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The Long Knox is Ahead

[fishyandclintbarton]

LOUDER.

[hoebutmadefashion]

just say elon musk and go

[amazingspaceship]

You can really spot a lot if you look closely at all the fighters…

[salamander-hamilton]

[draggedthruthe-yard]

THIS HAS GONE WAY TOO FAR

[jonostarsmcre-deactivated202002]

[listen2futurefunk-deactivated20]

aliens are cool fuck walls

[f3mc-archive-blog]

#is superman pregnant

[sangled]

[ruskiizek-deactivated20180227]

Slavic Cossack dancing known as Hopak 

Warning: Do not try this at home unless you were born with super Slavic knee strength 

[maneuverability]

THE GUY AT THE END

[kittydesade]

Ahahah it’s not just knee strength you need, friend. It’s thighs, ass, ankles, calves, you need everything from your waist down to be horrifyingly fit and toned for this.

Also core strength. So include the waist. Everything from the nipples down. 

[kindnessinsilver]

Don’t forget absurd back flexibility

[catchymemes]

[richirou-deactivated20140123]

my kitten says hello

[imnotreallyhome]

WHAT

WAS

THAT

SOUND

[xmasqueradeangelx]

I was not ready for this today…This is too much cuteness. I just..I can’t even..

[nerdii-panda-deactivated2016083]

i just got kissed by a cat. through a screen. and i love it.

[jumpingjacktrash]

you really need to hit play you just really do

[whitepeopletwitter]

[dapenguinninja]

Why is Ohio always brought into the strangest posts?

[cuddlyplaguedoctor]

Because Ohio is that strange of a place.

[hausofbhd]

[sickthot]

Witnesses say they asked Britney why she shaved her head and her response was, “I’m tired of plugging things into it. I’m tired of people touching me.”

i can never not reblog this

[britneyjustin]

T-Pain: “That was the most beautiful thing in the world. Do you know why she was shaving her head? Because it was so important to other people. She is like, “Listen. Don’t touch my hair anymore. Stop touching my hair.” People were like, “We’ve got to make your hair before you go outside. You can’t leave.” She went … “Now I don’t have hair. What you going to do?”

[fieldbears]

The older I get the more her breakdown seems less ‘unbalanced’ and more ‘completely understandable’

[saundering-deactivated20180828]

it’s because other people told you she was unbalanced at a point in your life when you didn’t have the life experience or wisdom to understand otherwise

[i-hate-chick-fil-a]

she thought she killed they asses💀💀😭

[hudlion]

This some straight up charlie chaplin stunting

[jayce]

[kaijutegu]

please, I am begging you, PLEASE look at this extremely good image my friend just texted me

[4gifs]

[thebootydiaries]

[babygalatea]

Lame ass bitch deserve to be snitch for that lame tweet. “Oh look at me, the Burger King sandwich bag thief, such rarity!” Foh

[thebootydiaries]

[heavencheatcodes]

oh it s dat bitch who sued for “cat calling” lol

[thebootydiaries]

????? bicth that’s ME

[thebootydiaries]

was the hijab in the display picture the only thing that stood out to u …. not the …………… pregnant phineas …………

[thebootydiaries]

If “belonging” in America means that being with pregnant phineas is wrong then I don’t wanna be right

[1-hug-man]

THEYRE BOTH HORRIBLE PEOPLE

[thebootydiaries]

phineas did nothing wrong

[atlasionis]

OMFG THROW THIS WHOLE POST AWAY LMAO

[roxilalonde-deactivated20251105]

as a gay person i’m very lucky to live in this century because given that millennials are the gayest generation on record, my chances of getting a girlfriend have, historically, never been higher

[roxilalonde-deactivated20251105]

someone just tagged this #AND YET and i know i’m the op but mood

[shouldnt]

I think I just peed my pants.

[unf0rgivingly]

For the love of god watch this until the end

[dope-ethiopian]

I saw my life flash before my eyes

[brucebocchi]

the cameraman:

[otherwindow]

Dead by Daylight | Brenda Meeks (Scary Movie)

[deadbydaylightshitposts]

Can’t WAIT to throw hands with the killers

[otherwindow]

Imagine playing as The Spirit with all your Japanese ghost girl powers and everything and the first survivor you meet is Brenda fucking Meeks

[dollsome-does-tumblr]

i just read a washington post article on romcoms aging poorly due to the pushiness (and oft-stalkery conduct) of the male characters therein, and it got me thinking about pride and prejudice, and specifically darcy saying, “one word from you will silence me on this subject forever.”

because, like, that’s the seldom-portrayed romantic dream in the patriarchal hellscape that is our world, isn’t it?

a dude being willing to say, “i understand if you don’t feel the same way about me, and i’ll leave you alone forever about this if my attention is unwanted.”

so simple, yet so wonderful in its basic human decency

[adulthoodisokay]

and dudes to this day wonder why women still swoon over darcy

[thathealeygirl]

Note also: Elizabeth turns down Darcy’s first proposal, and in the process, accuses him of doing some stuff he did not do (and also some stuff he totally did).

The next day, he surprises her on her walk. He hands her a letter, asks that she read it, and then takes off.

When this happened to me after I had turned someone down IN REAL LIFE, the letter contained a passionate argument to the tune of “actually you’re wrong and you do like me and you should go out with me” and it was creepy af.

Darcy’s letter to Elizabeth starts with: “Be not alarmed, Madam, on receiving this letter, by the apprehension of its containing any repetition of those sentiments, or renewal of those offers, which were last night so disgusting to you”. He goes on to set the record straight about the stuff he didn’t do (as well as the stuff he did) which is *actually relevant* to Elizabeth. And he, as promised, doesn’t romance her further.

It’s totally bizarre that even now, this can be considered unusually great dude behaviour.

[pluckyredhead]

Darcy’s first proposal: “You must allow me to tell you how ardently I admire and love you.”

Darcy’s second proposal: “One word from you will silence me on this subject forever.”

His whole arc in the book is about learning to consider other people’s feelings and not just his own, but the fact that it’s expressed via who gets to talk and who is told to shut up is so, so telling. The first time around, he imposes his voice on her whether she wants it or not. The second time, he asks how she feels, and in exchange, offers her the gift of his silence.

And yeah, the fact that dudes still! have! not! learned! this! lesson! is exhausting.

[ghost-of-bambi]

How surprising is it that Pride and Prejudice was written by a woman, when many romantic comedies are produced and directed by men?

Answer: not at all

[drsarcasticraspberry]

200 years later and the world is still full of guys who think they’re a Mr Darcy when they’re actually a Mr Collins.

[sloppystyle]

Out on the town !

[fieldbears]

oh my god  oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god