[vaultkniqht]

Someone posted the rest of the S2 postcards and they're so cute

[martindykewood]

im barely exaggerating when i say i think of this every single day

[speedlimit15]

Ok

[stinkbrat]

2/8 endings so far

[heavencrashingdown]

[theskullofjudgement]

Skull of judgement am I evil for wanting to be loved

YUUUUUUP

[vidosvit]

There is no "you" without the flesh

[rnismatch]

you dumb asshole, you just won $0,000

[tamagotchi]

😍fuck

[atomsglory]

i come back to tungler perhaps

[twixie-forever]

[mojave-musing]

If Maximus has a million fans I am one of them

If Maximus has five fans I am one of them

If Maximus has one fan it is me

If Maximus has no fans I am dead

[byjove]

After the Puritans were kicked out of England for being fucking insufferable, they decided to continue that behavior in America, resulting in the deaths of tens of thousands of people and the eventual establishment of Massachusetts.

[massachusetts-official]

Official Post of Massachusetts

[marzipanandminutiae]

tourist: wait the Pilgrims were the same people who did the Salem Witch trials???

me: yep

tourist:

me: only like 70 years later too

tourist: ...I. never made that connection.

me: oh wait 'till you hear what they did to Quakers

[heated-blanket]

Every time I see someone say “what is air?” or “trololol” on tumblr, all I think is:

get off tumblr, please.

[heated-blanket]

you are doing ghost of christmas past torment to me

[blignick]

[lamedrago]

Lugia

[1five1two]

[greelin]

wow that’s really cool. Do you mind if i get soul-crushingly sad for a moment