catch all these flies but they think my vinegar is stupid. i have honey also but that’s for me i can’t give them any of that

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

management trying to hire and retain employees

[wildminti]

Rocky was going to say "fans of PHM" but Grace panicked! 🏳️‍🌈

[shittymoviedetails]

The beach that makes you old

[powerjock]

I can never seem to find her, but she always finds me

[fluffiest-fox-kira]

This is the plot of Death Stranding

[trickstarbrave]

BITING YOU BITING YOU BITING YOU

[manuciruja]

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

[manuciruja]

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

[smadsel]

would be remiss not to mention that the rainbow notably straight up just removed the trans flag colors from it. like they’re gone. it’s the progress flag minus the trans flag colors.

[smadsel]

that’s not the whole flag, now is it

[manuciruja]

hey staff what the fuck

[villainessbian]

hey staff don't you think you're being too on-the-nose

[shrodingers-catgirl]

HEY STAFF DONT YOU THINK YOU'RE BEING TOO ON-THE-NOSE

[contemptible-scoundrel]

ADVENTURE IS CALLING...

DO YOU PICK UP THA PHONE

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[hotvampireadjacent]

[bbwpizzahut]

[cloevr]

[iwilleatyourenglish]

i have a friend in his 50s who doesn't give a fuck about pokemon so we showed him random ones and the way he responded to them made me feel like i was doing flashcards with a very serious baby

[iwilleatyourenglish]

[iwilleatyourenglish]

[iwilleatyourenglish]

no. he doesn't use emojis. i'm not kidding when i say i have seen him use one once in two years. everyone was shocked.

[importantpics]

[chiimeramanticore]

[mother-sauces]

BE ME STOP FIND GREENTEXTS INCONENIENT STOP TELEGRAM TIME DOT JPEG STOP

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

>be me

>reading anti-greentext telegram

>"inconenient"

>smug_anime_girl.jpg

[mother-sauces]

WE HAVE MET THE ENEMY AND WE ARE OWNED STOP

[boucicaut]

[souperluminal]

05.08 - It’s Monday

[cryptotheism]

You deny your weapon it's amazing digital purpose

[voidambassador]

[weedvapeuser]

I need to remember that 90% of the people discussing politics on here are basically operating at this level of historical literacy.

[thancbread]

i love this reply in particular