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21, I'm here for the memes.

[mrhealyourgirl]

Good people are reincarnated into kittens that are adopted by girls with big naturals

[koth-harvest-final]

yeah sure ill reblog that

[severalowls]

I’m absolutely not against robits in the home, I think the possibilities are really cool but like… Alright actually, here’s a side by side comparison: 

[evilkillerpoptarts]

[maestropear]

Alexa can play Skyrim tho

[severalowls]

Damn you’re right.

I’m on mobile can somebody add that as a point for Roomba.

[mysteryseeker]

here you go

[attackonmymentality]

Actually, roombas map your house unless you specifically tell it not to but then its performance gets much less efficient.

[neon-tides]

Happy Trans Day of Visibility!

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

bungus

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

welcome to ‘no note bungus’. reblog and you will feel a sense of accomplishment and goodwill wash over you

[gae-bolg-alternative-dot-exe]

by sakiyamama

[yourboyskippy]

Can we please stop with the “being bi is liking all women and three men” stereotypes? You guys try so hard to emphasize that bisexuality isn’t JUST 50/50 but create posts that are just as harmful. As a bisexual who prefers guys, seeing posts like that makes me doubt my sexuality and sends me down another loop of “what if I’m straight and I’m faking it for attention”. Altough I usually come back to bi, the period of questioning because of an instagram post is really stressful for me, and I’m sure I’m not the only one who feels like this.

[puttingherinhistory]

I fucking hate the normalization of choking because:

You cannot verbally say a “safe word” when your supply of air is being cut off

Your brain isn’t rational when deprived of oxygen (this is well documented even in situations outside of strangulation such as altitude sickness) making it hard to give some kind of physical signal like a tap

If your partner ignores the previously mentioned physical “safe word”, the lack of oxygen makes it difficult to fight back

Choking (both consensual sexual choking and non-consensual as a serious form of assault) seems to be mostly men on women. Your average woman is going to have trouble overpowering your average man with her bare hands and this is only magnified by point #3

Lack of oxygen can very quickly cause permanent damage or death

If you get off on hurting people something is wrong with you

[puttingherinhistory]

It already happens that women are being put in serious danger because of not physically being able to say a safe word or fight back when their sexual partner is choking them

[attackonmymentality]

Honestly, verbal safewords should not be the only way top stop a sexual encountee. My fiancee and I have physical cues in case we need to stop, such as tapping the back of the other'a hand three times. But to anyone in a relationship, if your partner pushes last your boundaries, either forcefully stop them or contact the proper authorities.

[leonardnimoy]

reblog if your family has a plastic bag with plastic bags inside

[italianamericanfanpage]

[italianstallion69420]

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[la-volpe-bianca]

EY

I love these fawkin tings

Antony juniuh, come try dis

[tumblerculosis]

I’ve been obsessed with this tiktok for days now

[manda-kat]

"Why do you watch kid shows rather than stuff for adults?"

Because kids shows have:

Clean humor that won't make me uncomfortable

Jokes that aren't related to sex, drugs, death or politics

Almost no mention of current events and things that I would like to avoid hearing about in my leisure time

Characters that like each other and treat each other kindly

Plots that hold morals, determination, teamwork and love in high regard, rather than being nihilistic about everything

Interesting and emotional plots that aren't slice of life or sitcom-based

Or drama that relies on real emotion and arcs rather than overdone melodrama and 'who's sleeping with who'

And creative settings and concepts that adult shows would be afraid to use for fear of seeming juvenile.

[hyumjim]

some of you people are christians and it shows

[manda-kat]

That's the goal :)

[attackonmymentality]

I'm not even Christian but lowkey mood

[american-retard]

🎉🎉🎉🎉

[doubleblind-shibboleth]

[sapper-in-the-wire-old]

ITS FUCKED UP FUSŌ PADOGA MAST FRIDAY

[confusedsince1996]

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[clungedestroyer]

[lichen-thr0pe]

[officialfist]

FATHER’S day is this Sunday please don’t do it y’all. Y’all know what I mean.

[kneegrow-chan]

Do what?

[officialfist]

On Father’s Day a lot of “people” use it as a platform to bash men and fathers saying it should be abolished because men shouldn’t be praised for “doing the bare minimum as parents” which completely disregards single fathers and fathers who bust their ass to support their children. It’s mostly radfem brainlets.

[the-mighty-birdy-deactivated202]

Don’t forget “Let’s remember all those amazing single moms this Father’s Day” THERES ALREADY A DAY FOR THEM YOU BITCHES!!!!

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

“Let’s talk about all the abusive fathers,” no, fuck you, this ain’t about them.