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*pokes head into tumblr*

Are next months spoilers for snk out yet?

#snk #snk spoilers #snk 86 #snk chapter 86 #aot #shingeki no kyojin #attack on titan #hajime isayama #snk 90 #snk chapter 90

I hope this works.

DEAR GODS OF TUMBLR, PLEASE SEND A CUTE PERSON MY WAY. ALL I NEED IS SOMEONE WHO ISN'T FICTIONAL, DEAD, FICTIONAL AND DEAD, AND CAN THEY LIVE NEAR ME? PLEASE? *throws my soul into the fire of sacrifice* Thank you Gods Of Tumblr.

#I'm so pathetic #gods of tumblr #tumblr #i am single #desperately single #I am desperate #WHY CANT MY LIFE BE LIKE A FANFICTION #:(

So I made a fake ad on cragslist and then I got this email...

#my best friend made me post this #I know that no one will see it so it's cool #cragslist #fake ads #funny story #memes

Why the fuck do people say 'bisexual aren't confused'?

Because let me tell yöu, you should've seen this bisexual in math class the other day because I was so fucking confused. Could a not confused bisexual help me with math though?

#i just thought of this #but seriously can someone send me a cute bisexual whose good at math?#biseuxal #bisexuals are not confused #lgbtq #lgbt #lgbtaq

Do the hunters of Artemis have masturbation circle or what?

#you don't understand how long I've been thinking about this #hunters of artemis #artemis #greek mythology #ancient greece #greek gods #percy jackson #thalia grace #percy jackson and the olympians #hero's of olympus

When I was younger, I would watch a tv show or a movie and I always told myself that the girl I was starring at just had a “beautifully structured face” Baby me is the biggest bullshitter I know.

#now a days i know i'm bi #story time #lgbtq #lgbt #lgbtaq #bisexuality #bisexual #queer #baby me #lgbt stories #homosexual thoughts

Three days before winter break started, I started going to my new school and we watched a movie that apparently the whole class read the book too. So, we come back from, break and the teachers tell me that the next day we have to write an essay on the book. Since I wasn't there for the book they wanted me to write the essay on the movie. So I got mad that I hadn't read the book or played attention to the movie so instead of writing the essay (which was worth 20% of my grade) I wrote all the reasons why I wasn't going to write the essay just because I'm an asshole like that.

#story time #I am an asshole #school #essay #essay writing #school story #school stories #i hate school #kms

Eren: *gives Armin a present*

Armin: *opens present* Eren...it's a My Little Pony shirt...in your size...

Eren: gosh darn...I mean, I guess I'll take it so it isn't a waste of money. Gosh, that sucks....*under breath* for you.

#eremin #eremin au #eremin cute #armin x eren #erearu #eren jaeger #eren x armin #armin arlert #snk #aot #shingeki no kyojin #attack on titan

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Dear Santa,

This is what I’m demanding from you: -Eren and Armin seeing the ocean -Armin is overjoyed -Eren is sitting back enjoying Armin’s happiness and the fact that the ocean is real -Eren confesses his love to Armin -Armin is a blushing mess -Armin admits he shares the same feelings -Eren kisses Armin -Armin and Eren say “fuck it.” And live on the beach ever -Eremin bitch wedding -Eremin babies

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So, I just re-read this and what I wondering is...what the fuck is a bitch wedding?

#I was probably high when I made this #eremin

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who else can’t wait until they have a cute gf???

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all of those who reblogged will be blessed w a cute gf

I'm pissed off, my arm is itchy, and I can't sleep. So I'm gonna start watching Yuri On Ice. I plan to pull an all nighter.

#WISH ME GOOD FUCKING LUCK #yuri on ice

The other night I had a dream where I met my furture self and I asked me if I went to college and my furture self started crying and said no so i asked why and she just stared at her children running around the house accusingly.

#I was about to ask her if her kids were accidents but I already knew they were #this story seems legit tho #weird dreams #dreams

Sometimes I’ll be reading a fanfiction and something stupid happens and i automatically look at the wall like I’m looking at the camera on the office.

#sometimes fanfiction can be so stupid that it physically hurts me #no offence to the fanfiction writers #fanfiction #fanfic #fandoms #the office