anybody in this thread smoke weed

bad vibes

[casgirl]

Me: misses the charging port while trying to plug my phone in

The bbc sherlock who lives in my head:

[screenshotsofdespair]

[erzebett]

[37q]

i havent seen something this funny in a loooooong time

[imperaptorfuriosa]

me, drinking orange juice right of the container like the cool older brother on a disney channel show

[aggressionbread]

got an oil change and the guy told me i needed a tire rotation. lmao, the tires are rotating every time i drive it, that’s how it works. idiot.

[sliversoakley-deactivated202008]

[unclefather]

[astraldemise]

there are 3 other parts of this and it adds up to almost 2 hours of dissecting whatever these cartoon rats sins are

[astraldemise]

never mind this rat is genuinely fucked up

[downwithneocolonialism]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[jwasontodd]

This is, without a doubt, the funniest image I’ll ever own.

[jedthewolfdog]

my roommate just told me i’m “not the sharpest razor in ockhams shaving kit” like how do i recover from that

[odyssey420]

Glasses belonging to the Mormon preacher Hyrum Smith, 1844

[limpnode-deactivated20240418]

haters will see me in my Hyrums and say they fake

[stump-chunkman-deactivated20181]

this is like a hard and very specific flex for 1844

[soup-erb]

[bumblebeebats]

[benepla-deactivated20180521]

[catwithbenefits]

[corgifish]

[persistentmanlyagitation]

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

[vero-chan]

FUCK YOU

[auckie]

What if you poked me in the chest and your finger broke through like you were cracking into a rotted plank of wood and dust came out and I just crumpled into nothing and my spores got into your nose

[kelleysroom-deactivated20200511]

I would not hang out with you again that's for sure!

[auckie]

Well there you have it!

[d1rtypaws]

Coworker: nice day out huh?

Me, who watched a 2hr documentary about the Hindenburg disaster the night before and is desperately trying to share the information i learned: yeah, a real nice day, not at all like May 6, 1937 in Germany.