A Man Chooses.A Slave Obeys.

[uks-gifs]

[dualvoidanima]

‘travel’

[officialunitedstates]

i thought this post was a little controversial and would make all the homeschooled kids on here angry so im not going to post it

[dangerkeith3000x]

Home schooled is two words. Were you home schooled?

[officialunitedstates]

thanks but i did in fact see the giant swiggly red line but made the determination that i am a trendsetter in the modern english language and can therefore do what i please when i please on my blogosphere

[fading-wraith-deactivated201808]

As a homeschooler with a 3.6 GPA ..this pisses me off.

[officialunitedstates]

if you would’ve helped your mom with the chores a bit more she would have bumped that up to 3.8

[kimreesesdaughter]

On some real shit, I do not fuck with people who ride those boat things at the carnival. People who get on those do not give a fuck about life, they don’t care about you, ya mama or your kids. They literally have nothing to lose. You don’t care about life so there’s no need for me to fight you because you’re not going to give a damn about my face. 

[kimreesesdaughter]

THIS JOINT!!!!

BITCHHHHHHH. I got on this shit when I was 12. Wasn’t no bar, no protection, nothing in that shit. I didn’t realize until it was too late. You couldn’t pay me to ever get on this shit ever again in my life. We were in Landover, this shit almost smooth flipped my ass to Baltimore. No. Never again. 

[nappyhurrdontcare-deactivated20]

12? I got on this bitch when I was 21 and had my head in my ex’s shoulder the ENTIRE time. Screaming like a bih too. Nope. Never again. I was praying to the gravity gods the entire time.

[neonghostz-deactivated20220823]

?????? All it does is swing back and forth???? I don’t understand the concern??????

[kimreesesdaughter]

[vandigo-deactivated20180131]

centrifugal force keeps you in your seat.

[retired3625ww-deactivated202305]

Centrifugal force isn’t keeping me from crying tho

[sexycraisinthanos]

why is this so funny

[whitepeopletwitter]

[stillglowinstillcrowin-deactiva]

im hosting a party to find out who sent me anon hate. i bought a polygraph test on amazon for $99. after it is done we will celebrate with drinks and appetizers!

[sharonsgf]

theres this chinese girl in my class who isnt very fluent in english and she asked me if i have a boyfriend and i was like “i dont. i dont like. boys” and she nodded very wisely and went “ah. cooties”

[jvlianbashir]

when you find an academic source that’s perfect for your paper but it’s behind a pay wall

[lovetobeseennude-deactivated201]

[une-enfant-du-siecle]

The letter (a classical maiden), 1899, John William Godward.

[yavn]

phone: welcome to dominos pizzas what can i get for you?

melania: hello

phone: … hi, what can i get for you?

melania: he’s strong he’s passionate, he’s kind he’s a gentleman. he love his counthry. he’s boy talk. he is telling the truth. he is telling the truth

[stardustmandalorian]

[homochadensis]

Norwegian humor is amazing

[tealfruit]

I’m making bread

[tealfruit]

bread boys

[tealfruit]

my sons!

THEY’RE DELICIOUS

[tealfruit]

frog bread was tagged explicit. reblog the forbidden frog bread for luck and power

[sliplead]

[a-gay-homosexual-deactivated202]

this is the physical embodiment of zero impulse control 

[twerkyvulture]

wow his character in Ghostbusters wasnt even scripted he’s just Like That

[cloudfreed]

me when im hungry

[violentwavesofemotion-deactivat]

Plato, tr. by W. R. Paton, from “Greek Anthology; Epigrams,” published c. 1918

[purellsnuff-deactivated20190503]

PLATO SAID “LESBIAN RIGHTS!”

[kayla-bird-deactivated20190505]

“fucking superb you funky little lesbian” - plato

[salty-red-mage]

Everyone on Tumblr rn