The Grizzled Empath

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[spettrooo]

Careful! 🎈

[atswim-two-birds]

This happened to me and they popped my shit yo I nearly died had to go to hospital Life Support Dialysis etc three years in hospital being kept alive by the machines Not even allowed o breath have to hold my breath Horrible existence Shit was dope while it lasted tho all I’ll say yo

[atswim-two-birds]

Deadass I just saw a flying car

[atswim-two-birds]

[atswim-two-birds]

I have only seen the first five minutes of Shrek but I hope this individual finds love somewhere . Remains to be seen however

[atswim-two-birds]

I very bravely went outside while tripping but everyone was to ugly so I came to back inside

[atswim-two-birds]

You’re not just a Poop Slave to me. You’re also my friend

[bobdylanhater115]

[atswim-two-birds]

Please stop putting your horrible poetry about like kink and trauma and gender on my instagram feed PLEASE

[kushblazer666]

[atswim-two-birds]

I am finally winning my week long war on Poop but at what cost

[atswim-two-birds]

My homie writes very Proustian Fragrantica reviews

[atswim-two-birds]

Pedophiles aren’t perfect but at least they used to have Andre Gide nowadays all pedophiles are Drake

[atswim-two-birds]

Why don’t you make like a poop and enter the sewers

[smalllfieldmouse]

Why don't you make like a strong acid and completely dissociate and release a proton

[smalllfieldmouse]

twisting your long pubic hairs into spikes is 10 thousand times more addictive than any drug & impossible to stop doing in public

[atswim-two-birds]

One of my roommates ate the fridge again

[weirdness-is-good]

[pygmyhilltroll]

you cannot be serious