anaïs mitchell saved my life

🏳️‍🌈 i'm just here to obsess over musicals and cute cats probably crying over hadestown

[elucubrare]

“the” cursed medieval knight makes it seem like this is a common rom-com trope 

[koramberlynne]

@copperbadge

[copperbadge]

“So which of you is the science teacher and which of you is the cursed medieval knight?” 

[pinkyarn]

being The Ugly Friend, The Family Disappointment, The Closeted Gay Cousin and The Failure all at once is lots of work to do it’s tiring

[courtneystapleton]

straight friend groups be like: *blonde girl* *chad* *the funny one* *kyle* *brunette girl* *frat boy*

gay friend groups be like: *divorced* *beheaded* *died* *divorced* *beheaded* *survived*

[angelchangsta]

I would have a LOT less anxiety about responding to emails if all email interactions were like this

[leepacey]

not to be sappy on main BUT one thing that i really loved when studying linguistics was that the more important a word is, the earlier the concept of this thing was given a word. for example, the word water is similar in many similar languages (aqua, agua, água). so, the more important a word is, the more languages it’ll be similar across and the older this word will be, theoretically and generally speaking (many other things also affect this)

AND SO in my years studying linguistics, there was one word that was nearly identical across so many regionally different languages (though there are outliers of course), from europe to most of asia to subsaharan africa to indigenous languages. across nearly all languages this is the first word people learn how to say and maybe the first word humans in general officially named and defined:

mamãe - portuguese 

妈妈 (māmā) - chinese

ਮੰਮੀ (mamī) - punjabi

mamah - mayan (yucatec)

мама - bulgarian, russian, ukrainian

ماں (mäm) - urdu

মা (mā) - bengali

mẹ (may) - vietnamese

ママ (mama) - japanese

అమ్మ (am'ma) - telugu

mama - quechua

મમ્મી (mam'mī) - gujarati

അമ്മ (am'ma) - malayalam

amá - navajo

엄마 (omma) - korean

eme - native hawaiian

onam - uzbek

aana - yupik

mema - tagish

μαμά (mamá) - greek

mama - swahili

أمي (umi) - arabic

mayi - chichewa

माँ (ma) - hindi

mam - dutch

ម៉ាក់ (ma) - khmer

แม่ (mæ̀) - thai

அம்மா (am'mā) - tamil

අම්මා (ammā) - sinhala

amai - zulu

ama - basque

आमा (āmā) - nepali

အမေ (amay) - myanmar (burmese)

mamá - spanish

mom/mum- english

this isn’t actually the first word because we teach babies this word (most likely), but because the “mama” or “ama” sounds are the easiest things for babies to say, and it’s nearly always the only thing they can say at first, and adults across all languages defined their language around that.

babies all over the world for thousands and thousands of years all started out blabbering sounds like “mama” and mothers everywhere were all like Oh Shit That’s Me! I’m Mama!

[theargylegargoyle]

Reblog if you think it’s okay to platonically say “I Love You” to your friends

[pixie-mage]

Slams the reblog button so damn fast

[jemandtherobots]

since we’re on the subject of james acaster, this is hands down the funniest joke in repertoire and it gets me every single fuckin time and i can’t even explain why it’s so funny

[oraclesofnorway]

Your body is an incredibly bizarre machine.

“What you see is a myosin protein dragging an endorphin along a filament to the inner part of the brain’s parietal cortex which creates happiness. Happiness. You’re looking at happiness.”

[andrewbelami]

Look at her STRUT!!! She is dragging that endorphin for filth and using that filament as her runway, bitch.

[deactivatingrealsoon-deactivate]

6 inch heels…..she walked in the club like nobody’s business…..godam…..she murdered everybody and i was her witness

[amntenofre]

lovely cat sleeping in the Sanctuary of the Goddess Isis at Philae (now on the Agilkia island)

[theartofangirling]

some memes I made to express my current frustrations with academia feel free to add your own

[funny-pictures-uk-deactivated20]

[star-anise]

That’s so sad wiretap play Despacito

[confield]

it’s a boomer meme, sir, but it checks out

[foxthebeekeeper]

A neighbor called and said she saw a swarm on a fire hydrant so I grabbed my bucket and ran there as fast as I could. I dabbed some lemongrass oil on the bottom of it and they walked in. After about 5 minutes I just scooped the rest in and bam! Free bees!

I got the queen on the first scoop too though. Apparently she was a new one because she was piping in there really loudly. This is my first personal swarm catch so honestly I’m not sure if that was supposed to happen or not.

[droct0]

What other website am i going to see posts where the op talks about “bam! Free bees!”

[coldasyou]

natasha pierre & the great comet of 1812 is THE musical like I’m sorry but nothing will ever top it, the music, the set, the acting, the costumes, the lighting the layers this isn’t abt opinions on musicals this is abt Facts…you can’t compete where you don’t compare  

[coldasyou]

[abelinthelandofnod]

uptown worm.... into the oval office she will squirm... all her policies are fair but firm... i'd elect her to a second term

[abelinthelandofnod]

uptown snail.... i support him on his campaign trail... he's reforming on a worldwide scale.. he'll put all the billionaires in jail

[podcastwizard]

straight friend groups be like: *blonde girl* *brunette boy* *class clown* *brunette girl* *michael*

gay friend groups be like: *the tank* *the magic user* *the healer* *the rogue*

[jotaro-ebooks-deactivated202005]

addendum: *the tank* *the magic user* *the healer* *the rogue* *michael*

[nudityandnerdery]

I submit to you:

Now, I know what you’re thinking. “Who’s who?” It’s easy.

See, Jason? Jason is clearly the rogue. Oh, he’s not great at it. It’s why he’s got that great nickname: The Defendant. But ya boy got moves. He’s always gonna roll with it. You can’t keep him down. He’s a high Dex and Cha build, he just used Wisdom and Intelligence as his dump stats. Deep, deep dump.

Your tank? Eleanor Shellstrop. She’s not your standard bulky warrior, sure. But have you seen her talk to people? She’s the damn queen of aggro, am I right? Look at basically any of her friendships in life. I rest my case.

Tahani? Congratulations, beautiful, you’re the magic user. Look, who else could pull it off with the panache and style necessary to control the arcane strands of the universe in ways we can hardly even understand? No, not Kamilah Al-Jamil. I mean Tahani.

And your healer? Come on. The guy who’s already in anguish over making sure everyone’s going to survive, clearly. Chidi, the only thing he won’t be able to fix is his stomach ache over whatever dumb thing the party has gotten into now.

And, of course. Michael.

[bob-belcher]

[shensis]

let’s abolish all clocks, the concept of time itself. live by sunlight. primal instincts and internal clocks ONLY

[steveandbucky]

when is the next bus getting here? its a surprise :)

[grouchythefish]

That’s no different from how buses already operate (: