ms word ms excel and ms powerpoint are all snooty disagreeable ladies who wont speak to me due to my meager dowry but then i meet their beautiful sister ms paint whos clumsy but charming and we fall in beautiful love. and i become mr paint
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ms word ms excel and ms powerpoint are all snooty disagreeable ladies who wont speak to me due to my meager dowry but then i meet their beautiful sister ms paint whos clumsy but charming and we fall in beautiful love. and i become mr paint
thinking about that one wordless calvin and hobbes sunday strip thats just calvins dad ditching his work to go play in the snow... its going to make me cry
ohhhh my god
ā#I LOVE that the comic keeps the lens on Calvinās dad to the degree of not even showing Calvinās excited face when his dad surprises him, #You can see the joy and excitement of the moment in his pose and reflected in his dadās expression, #itās a great little artistic decision, #I realized what gets me about it itās the hat covering his dadās head and hair so the dad just looks like Calvin. #you donāt HAVE to show Calvin! You already see him in the dad becoming a kid for a moment you only have to draw that onceā
what is your eye color. what is your favorite color. what is the color that appears most frequently in your wardrobe. what color is your favorite blanket. what color is your water bottle.
Still one of my favorite wordplay titles in all of literature.
i hate when apps know that iām screenshotting something. when i screenshot something, thatās me acting outside your realm of understanding, app. i am beyond what you consider the observable universe. youāre not supposed to perceive me. we donāt know when god screenshots the earth. we donāt know when heās like, āokay iām just gonna take a pic in case i ever want to add dinosaurs back to something later and donāt remember how.ā and if we did, we wouldnāt act all smug about it like, āhey, you wanna share that post? you could just click here to share it.ā no, man. you didnāt catch me. i screenshotted this for my own reasons. whatās next? i canāt take a photo of my computer screen with my phone out of laziness without being shamed by the printer i donāt own?
stoccafisso_design@Amedeo Capelli
Thank you for engaging in the mortifying ordeal of being known so that I may partake in the euphoric experience of knowing you.
danger: story you haven't started writing yet has been sitting so long it's started to grow moss that looks like ideas for a sequel.
imagine if i did my work. if i sat down and Did it. and it was Done. can you even imagine such a thing
I know that I'll certainly never be someone they'd build a memorial for, but if I could get one, I'd like to get one of those park bench statues that are sitting on the bench. Specifically of me sitting casually looking towards the other seat at an angle, looking intrigued with a "surprised but not disappointed" kind of a look on my face. Kind of a "huh, won't you look at that."
I want that specifically so people can make it a meme to post pictures of themselves showing me stuff. Like memes off their phone.
Or maybe things that they are proud of but don't have anyone else to show them to. Like your school graduation papers, this cool knitting project you finally finished, your baby who's never going to see their grandparents.
And I also want a clause that they will absolutely fucking never put those anti-homeless things of any kind on my damn bench. So if there's ever someone who's got nobody else to keep them company, they can at least spend the night with me.
truly some people have no genre savviness whatsoever. A girl came back from the dead the other day and fresh out of the grave she laughed and laughed and lay down on the grass nearby to watch the sky, dirt still under her nails. I asked her if sheās sad about anything and she asked me why she should be. I asked her if sheās perhaps worried sheās a shadow of who she used to be and she said that if she is a shadow she is a joyous one, and anyway whoever she was she is her, now, and thatās enough. I inquired about revenge, about unfinished business, about what had filled her with the incessant need to claw her way out from beneath but she just said sheās here to live. I told her about ghosts, about zombies, tried to explain to her how her options lie between horror and tragedy but she just said if those are the stories meant for her then sheāll make another one. I said āisnāt it terribly lonely how in your triumph over death nobody was here to greet you?ā and she just looked at me funny and said āwhat do you mean? The whole world was here, waitingā. Some people, I tell you.
thinking abt how fucked up steam engine boiler explosions can look. theyre just pipes under there
gives me the idea of a ghost/monster engine that looks normal, albeit a bit battered, only to swing their smokebox door open and a myriad of pipes come bursting out like fucked up tentacles
I didnāt know a train could be an eldritch horror, but here we are.
The Call of C'thchoochoo.
Before you are two magic buttons. Button A: you will never have to clean your kitchen again (dishes are automatically done; floor swept and mopped; etc). Button B: you will never have to clean your bathroom again (toilet & sink & tub/shower cleaned and sanitized; etc) Which button do you push?
A
B
So many comments, many of them wise and all of them heartfelt, and yet nobody has thought to add ...
the fridge-freezer is in the kitchen. Not only are there dishes every day, not only are there food preparation surfaces of various kinds every day, not only are there crumbs and odds and ends that fall on the floor every day ... but the fridge-freezer is in the kitchen. The oven is in the kitchen, the food cupboards are in the kitchen, and above all THE KITCHEN BIN IS IN THE KITCHEN.
I mean, it's not like the bathroom is all sweetness and light, but seriously! Who in their right mind is choosing the bathroom?!?!?!?
Ils sont fous, ces Romains tumblrains.
pansy garden! micron linework and prismacolor marker fill
An Inuit otter amulet. Engraved and pigmented ivory, c.1870-1880.