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[segamascott]

[jihadibarbie]

african rapper with rasta

[wyrmicelli]

me tongue-deep in a sandalwood candle: 🤤

the tjmaxx employee loading a fourth tranquilizer dart into their blowgun: i need backup

[snowown]

[shroomgluggler]

in the future humans will have something called "sinus button " and pressing it will immediately drain your sinuses of all fluid so that it can be filled with other things like rocks, webs, paint, tar, freef (new fluid that will be so important in that time) and also dr papper

[noelle-ism]

#hope #hopepunk #positivity #utopia #dreamworld

[misandrynistic]

hiiiiiiiii its me again. long time no see. im dj aka damone. im a blak s.asian disabled bi woman

i just got kicked out of an abusive home with basically nothing but my medication and my laptop, and i live in the middle of fucking nowhere, have no one in the area, no license, and i need to sort out accommodation, food, and other essentials for me and my cats tonight and for the next few days most likely.

im australian and our dollar is dogshit so anything helps more than you know. love u.

Become a supporter of damone today!

poll to make this less "woe is me" (though please do not get it twisted. its at least a little woe is me. but look theres a button to press)

would you consider yourself a pessimist, optimist, or realist?

pessimist

optimist

realist

other

Remaining time: 3 days 4 hours

[yiddishfisting]

i'm going to cry. what

[yiddishfisting]

TWENTY THREE HUNDRED DOLLARS????

[ahmadalashi1]

TIME IS UP. ⏳

My mother is in the hospital in severe pain, and we have strictly 3 days to raise $300 to cover her treatment for this week.

All it takes is 12 kind hearts donating $25 each to secure her medicine and end her suffering.

💔 If you can donate: You are directly easing a mother's pain.

🔄 If you can't: Please REBLOG & SHARE immediately. Time is running out.

Who will step up and be one of the 12 today? 🙏

Donate here ــ PayPal ــ Verified fundraiser

[ahmadalashi1]

Raised $53 of $300! We urgently need 10 people to step up with $25 each to cover my mother's treatment please donate or share now!

[aminta]

your straight boyfriend is not FRUITY he is not a TWINK he is not GAY FOR THE STRAP he is a 25 year old heterosexual man named TYLER and his favorite hobby is playing MARVEL RIVALS

[cykelops]

another history making marvel post I never see anyone talk about is “so is nobody helping blade kill all those vampires”

[cykelops]

found it

[duckpetan]

[areyoshi]

A lil doodle from May based on a photo. Originally on my bluesky!

@animals-with-fan-art

[darnmand]

Gaslight, gatekeep, girlfailure.

[renxiss]

i adore them sm

[foone]

When you go to the doctor's office, if you're a woman, they should give you a gun to use on the doctor if they dismiss your problem. Same if you're fat. Fat women get two guns in case the doctor really deserves it

[artefarte]

A perfectly natural heterosexual black swan couple raising their cute fluffy babies together as God intended <3

SIKE

THEY'RE GAY

And they're not some rare exception to the rule, either!!!

About 25% of black swan couples consist of two swans of the same sex (typically, two males).

These couples will court each other, build a nest, and raise their young together in a more-or-less committed monogamous relationship.

In fact, these same-sex couples have a high success rate of 80% when raising their young to adulthood, as opposed to the 30% of their heterosexual counterparts! Two big buff papa swans are better than one when it comes to stomping on invaders of nesting territory.

"But," I hear you say, "where do their baby floofballs come from? Does mpreg exist among black swans?"

Alas, no, but there is a very elegant solution to this. The swan couple may simply temporarily associate themselves with a female swan.

Afterwards, the female swan deposits their eggs and swims off free to live her single girlie life if she wishes (or, find a boyfriend. Preferably one who isn't already committed to another boyfriend.)

So whenever someone commits the naturalistic fallacy "homosexuality bad because unnatural >:(" I like to point out not only their glaring illogicality, but also, respectfully, there is homosexuality happening in the local lake right now.

This concludes my Ted Talk on gay swans.

[machine-unlearning]

god I'm such a slut for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce *decides it’s inaccurate to refer to myself as a slut in light of my minimal sexual activity* if The Enemy discovered my ardor for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce, they would gain a significant strategic advantage

[junestrings]

a lot of people dont care about insect biomass collapse bc when they hear we are losing 2.5% of the insect biomass per year they just imagine the cockroach and housefly population decreasing by that much. they dont realize those are among the only ones that will remain unbothered

[junestrings]

you can make a little oasis right where you are, and it matters

[headspace-hotel]

every year of restoring native plants I see a great increase in the insect populations, and loads of new insects i never saw before (all of them harmless--the insects that are harmful or parasitic on humans are the main ones being unaffected by the decrease in insect populations)

(a large part of) the problem is Plant Sameness. we must restore plant diversity