Here, Queer, There, Gay, Everywhere A Witch.

Queer as fuck trans man. 25 years old. Here for fandoms, social justice, witchcraft and just witchy things. also friends! 

[schrodingers--slut]

damn… the old cunt finally kicked it…. alexa, play another one bites the dust by… well. i shan’t say

[thesevenumbrellas]

Told my dad that joke and he laughed which is very impressive because hes the real life human version of Spock

[fadedlovemp3]

id be so pissed if i got a parking ticket in gotham like a MAN dressed up like a CLOWN is violating the geneva convention weekly fucking calendar man is out there doing god KNOWS what and ur gonna fine me for parking for 30 min in a 10 min loading zone??? fuck this im becoming parking man and never paying for parking again weeheehee you’ll never catch me batman !

[anxietyproblem]

[fluffmoth]

[contagioushappiness]

Everything about this post is perfect. Because growing up is for losers. 

[forestry-kids]

I just want to hide from the world in one of these

[carerxsmolreg]

solid heckin guide

[thcartierrug]

@valentina_muntoni

[rocktheholygrail]

#mood

[slimegargoyle]

oh and since I’m acknowledging how young you all are: never ever ever ever ever ever under any circumstances alter your educational decisions for a boy 

[simon-lemon]

Even if it’s your father.

[witchoil]

Especially if it’s your father.

[smol-house-dragon]

However, if you identify as male, there is 1 (one) boy you can change educational decisions for. It you. You da boi.

[ampervadasz]

[snuv]

manic monday

[rslashrats]

hell on earth

[ratfuck]

Violence

[peridot-log-entries]

^ their names

[lycanthropiclesbian-deactivated]

obsessed with this post they won’t leave my mind’s eye

[reconstructionbaby]

hello i’m hoziest and this is my song i’m already in church

[headspace-hotel]

This post implies the existence of Hozey, who is not at church and has no desire to go.

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[birdsonqs]

“California” by Rudy Serrano

[everythingfox]

(via)

[doktorpeace-deactivated20251208]

@twerkyvulture​

[gahdamnpunk]

He should have left it in the drafts..

[fuckyeahgoodomens]

[mythwoven]

Alternate universe where I literally just to go to school forever (for free) so I can just learn about art and literature and history and languages for 100 years. No job skills. No credit requirements. No student loans. Just learning.

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

hate when I get to an OBNOXIOUSLY UNBEARABLY long post on my dash on mobile, and I’m scrolling for like a FULL minute and a half to get past it, and by the end I’m SO fed up I scroll ALL the way back to the top to unfollow the fiend who dared inconvenience me, only to find out it’s one of my most beloved mutuals.

it’s just

[dadcrone]

There’s probably a German compound word for that feeling you get at 2am when you’re single in your mid twenties and the creeping doubt that you’ve somehow missed your only chance at love because you didn’t meet someone in college and now it’s too late

[goddamngeckogirl]

The german word you are looking for is ‘Torschusspanik’

[littlekiwi37-archive]

Germans got a word for fucking EVERYTHING.

[agarotado27dejunho]

German is like the dictionary of obscure sorrows

[kryptonians]

Germany is a place of obscure sorrows