Me

Gymnastics nerd. Asexual, I like books, birds and being a recluse

[pixiecaps]

big fan of whatever the youth is doing to torment scientology buildings

[avantgarden-er]

There really is a Day Shift and a Night Shift here are tumblr.org and baby i’m pulling a double

[doubleonodi]

STANFORD LOCK IN

[doubleonodi]

[viktoriakomova]

It’s fuck Florida forever btw

[viktoriakomova]

I’m turning this shit off lmao

[viktoriakomova]

I hate lsu

[triple-to-stag]

girl come back konnor hit!!

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

claim your star

*this is not to shame anybody. if you used to use chatgpt in the past but have stopped, kudos to you, this post still includes you. if you are still using chatgpt, then I guess I can’t stop you — but if you ever decide to stop using it in the future, you may then claim your star too

[lobaznyuk]

you know those pain charts they have on doctor office walls? that's kinda how i feel ncaa is judged

[lobaznyuk]

one of these printed off and placed on every judging table in the country

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[animentality]

[orpheusilver]

peeling those sour rainbow gummy strips into long thin strings and putting them into cheap energy drink to create something im calling battery acid spaghetti will update once ive finished it

[orpheusilver]

dont do this

[babblingbranches]

[cryptcollector]

I really hope its not too bad bc i actually love both components.

[cryptcollector]

it forms a dry skin at the top made of the sour pellets. not a great start.

[cryptcollector]

tastes really good actually. i also feel like i am about to explode.

[cryptcollector]

do not do this.

[jenjensd]

Unanimous consensus: Do not do this

Other people: Hold on I’m about to do this

[jenjensd]

[beeceit-deactivatingsoon-deacti]

Rip to y'all, but I'm built different. Trying this tonight

[beeceit-deactivatingsoon-deacti]

Best I can do with what I have (I'm at work rn)

[beeceit-deactivatingsoon-deacti]

Oh that is a... fascinating smell

[beeceit-deactivatingsoon-deacti]

Don't do this

[ab-arts]

Alright now I’m curious

[ab-arts]

Didn't have strips so I made what I call battery acid cereal

[ab-arts]

Don't do this

[xeansicemane]

Roko's Basilisk is bullshit but I entirely believe in this specific infohazard

[vexwerewolf]

I love how Tumblr can agree on absolutely nothing except that you should not do this

[shower-thoughts-last-responder]

This post is such a perfect summary of the human. It'd make a great sc-fi device

[shower-thoughts-last-responder]

Let us know how that turns out for you. I have a prediction.

[were--ralph]

[X]

we live in the worst times

[greater-than-the-sword]

My exact thoughts. Couldn't leave this in the tags.

[cesarescabinet]

To send a message, write a complaint and boycott the company behind Burger King and the other franchises it owns.

This includes Popeyes and Tim Hortons.

[tamarrud]

In which these cartoonishly evil fuckers strike a girls primary school in southern Iran and kill 51 (so far).

[northern-punk-lad]

The damage that has been done to the disabled community after the BAFTA’s situation cannot be understated like the fact that ugly laws have re-entered popular discourse

[ayeforscotland]

It’s slowly starting to dawn on people but worth continuing to highlight that the BBC absolutely manufactured this situation with zero regard for the black community and the disabled community.

Given absolutely everything else that had the spotlight - particularly the Epstein files and Mandelson/Andrew Windsor’s arrests - this served as a convenient way to get marginalised communities infighting. It feels deliberate and calculated, and was absolutely targeted at a public that has been trained to jump to hot takes and picking sides.

The BBC are absolute masters at this. As an institution it’s what they do best, and the discourse around it will now be dripfed into the likes of BBC Question Time and other political channels over the next few months.

[elenazamos]

you know what we don't talk about on gymblr, what our favorite event to watch is. let's go back to basics. I like bars!!

[viktoriakomova]

Riley mccusker is literally a 35 year old 9th year senior why are people acting like she’s lacking experience I feel like I’m losing my mind lmfao ????? What the fuck is this “practice for high pressure moments” bullshit 💀 if it hasn’t clicked yet it isn’t going to!

[jillyyfish]

I forget which meet this was but one of the commentators said “this will do wonders for her confidence” after she hit and i was like ??? she was competing as an elite when obama was president. how much more confident is she gonna get

[mothgirlfemme]

"Would you rather use the app? :)" I cannot begin to describe how much I wouldn't

[vamptits]

they want you to make fried rice

[memser]

who is "they"

[vamptits]

the wok left

[solongandthanksforallthefish42]

how am I supposed to make fried rice if the wok left

[6qubed]

skillet issue