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DEVIL MAY CRY 5

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Fantastic Four: @DOOM vs @EVERLOVINBLUES (April 9, 2021)

Fan written and artist by: Dan Schkade

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@jared-wormsboy i am crying uncontrollably

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I reference this in conversation sometimes assuming everyone knows about the Owl Attack Sex Playlist and i look fucking unhinged

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agent 47 disguising himself as a fat little german boy with a lollipop wearing a propeller beanie

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47, your target is William Wonka

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47. This next mission is a bit unorthodox. Your target is William Wonka, age unknown. Wonka is a widely known candy manufacturer, and just so happens to control 83% of the global chocolate trade, which as you may have guessed, is undesirable for our client. Intel on the target is relatively slim, however… Wonka has been secluded in his factory for decades—nobody ever goes in, nobody ever comes out. However, two weeks ago, he has placed five golden tickets inside randomly selected candy bars which will grant the holder access to a free tour of the mysterious factory… and access to Wonka himself. I hope you have a sweet tooth, 47, because you’ve got a golden ticket.

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How to surreptitiously stretch within reach of kisses

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I melted my Drone for this video | Iurie Belegurschi

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Advice from Zoe

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I want a relationship like this

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The himbo energy here is impeccable

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[Transcription: A well-dressed fancy lady and man stand facing each other in an old-fashioned movie*

Woman: “And now you want me to teach you jiu jitsu.”

Man: “If you don’t mind, Miss Plum.”

Plum, loud and excitedly: “IT’LL BE A PLEASURE.”

*She rips his tuxedo jacket off his shoulders, grips him aggressively, and yeets him over her shoulder in a jiu jitsu martial arts fashion*

Man: *Clasping her arms a few seconds later while she looks coyly at him* “Now, let me see. Um. Let me do it to you.”

*He appears very concentrated, the camera shifts to her soft smile and romantic music begins to play, accentuating a mood that he is NOT picking up on*

“Now, let me see first of all I, um,- I pull this down.” *He pulls her cardigan off her shoulders, her collarbone now exposed and she likes it that way, she looks very obviously at his lips, like this lady has absolutely zero chill*

“Now I do this!” *He jilts her shoulders into them so their faces are centimeters away, she looks like she would like to eat his face and he is still very concentrated but in a giddy boy way*

Him: “Then I hold you close!”

Plum: “Closer.”

Him, confuzzled: “I beg your pardon?”

Plum: “Closer!! Close as you can!” *She is mentally having sex already*

Him: “Oh, yes.” *He searches her eyes for direction*

Him: “Now what do I do?”

*Miss Plum is absolutely beaming*

Plum: “Don’t you know?”

*She wants him to do things to her and he stands there mouth agape. You can see his one braincell struggling visibly in his hollow brain as realization of the century is dangling in front of him. He’s about to realize and then*

Him: “Of course! Now I apply the leverage!” *And he yeets her on to the floor*

*The music swells and fades, telling the audience that this man’s one braincell has failed him. Himbo of the century.*

END.]

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It pains me that the video wont load for me but the transcription is still great fun

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This is sourced from “Stand-In” (1937), starring Leslie Howard and Joan Blondell, which has been preserved on the Internet Archive. The complete scene begins at 51 minutes 43 seconds of playtime, and the quoted extract exactly two minutes into that, at 53:43.