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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

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if i look back, i am lost
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

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DEVIL MAY CRY 5
Fantastic Four: @DOOM vs @EVERLOVINBLUES (April 9, 2021)
Fan written and artist by: Dan Schkade
@jared-wormsboy i am crying uncontrollably
I reference this in conversation sometimes assuming everyone knows about the Owl Attack Sex Playlist and i look fucking unhinged
agent 47 disguising himself as a fat little german boy with a lollipop wearing a propeller beanie
47, your target is William Wonka
47. This next mission is a bit unorthodox. Your target is William Wonka, age unknown. Wonka is a widely known candy manufacturer, and just so happens to control 83% of the global chocolate trade, which as you may have guessed, is undesirable for our client. Intel on the target is relatively slim, however⊠Wonka has been secluded in his factory for decadesânobody ever goes in, nobody ever comes out. However, two weeks ago, he has placed five golden tickets inside randomly selected candy bars which will grant the holder access to a free tour of the mysterious factory⊠and access to Wonka himself. I hope you have a sweet tooth, 47, because youâve got a golden ticket.
How to surreptitiously stretch within reach of kissesÂ
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I melted my Drone for this video | Iurie Belegurschi
Iceland
Advice from Zoe
oof
I want a relationship like this
The himbo energy here is impeccable
[Transcription: A well-dressed fancy lady and man stand facing each other in an old-fashioned movie*
Woman: âAnd now you want me to teach you jiu jitsu.â
Man: âIf you donât mind, Miss Plum.â
Plum, loud and excitedly: âITâLL BE A PLEASURE.â
*She rips his tuxedo jacket off his shoulders, grips him aggressively, and yeets him over her shoulder in a jiu jitsu martial arts fashion*
Man: *Clasping her arms a few seconds later while she looks coyly at him* âNow, let me see. Um. Let me do it to you.â
*He appears very concentrated, the camera shifts to her soft smile and romantic music begins to play, accentuating a mood that he is NOT picking up on*
âNow, let me see first of all I, um,- I pull this down.â *He pulls her cardigan off her shoulders, her collarbone now exposed and she likes it that way, she looks very obviously at his lips, like this lady has absolutely zero chill*
âNow I do this!â *He jilts her shoulders into them so their faces are centimeters away, she looks like she would like to eat his face and he is still very concentrated but in a giddy boy way*
Him: âThen I hold you close!â
Plum: âCloser.â
Him, confuzzled: âI beg your pardon?â
Plum: âCloser!! Close as you can!â *She is mentally having sex already*
Him: âOh, yes.â *He searches her eyes for direction*
Him: âNow what do I do?â
*Miss Plum is absolutely beaming*
Plum: âDonât you know?â
*She wants him to do things to her and he stands there mouth agape. You can see his one braincell struggling visibly in his hollow brain as realization of the century is dangling in front of him. Heâs about to realize and then*
Him: âOf course! Now I apply the leverage!â *And he yeets her on to the floor*
*The music swells and fades, telling the audience that this manâs one braincell has failed him. Himbo of the century.*
END.]
It pains me that the video wont load for me but the transcription is still great fun
This is sourced from âStand-Inâ (1937), starring Leslie Howard and Joan Blondell, which has been preserved on the Internet Archive. The complete scene begins at 51 minutes 43 seconds of playtime, and the quoted extract exactly two minutes into that, at 53:43.
Fucking idiotsâŠ
We lost a war to these fucking idiots.
Iâm crying.
LMAOOOOOOOOO the screaming in the beginning âmr. owlâ âoh jesus christâ âplease donât give me that lookâ âplease donât flyâ DYING omg
That owl is 30000000% done
every time this video graces me with its presence i feel obliged to reblog it
This gives me great joy
When urbanite meets wildlife
@is-the-owl-vid-cute you need some owls after all the discourse
Cannot get over how accurate those text images are in describing the intonation of the dialogue.
Ser Dickhead of House Cocksucker has a humble request for a local artisan.
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this is one of the worlds most sounds
FUCKING FINALLY.
I've been seeing the shitpost version of this so many times, but never heard the audio on the original.
I've never been so happy to hear uncomfortable schlorping.
Hey that's the sound my head makes when I shake it.